I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.
>>6
Perfectly legal in the uk cockstain. My worries don't include the law.
My worries do include having a kid with a crazy bitch who lies a lot.
fucking gay
>>1
Damn, Leet, why couldn't you just stay in your /lounge/ chair drinking whiskey and eating pancakes with your pants off?
By now the "crazy, lying bitch" is probably really attached to you, so she's not going to let go of you at all. With her around you're fucked for life. Your ex isn't going to want to deal with this, so I don't think that there's anything you can say when she finds out about it. There's nothing you can do now, but chances are that the "crazy bitch" will leave you in a couple of years (or maybe within the next 10-20 years) and force you to pay child support. You could probably hook up with your ex then, if she doesn't have a family or isn't with some guy.
You could hope for/somehow force a miscarriage, or convince her to commit suicide for early results, and to start a new relationship with your ex.
Also, since the "crazy bitch" seems to lie about so many things, there's a chance that it isn't yours.
>>9
I've told my ex. She is understandably fucking freaked the fuck out about this. There is no way in hell I am entertaining the idea of going back with the crazy coke whore, and to be honest, like everyone else in this thread has said I hope she doesn't keep it.
My ex did say she couldn't be with someone who was having a kid with someone else. I don't blame her.
so it looks like basically, I'm fucked.
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Anonymous2011-01-25 15:48
>>15 I'm fucked
Yes, yes you are. But at least you have us, right? Riiiiight?
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Anonymous2011-01-25 15:58
>>3
Fucking socks is not bad compared to the situation that has been put before you. At least socks don't lie, cheat, walk away, or lie about being "on the pill".
But Leet, I dunno what to tell you, bitches are fucking psycho, and often the pussy ain't worth the fucking trouble, lest you run into retarded situations like the one you're in. Get some kind of test done to see if the progeny isn't yours, bolt the fuck outta there, if it is, get that bitch to abort it.
That's really all I can tell you, and I doubt other /lounge/rs here have any better advice.
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-01-25 16:13
>>16
*big hug* >>17
Update.
The young girl and I had a lengthy skype conversation, and she's getting abortion.
I feel like a cunt and a murderer, but shit, I guess it's better than the alternative.
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Anonymous2011-01-25 16:16
>>18 The young girl and I had a lengthy skype conversation, and she's getting abortion. I feel like a cunt and a murderer, but shit, I guess it's better than the alternative.
But, is it actually yours? Or do you just not give a fuck at this point?
>>18
Technically, you've had no part in 'killing' the unborn child.
Plus, it's only sentient if it's self aware in my book.
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Anonymous2011-01-25 16:48
How many dead fetuses are you the daddy of?
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Anonymous2011-01-25 16:49
abortion sends baby to god faster!
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Anonymous2011-01-25 16:59
>>23
So abortions are actually increasing the angel population, thereby benefiting God?
Wow. So the anti-choice guys are actually working against the divine plan!
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-01-25 16:59
>>19
Not entirely sure, but I'm glad the situation is going away. But of couse I give a fuck, I'm not totally heartless. >>20
lol. >>21
Well, I get the feeling that she might have been using it to try and get me to go back with her. If I had she would have kept the child. So I think I am responsible slightly. The sentient thing is another discussion, I agree with you but I'm still not really a fan of abortion.
On the plus side, my ex is rationalising this by thinking it was probably not mine and some other guys anyway, so who knows how that shit will pan out.
All in all, I've dodged a bullet here.
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Anonymous2011-01-25 17:29
>>25
Well, even though I'm a /lounge/ troll, I must say I am glad a nice guy like you won't have to put up with the kind of crazy shit that goes on when bitches get pregnant.
Also, I know how you feel. But you are much luckier than I, as the situation I was in turned out rather awkward when my ex decided, out of some overdeveloped motherly instinct, to go ahead with having the thing. So now she is some seven months pregnant, living with a guy two years younger who wouldn't make anything close to a decent father, unsure whether the kid is mine or his (I know for a fact it ain't that hipster faggot's).
>>26
Shit man, that's fucked.
DNA test time? Prove it's yours? Or maybe just kill everyone involved?
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Anonymous2011-01-25 17:56
>>29
I'm fucked up enough as it is, which means with a bitch like her the kid could only turn out to be something like a schizophrenic demigod. I like the idea of releasing an illegitimate spawn like that into this world. All in all, I'm kind of excited about it.
