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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.  This was terrible
with raisins in it.
        -- Dorothy Parker

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

Government's Law:
    There is an exception to all laws.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

>>557
Unless they are on higher ground

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

It seems that more and more mathematicians are using a new, high level
language named "research student".

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

Kiss your keyboard goodbye!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

Windows 95 never has bugs.  It just develops random features.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

>>559
I like using regexes for those

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping
the top of the barrel.
        -- Gore Vidal

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

Most legends have their basis in facts.
        -- Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

objdump -h `modprobe -l` | sed -ne '/__ksym/h;$b1;\:^/:!d;:1;x;s/:.*//p;'

Gotta love those sed hieroglyphics :-)

    - Keith Owens on linux-kernel

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38

Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
        -- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

>>569
No this is not productive

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

I think, therefore I am... I think.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

no brainer:
    A decision which, viewed through the retrospectoscope,
    is "obvious" to those who failed to make it originally.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are in straitjackets.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39

Unix soit qui mal y pense
    [Unix to him who evil thinks?]

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find
there is nothing in it.
        -- James Huneker

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40

...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is
the practice of truth.
- George Jacob Holyoake

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40

Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40

Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40

A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
        -- Whitney Balliett

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40

One Bell System - it used to work before they installed the Dimension!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40

Gnagloot, n.:
    A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
    impress people.
        -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
-- Bertrand Russell

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41

Learning without thought is labor lost;
thought without learning is perilous.
        -- Confucius

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41

"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other
hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41

Zoe: "Okay, people -- if it moves, shoot it."

Kaylee: "Unless it's the captain!"

Zoe: "Unless it's the captain."
                --Episode #10, "War Stories"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41

Some of the things that live the longest in peoples' memories never
really happened.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41

NOTICE:
    Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
    be summarily put out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42

No sooner had Edger Allen Poe
Finished his old Raven,
then he started his Old Crow.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42

Simon: "Could you not do that while we're... ever?"
                --Episode #9, "Ariel"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42

"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42

!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I  !pleH

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42

Ehrman's Commentary:
    (1) Things will get worse before they get better.
    (2) Who said things would get better?

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