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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35

One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35

LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35

If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't
get any ice.  If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35

Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules
    -- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35

In the next world, you're on your own.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35

Corry's Law:
    Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35

With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
        -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:36

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:36

Baby On Board.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:36

Bo Derek ruined my life!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:36

All great discoveries are made by mistake.
        -- Young

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:36

What causes the mysterious death of everyone?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:36

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
        -- Dick Brandon

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:36

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:37

Please, don't mix _that_ flamewar into the thread, OK?

    - Al Viro in an almost-flamewar on linux-kernel

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:37

  Parting is such sweet sorrow. -William Shakespeare

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:37

A yawn is a silent shout.
        -- G.K. Chesterton

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:37

If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:37

Look out!  Behind you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:37

QOTD:
    "If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:37

On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK'
- everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS.
    -- Tarl Neustaedter

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:37

Feature was not beta tested

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:38

We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
        -- Dr. Konrad Adenauer

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:38

Life is wasted on the living.
        -- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:38

People respond to people who respond.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:38

Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have
been, and never will be wrong.
        -- Walter Dwight

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:38

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
        -- Kris Kristofferson, "Me and Bobby McGee"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:38

Pyros of the world... IGNITE !!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:38

    "I thought you were trying to get into shape."
    "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:39

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
        -- W.C. Fields

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:39

Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:39

It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to
our ancestors.
        -- Plutarch

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:39

If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:39

Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one
arch-enemy -- and that is life.
        -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:39

Freedom is nothing else but the chance to do better.
        -- Camus

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:39

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom.
It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
        -- William Pitt, 1783

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:39

There was a phone call for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:40

If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:40

It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:40

It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.
        -- Kevin White, Mayor of Boston

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