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-01-25 18:01
>>30
That's a brilliant way to look at something as inevitable as that situation.
You should start making him a super villian costume.
>>31
I shall. If possible I will also move to direct some important aspect of his/her moral and intellectual development from behind the shadows of distance, wait a few years, then adopt the child as my own when I have a laboratory or something capable of nurturing its destructive potential.
>>32 do you feel you're fit to take care of the child? If so, teach the little fag to do so.
Realistically, I am. Or, at the very least, could be responsible, caring and supportive enough that it wouldn't turn out like me. Actually I loved her so much I thought I'd be alright with, get this, letting her, the kid and the "father" live with me, allowing my presence to persist as only an uncle-figure.
Despite that, she wants nothing to do with me. Therefore I figure I'll let her sit in misery with our little secret while every passing year she watches the child with a crippling mixture of shame and regret. I still want to pull an "I'm your father" deal when it gets older, though. Depending on how awesome/successful/crazy I become, it'll be a real mindfuck for the both of us.
>>34
Man, the idea of living with them was terrible. I've seen it in action and it would tear you apart.
I see you're thinking that one day you're going to tell the child.
Try and make it sooner rather than later. Otherwise you'll never get to see it.
It's good you're not just one of those fucks who would skip town and not care though.
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Anonymous2011-01-26 9:56
Well, you clearly deserve each other, being a vile troll of a subhuman, yourself. Get married.
I can imagine the dialogue like this: "look at you, you stupid retard, bouncing on my dick. there's the mirror on that wall -- look at yourself. dummy."
>>65
What if he got the bitch pregnant in the morning? Do you have to wait a whole day to take it, or do you try to take it really fast while it is still morning?
So I had my ex round this weekend. It was beautiful. All weekend I kept asking her to take me back. She said some bullshit about needing to think. Fuck's sake, we've been on and off again for about two months, she's had enough time to think. I asked her again before she went. Apparently I'm a bastard for upsetting her. Lolwut?
And the fact that it breaks my heart when we're aart, and that because we're not going out she can just jump on any cock she wants is totally fine. Fuck that. Well I told her I'm sick of being messed about and that's the end of it. Apparently "Things aren't that simle, it's not always black or white". What the fuck ever, it is to me. Either you're my girl or you're not. I guess she isn't.
God I hate women sometimes.
>>100
Not really. I didn't get back the girl that I love, she's back in another city now.
And tomorrow the young girl has the abortion. Woo. Fucking great.
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Anonymous2011-01-31 17:45
>>103
Will you feel guilty when she's infertile for the rest of her life and dies of ovarian cancer at age 30?
>>105
I once came inside a girl in the heat of the moment, right after she called me "onii-chan" while begging like crazy for it. Watched as she douched her vagina in the shower afterward. But how could I not, just once?!
>>118
Just as not everyone is a weeaboo-hater. Except for DJapco, who keeps posting anonymously.
>>119
DJapco (you) of course wouldn't, he didn't care about anything dealing with Japan or Japanese culture and was quite vocal about it. Now DJapco, you should probably hush and go join your brethren at http://boards.4chan.org/int/
Got through to her. The abortion clinic want her to come back a week later, showed her a bunch of leaflets meant to dissuade her from doing it. She says she wants to get it out of the way because she's scared she'll change her mind, but doesn't think she will. I told her (same as last time I spoke to her) that if she wanted anything or wanted me to go to the clinic with her, I would.
This fucking sucks.
>>128
Thanks.
You know, I've even been in two minds about convincing her to keep it, because every other time the girl involved has aborted it. I half wish (well maybe quarter) that she would have the kid and that I hadn't talked her into getting rid of it. The rest of me realises how retarded this is though.
She wants the same thing I think. I mentioned these thoughts to her today, and she told me what a bad idea it is, she's too young, etc. All right. I still feel a bit sad about it though.
>>133
So anyone who isn't obsessed with Japanese cartoons is a xenophobe? Hey, do you know how to say "brother" in Swahili? Or Icelandic? OMFG GTFO U XENOPHOBE!!!
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Anonymous2011-02-02 4:27
>>132
maybe you could fuck her mom and give her a sister
Spoke to my ex over skype last night. She said we shouldn't even be fuckbuddies anymore and occasionally see each other because she misses me too much with us being in different towns.
