smoke weed everyday
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2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:35
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:35
LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net , with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:35
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't
get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:35
Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules
-- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:35
In the next world, you're on your own.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:35
Corry's Law:
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:35
With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:36
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:36
Baby On Board.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:36
Bo Derek ruined my life!
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:36
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
-- Young
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:36
What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:36
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-- Dick Brandon
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:36
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:37
Please, don't mix _that_ flamewar into the thread, OK?
- Al Viro in an almost-flamewar on linux-kernel
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:37
Parting is such sweet sorrow. -William Shakespeare
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:37
A yawn is a silent shout.
-- G.K. Chesterton
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:37
If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:37
Look out! Behind you!
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:37
QOTD:
"If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."
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2010-06-10 12:37
On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK'
- everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS.
-- Tarl Neustaedter
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2010-06-10 12:37
Feature was not beta tested
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:38
We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
-- Dr. Konrad Adenauer
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:38
Life is wasted on the living.
-- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:38
People respond to people who respond.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:38
Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have
been, and never will be wrong.
-- Walter Dwight
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:38
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
-- Kris Kristofferson, "Me and Bobby McGee"
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:38
Pyros of the world... IGNITE !!!
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:38
"I thought you were trying to get into shape."
"I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:39
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:39
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:39
It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to
our ancestors.
-- Plutarch
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:39
If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
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2010-06-10 12:39
Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one
arch-enemy -- and that is life.
-- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele"
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:39
Freedom is nothing else but the chance to do better.
-- Camus
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:39
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom.
It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
-- William Pitt, 1783
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:39
There was a phone call for you.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:40
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:40
It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
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2010-06-10 12:40
It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.
-- Kevin White, Mayor of Boston
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