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So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

>>2
Thus answering that other riddle:

When is a bone like an anus?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

All the clones must leave for I am the one and only true RedCream.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

Who is danny?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

This bounty hunter is my kind of scum ... fearless and inventive.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

It was devoured by Mystical Mouse!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

>>67

fucking brian

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

Looks like this thread needs one of my famous BOOMPSYs.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>2
Eat hot death.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>9
Have you looked up your ass?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

VOET
RAWN
PAUL

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>4
Some RedCream cloan is doing that.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>82
"End of story" for millions only becomes the beginning of a story called a DEPRESSION.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

Sounds like moot's "Blow Jays" automeme.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

Bump.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>57
Shut the fuck up and, BOOMP.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>4
Well, fuck you too!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>8-kotai, I did not say that I was "against" penises. I am forced to acknowledge that minutely-dicked persons like yourself are creations of a vast genome. You have a place in the gene pool. But-- and I want this point to come across perfectly clear-- even little girls would find your tiny tadpole too terrible to tolerate.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>3
Well, perhaps >>1 was trying to point out that a "Dr. Dicksucker" is very likely to do as his name implied.

And it's from his advice, that I decided to cancel an appointment to see Dr. Burnballs.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

The Threadshitter is a regular ... just irregular in frequency.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

moot hands out blows job
his mouth glistening with spend
then the fuck killed /n/

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>308
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

A good metal rasping file from Sears should clear it right up.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

PERTHDICKS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>17
FOUL BLACK LIAR.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

/b/one cancer
/b/reast tumor
/b/rain rot
mudkips

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

You mean, "Mutual of"?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

How cold?
Damn cold, bro.

My sympathy.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>8
Hey Imposter! STFU!

Like I would ever get near a cunt! Such a nasty and vile aperture.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

BUMP for RUBBALZ.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

It appears that Poopdicknuts-san is having what is commonly known as a "meltdown", in the emotional sense, not in the nuclear sense. Is falls upon our shoulders to pay attention to Poopdicknuts-san in his time of distress. However, I do not think he will be "okay", since in the strictest sense, was he ever okay?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>14
THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I toldd you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get [b]B

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

DRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHUDRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>2
NO JEW

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>17
Yes it was.
No it was not.

FAILU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

There can never be too much sodomy.
Tru dat.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

Raids are always fail. Grow up Anonymous.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>2
Some aliens excrete, therefore have buttholes, so it is not an assured test.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

i kno i liek mudkip fartz
dis u mustiv herd
howe boot u?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>12-kotai, you need to go back to school since you are obviously underaged and lacking in the basic knowledge of BBCode.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>4-kun, I have not been able to make a thread on 4chan's /lounge/ for at least 4 years. I probably tried about 9 months ago, and got the same message.

>>5-cloan, you are a cloan.

>>6-kun, it does not matter how long I wait. I come on /lounge/ fresh and still can not make a thread. moot fagged me here on this board, and not in a good way. Well, that is his choice. I can still point out that he wants to be the little girl, and that his name is either Christopher Poole or Richard Goins. Fuck him.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

He's dead and fertilizing some patch of reeds in the boonies of New Jersey.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>11-kun, that's just cheap and unfit.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

That site just gave me the Sobig.b45 virus.

Reported.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

'Bitches don't know how to greentext.'

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

The truth must be told:

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

The Oscar of Being Wilded Inside!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>9
Spacing is controlled by the [m] tag.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

Count number of words of input
Setup loop based on that number
Output "[sup]"   word
End loop
Output number * "[/sup]"
Raise the GoatFinger flag

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>28
YOU DIE IN HELL, SCREAMING BLOOD!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>11
Link to evidence of this ban (b

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>354-kotai, since you have issued a 'sage', you are advertising that you Seek All Gay Experiences.

So you are the sucker of cocks. You.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 9:25

Well, this thread turned out much more different than I expected.

Now I'll just wait to see this post someday in the future.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

Never drink to drown your problems, since they'll just learn to swim.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

OMG! I can't believe homosexuals still can't get married in some places!!! IT'S 2010 PEOPLE!! HELLO!!

