I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.
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Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
>>8-kotai, I did not say that I was "against" penises. I am forced to acknowledge that minutely-dicked persons like yourself are creations of a vast genome. You have a place in the gene pool. But-- and I want this point to come across perfectly clear-- even little girls would find your tiny tadpole too terrible to tolerate.
It appears that Poopdicknuts-san is having what is commonly known as a "meltdown", in the emotional sense, not in the nuclear sense. Is falls upon our shoulders to pay attention to Poopdicknuts-san in his time of distress. However, I do not think he will be "okay", since in the strictest sense, was he ever okay?
>>14 THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I toldd you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get [b]B
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>>4-kun, I have not been able to make a thread on 4chan's /lounge/ for at least 4 years. I probably tried about 9 months ago, and got the same message.
>>6-kun, it does not matter how long I wait. I come on /lounge/ fresh and still can not make a thread. moot fagged me here on this board, and not in a good way. Well, that is his choice. I can still point out that he wants to be the little girl, and that his name is either Christopher Poole or Richard Goins. Fuck him.
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I position a few of the basic elements manually until I notice a pattern going across, then it's quick line-pasting from then on, following the pattern. I put the █ and ▓ characters in later with Edit|Replace in Notepad. Then I wrap the entire thing in [code] tags, then post.
>>1 I think he got the message.
The message being, those who are grown up are automatically fags.
That is the logic there. Just look at what you told him. You have already destroyed his development and now he will require years of reconstructive psychotherapy.
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