This is retarded. She hates not seeing me enough, so she wants to not see me at all. What planet are women fucking from.
After that, we had camsex and told each other we loved each other again :/ although it doesn't change anything.
Got another woman sniffing round me on facebook, someone who is has recently split up from her husband, couple of years younger than me. I'm probably going to do her just to take my mind off everything, which it does for a couple of days at least. Next time she gets her dole through she's coming up to see me.
I really don't even give a fuck though. I probably should just leave them all alone for a while. I know one thing's for sure, I definitely won't be knocking this one up this time.
On the plus side, someone has offered me a some ketamine to fix their computer later today, so I guess that will occupy me a bit. I would have done it for them for free, because they're a bro, but I can't turn down ketamine.
This has been another pointless news announcement about my life, designed to wind up the people who hate me on lounge. Have a nice day.
The muslims know how to stop that bullshit. You marry the girls early so they don't have time to fuck some asshole that they break up with and get a fucking attitude about how guys treat them and then they fuck some other asshole or several until they get pregnant and the guy takes off and she's a single mom and raises some rotten kids and society gets more annoying with all these angry fuck-around rude louts.
>>155
<3 >>156
All religions are stupid though. Just because one is less stupid than the other doesn't make it any better.
of course, it's the media programming women to be like this, so we need to destroy TV.
Shit...I saw a woman walking around the other day with a jacket on that said "Gold Digger" on the back of it. The fact that someone even thought of making that jacket and selling it is bad enough, but the fact that that skank thinks it's ok to wear it is even worse. She was ugly too.
At least it's an early warning system.
fuck some asshole that they break up with and get a fucking attitude about how guys treat them and then they fuck some other asshole or several until they get pregnant and the guy takes off and she's a single mom and raises some rotten kids and society gets more annoying with all these angry fuck-around rude louts.
I think that I met some cunt on her way to becoming this. I actually liked her at first, but oh well. Nothing of value was/is lost.
>>160
You shouldn't have aborted, imagine cute little daddy L33t, what a sight! Like the grandfather type I am, I couldn't resist to ask you to sit on my lap.
Ah! You got me! I'm done for! I shall concede and step away from the keyboard and never shall I return. I am failyour to the end, to the end I am no more. But what left am I but a man but a shell, to no end of donkey sucking bukakke hell. You have been one and true and just, I jerk my hands fast to stur up some dust. Quite harry are your balls so salty yet sweet; too far up my ass hath gone your feet. I bid fairwell, to the anons and the trolls; I'm off to rectal lick donkey wholes. Saddened am I at the ethos I've made; yet fucked am I, even if I stayed. The cum is thick and solid and true; your balls have been licked my goatse is black/blue.
I dedicate this poem to me.
Nyah, thanks, me! Yur, so koool! Wanna hang aout sum time?
Sure me, I'd love that, let's go
*redcream and me hand in hand walking down to the candycane stand*
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Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
>>8-kotai, I did not say that I was "against" penises. I am forced to acknowledge that minutely-dicked persons like yourself are creations of a vast genome. You have a place in the gene pool. But-- and I want this point to come across perfectly clear-- even little girls would find your tiny tadpole too terrible to tolerate.
It appears that Poopdicknuts-san is having what is commonly known as a "meltdown", in the emotional sense, not in the nuclear sense. Is falls upon our shoulders to pay attention to Poopdicknuts-san in his time of distress. However, I do not think he will be "okay", since in the strictest sense, was he ever okay?
>>14 THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
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>>4-kun, I have not been able to make a thread on 4chan's /lounge/ for at least 4 years. I probably tried about 9 months ago, and got the same message.
>>6-kun, it does not matter how long I wait. I come on /lounge/ fresh and still can not make a thread. moot fagged me here on this board, and not in a good way. Well, that is his choice. I can still point out that he wants to be the little girl, and that his name is either Christopher Poole or Richard Goins. Fuck him.
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>>8
I position a few of the basic elements manually until I notice a pattern going across, then it's quick line-pasting from then on, following the pattern. I put the █ and ▓ characters in later with Edit|Replace in Notepad. Then I wrap the entire thing in [code] tags, then post.
>>1 I think he got the message.
The message being, those who are grown up are automatically fags.
