smoke weed everyday
1
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
561
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:37
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible
with raisins in it.
-- Dorothy Parker
562
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:37
Government's Law:
There is an exception to all laws.
563
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:37
>>557
Unless they are on higher ground
564
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
It seems that more and more mathematicians are using a new, high level
language named "research student".
565
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
566
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
Windows 95 never has bugs. It just develops random features.
567
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
>>559
I like using regexes for those
568
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping
the top of the barrel.
-- Gore Vidal
569
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
570
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
Most legends have their basis in facts.
-- Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5
571
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
objdump -h `modprobe -l` | sed -ne '/__ksym/h;$b1;\:^/:!d;:1;x;s/:.*//p;'
Gotta love those sed hieroglyphics :-)
- Keith Owens on linux-kernel
572
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
573
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
-- Mark Twain
574
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
>>569
No this is not productive
575
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
576
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
I think, therefore I am... I think.
577
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.
578
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
no brainer:
A decision which, viewed through the retrospectoscope,
is "obvious" to those who failed to make it originally.
579
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X
580
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are in straitjackets.
581
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
Unix soit qui mal y pense
[Unix to him who evil thinks?]
582
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:40
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find
there is nothing in it.
-- James Huneker
583
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:40
...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is
the practice of truth.
- George Jacob Holyoake
584
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:40
Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
585
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:40
Yow! Is my fallout shelter termite proof?
586
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:40
A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
-- Whitney Balliett
587
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:40
One Bell System - it used to work before they installed the Dimension!
588
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:40
Gnagloot, n.:
A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
589
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:41
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
-- Bertrand Russell
590
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:41
Learning without thought is labor lost;
thought without learning is perilous.
-- Confucius
591
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:41
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other
hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
592
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:41
Zoe: "Okay, people -- if it moves, shoot it."
Kaylee: "Unless it's the captain!"
Zoe: "Unless it's the captain."
--Episode #10, "War Stories"
593
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:41
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
594
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:41
Some of the things that live the longest in peoples' memories never
really happened.
595
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:41
NOTICE:
Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
be summarily put out.
596
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:42
No sooner had Edger Allen Poe
Finished his old Raven,
then he started his Old Crow.
597
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:42
Simon: "Could you not do that while we're... ever?"
--Episode #9, "Ariel"
598
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:42
"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
599
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:42
!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
600
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:42
Ehrman's Commentary:
(1) Things will get worse before they get better.
(2) Who said things would get better?
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