This is clearly the MOST important thing in the world and we really need MORE media coverage on this subject to get things happening!!!!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

Look up "BBCode" first, morons. It is like HTML; you have to use an ending tag, like so:

[b][o][u]MORON[/u]/[/o][/b] EQUALS MORON/

The break tag ([br]) is the only one that does not require an ending tag; again, just like with HTML.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>55
That doesn't appear to be a SABOT round.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>23
FAIL

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

At least in a pool, you can't be stalked and then attacked by a Fuck-U-Boat.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>18
Hai gai, no, ur not doon itrite.

Лazy лittle shit.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

BOB = Bounces On Boners

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

#/LOUNGE/'S POST FORMATTING GUIDE
[b] bold example
[u] underline example
[i] italic example
[o] overline example
[s] strikethrough example
[m] courier text example
preserves syntax for code and colors text
For green text in code put a word in quotes [code]"example"

for red put a # before the word #example
[spoiler] for spoilers [spoiler]example
[sup] makes text progressively smaller higher on the line example example
[sub] makes text progressively smaller lower on the line example example
[sup] and [sub] can be used for nesting too
[aa] For SJIS art. example
For ASCII art use [m] tag.
To quote put "> " on a new line, ignore the quotations but do keep the space.everything typed on that line will be quoted
example
To multiquote put "> " at the beginning of the line and end the line with [o]. Repeat for however many lines there are and then on another new line close the [o] tags.
example
example
example

[#][/spoiler] Ignores all BBcode tags inside it
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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

I'm just bumping this thread to remind you all that the Mooterators DO exist and DO hate you more than the taint of a sumo wrestler.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>8
I position a few of the basic elements manually until I notice a pattern going across, then it's quick line-pasting from then on, following the pattern.  I put the and characters in later with Edit|Replace in Notepad.  Then I wrap the entire thing in [code] tags, then post.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

BlueFoam, I challenge you to the trial by combat.

I will start with the spinning haruto kick of the Elder Willow School. You cannot avoid this strike.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>6
As in I'm FLAMING.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

STATEMENT IN SUPPORT OF MILKRIBS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

I have no role in this matter.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>2
That's because your ex was a dyke exhibitionist.

She should have just learned to accept that she wanted to lick slit.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>186-kotai, do not ever go around giving me orders or I will give you the goatfinger right in your tsking PUMBLENUTS like any rude lout would do.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

It is as the scholar said once: "You are two the buttcheeks of the same ass."

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

What is illegal barley? Is the grain fermented or something?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>3
They should call you "Dave the Dubious" instead. Welcome anyway. Welcome to the Sanctuary Thred.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>1
I think he got the message.
The message being, those who are grown up are automatically fags.

That is the logic there. Just look at what you told him. You have already destroyed his development and now he will require years of reconstructive psychotherapy.

You deserve the goatfinger.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>6
see
>>5

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

Given that a women has three exploitable holes, it only stands to reason that she should have up to three husbands under the law.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

The cum of cumming cummed incum.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

Jeepers I just love having shemale cock thrust at full force up my anuse!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

If you filter out "RedCream", do you end up with anything left in /lounge/?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Fucking cloan! I have a boyfriend!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

>>185
Major fail occurring in that lower right corner
An unnoticed extra space is a "major fail"?

In what depraved state of mind is that true? Oh right, yours.

Take a big suck off the leprous penis of a scrofulous demon.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

WTF is a "guke"?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

I wish Australia would sue me, so that I could taunt them for their powerlessness.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Is THIS what fucktards in their 20s spend their time on, instead of working and studying?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Not sure if I spelled abscence right. Nope, I didn't.

Anyway I'm done w/ my first hell week of the semester, except for a paper that i'm still working on and turning in late. I hate writing papers.

Fucking tired (been up for ~38 hours), but I'm about to go bowling with some of my acquaintances.

Bout to cop a pair of these bad boys...

http://home.earthlink.net/~sbweblog/images/BowlingShoes_web.jpg

Think that would be a fresh look with some firefighter pants and a mime's shirt?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Maximum quantity of win detected.

The quantity of win in this thread is exponentiating!

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