That is the logic there. Just look at what you told him. You have already destroyed his development and now he will require years of reconstructive psychotherapy.
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RedCream here, you know how people say "judge people based on their actions" well I'm pretty sure judging someone based on the people they sleep with is judging them based on their actions.
>>13 Stop saying sexist things before I report the authorities.
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Now we await the time when Shiti Loser starts top use XML on 4chan. Shiti Loser is like a black hole of intelligence. He absorbs intellect and crushes it down to a mathematical point. So he has no point, except that which is defined by his selfness, which is the only point.
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#2, have you considered that if #1's cock turns out to be any smaller, and his mantits any larger, we may as well just stick him in a pair of panties since it won't be much of a trap after all?
>>9-sama, it is very much factual that I am clever, although I would not characterize that I am pretty clever. Handsome clever, I might buy. But pretty? That dog will not hunt.
>>10-kotai, in other words, you have a miniscule minnow for a penis. Well, somebody has to hold down the low end of the scale, and that may as well be you.
>>23
Most people find murder and rape and the harming of others to be unappealing. That is the truth you are avoiding. You are attempting to rationalize psychopathic behavior, which is intrinsically irrational.
You just lost the game. Acquiesce like a gentleman and move on with your life.
I have an odor that permiates my very essence. My substance is that of my nature and therefore fills me to the brim. I burst forth from the canal like a rushing torrent when the space I inhabit becomes confined. My master is that of a bull. Whatever he eats, I become. What am I full of?
Heres my status..
Im 23, I dont have my own car, i travel by train, I have a casual job, I cant swim, Im short 5 6, I dont have any real friends in here, I cant speak fluent english, Im chubby, I rent a place together with my siblings, I dont have much money, and again Im 23 i dont have a car.. huhuhu.. loser
So, I was fucking Milkribs super model girlfriend during my lunch break today, and I couldn't help but blurt out "I wonder what he would do if he knew I was getting his pussy?!?!"
She quickly replies with "Don't worry baby, you got 4 more inches to go before you get to his..."
>>7 Then it became gayer at a rate exceeding 10-10234
There, I did fix that for you, since there were two significant errors: Your notation was not compact, and you missed the negative exponent.
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Obviously, MASSIVE WIN can be obtained by listening to get a handle on the topic, then to call in, then once on the air, after starting in on your topic, drop into a fucked-up voice and start declaring things like "I AM THE LORD SATAN PRAISE MY CRIMSON COCK AND BALLS", etc.
Notice well that "TIGGER NITS" works just as well, since nits are the eggs of lice, and Tigger is a fictional tiger. It is conceivable that Tigger endured an infestation at some point, perhaps during the period when the deeply confused Christopher Robin was molesting Pooh.
>>1
As for your asshole, they should have made it thinner and shorter, then maybe my cock would fit in there more snugly. Like throwing a hotdog down a toilet right now.
BlueFoam-san, you still have not recovered from the effects of my last kick. It would be dishonorable to attack at this juncture. Alert me when you are better rested. That is the way of the Samurai.
>>7
You are vastly incapable of summing an ogre of the power level necessary to mutilate an entity as efficacious as myself.
The rest of your poasting was nearly incomprehensible in that it blurbled and wharbled over the English language like a true babbling brook. Please re-submit corrections within 3 business days.
>>10-kotai, in other words, you have a miniscule minnow for a penis. Well, somebody has to hold down the low end of the scale, and that may as well be you.
>>504
If you haven't realized it already, you gave me the evidence when you posted in >>496. You can deny it all you want, but if it's any consolation, the only person who can get more butt hurt than you here is that SFBE faggot.
At least you're not the most hated person on here any more, right?
I ended up fucking that girl again a few months ago. She came up to see me, we got drunk, shit happened. I pulled out this time though...so I'm learning slightly.
She is now a lesbian, with a pretty fit girlfriend. But she still messages me, in fact only this morning she has been texting me saying she wants to meet up and get drunk. I think it's purely platonic though, I do get on with her quite well. I couldn't fuck her again while she is in a relationship anyway. She is fun to get drunk with though.
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!zkraGArAss2011-10-31 12:09
Why is this post still alive.
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Anonymous2011-10-31 12:23
I'm a dumbass and got my dumbass bitch pregnant! whoop-de-fucking-doo.