Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon. Entire thread

So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>12
Your entire poast made no sense. This subject is cloased.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

to >>10,
Riddle me this:

I have an odor that permiates my very essence. My substance is that of my nature and therefore fills me to the brim. I burst forth from the canal like a rushing torrent when the space I inhabit becomes confined. My master is that of a bull. Whatever he eats, I become. What am I full of?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

ANSWERED!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

One time I sent out a lot of emails.
I spam!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>3
I want super powers.
Become a lawyer.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

I wonder how many times Arnie felt up Linda Hamilton in those movies?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>21
Fine, I'll go kill myself now.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>23
Huns, eh? Pikers.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>2
Wrong! You're Wrong!!!! It is not fail, it is win. UFAIL, UFAIL.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

And then she gave him the goatfinger.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

Does an insured anus affect your exposure to Milkribs?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>6 is NOT >>2-5!
I repeat:
>>6 is NOT >>2-5!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

Heres my status..
Im 23, I dont have my own car, i travel by train, I have a casual job, I cant swim, Im short 5 6, I dont have any real friends in here, I cant speak fluent english, Im chubby, I rent a place together with my siblings, I dont have much money, and again Im 23 i dont have a car.. huhuhu.. loser

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>9
[b]NO U

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

The rude abrades.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>1
Submit any evidence whatsoever for this "afterlife" or STFU as a crazy fucking religitard.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>7
Your keyboard appears to be defective!
No, his hand was a-twitching from excessive masturbation when exposed to JAPPORN.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

But then I was like: ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

HFAOWNT
S_E_K_S

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

Bump.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>33
Will the real RedCream plz stand up

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

points also at >>7

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>10
You must be Poopdicknuts-san, due to the massive nature of your level of denial.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

As long as I am pitching and not receiving, then I am OK with that.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

*grabs ASCII graphics*

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

So, I was fucking Milkribs super model girlfriend during my lunch break today, and I couldn't help but blurt out "I wonder what he would do if he knew I was getting his pussy?!?!"

She quickly replies with "Don't worry baby, you got 4 more inches to go before you get to his..."

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

"This is a fuckin' bold green font."

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

GAS CLOCKS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

hey, everybody, post in here and RedCream will touch your weiner

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

Why am I the only one BOOMPING?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>204
shut the fuck up and DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>4

I agree with this man 100%

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

We need to rename this thread to "Attack of the Poopdicknuts-san".

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

Decode this yourself, bitch:

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>14
BANNED BANNED BANNED
BANNED IN IRAN
BANNED BANNED BANNED
BANNED IN IRAN
4CHAN IS FUCKIN' BANNED!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

This is a general call to all interested /lounge/rs to invade Gaia Online for moot.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

The only fucking masterpiece is THE BLACK JISM.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>289
Put your head BACK THE FUCK ON!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>11
That's exactly what a bot would say. Also, nice dubs.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>7
Then it became gayer at a rate exceeding
10-10234
There, I did fix that for you, since there were two significant errors: Your notation was not compact, and you missed the negative exponent.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>21
Well then, how about 781 suns?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>8
Mmmmmmmh, I love dicky!
Corrected for the inherent faggotry of the poaster.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

With a fetus later identified as female, then I've had sex with a NEGATIVE-5-month-old.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>7
I said PUMBLENUTS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>9
Go back to the imageboards
I live on /lounge/. There are no imageboards to go "back" to.

stop with the thread necromancy
No. Threads never die.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>16-kun, that state has only been hypothesized, yet never observed. Therefore it can be disregarded.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Correction:

Result: SEMEN --> >>9

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Did Tim Russert die of a boner?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

We need to invest in Global Lukewarming technologies.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

the please of being racist inside

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

I am only here to admire the Threadromancy being used.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

RedCream = Blood in semen

My methodology:

Expell RedCream, ingest RedCream, reguritate RedCream, reingest RedCream, Expell RedCream, repeat.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

WRONG. Dub-Step is the pinnacle of humanist musical achievement. Try listening with your ears instead of your ass next time.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>10
1010 = (210)~3.33 = 10102 GET
Corrected.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>4
That's funny, we'd imagined instead Burl Ives was cornholing you, and that you found THAT to be pretty good.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>53
I've got something for ya that you're bound to like, then:

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i herd u liek cumb

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Always remember that the Nazis were ardent Christians:

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

The Overchan - A directory of English 2ch-boards :
http://1chan.net/overchan/

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>10
Only retards repeat themselves! Only retards repeat themselves!
Corrected correctly for intrinsic truth.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>3-kun, you are so very correct. I suspected as much from the story as it was given. And it was given like the goatfinger.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

BOOMPSY BOOMP BOOMP.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

BOOMPS.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

BoompsyWoompsy

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>13
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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>7-sama, you are again making with the blah blah blah. Is clarity beyond your personal abilities?

>>8-cloan, you are a cloan.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

I am interested in letting a confident black or mexican man have his way with me. Force me to suck your schlong, pound my asshole, anything is fine.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

LOL 26 BABYFACED INFANT

Boy, you don't understand SHIT.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

How brisant is such a thing?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Yeh, that'd be a valid fear, I'd have to say.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Very, very interesting. Please tell us MOAR about who you believe me to be.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

'Bitches don't know how to greentext.'

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

BUMP for RUBBALZ.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>81
It ain't over until I say it's over.

And I say it ain't over.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

The financial crisis is SO stupid, that Dickbutt looks a thousand times smarter.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

tl;dr
My penis is itching.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>1
WAT.

>>2
Is that what they say?

>>3
Izzat sum Kennedy?

>>5
Hello.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

It is my name here on 4chan and in other places, and in no way should it be construed as a physical description.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>3-kotai, a shitpoaster is a shitpoaster. Your meat is rotten. Now this thread is cloased.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Very, very interesting. Please tell us MOAR about who you believe me to be.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Obviously, MASSIVE WIN can be obtained by listening to get a handle on the topic, then to call in, then once on the air, after starting in on your topic, drop into a fucked-up voice and start declaring things like "I AM THE LORD SATAN PRAISE MY CRIMSON COCK AND BALLS", etc.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Notice well that "TIGGER NITS" works just as well, since nits are the eggs of lice, and Tigger is a fictional tiger. It is conceivable that Tigger endured an infestation at some point, perhaps during the period when the deeply confused Christopher Robin was molesting Pooh.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>5
A mirror would be required for that, would you not think?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

This is for all the real mothafuckin niggas out there.

I know you ain't scared to die. We all gotta go, ya know?

A real motherfucker will pick the time he goes and make sure he handles his motherfuckin business.

Y'all niggas stop acting like pussies out there, all right?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

It's pronounced "yaah-TEEKS".

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

It is surely the anus for which somebody needed to admit their role!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>24
No! Please learn to comprehend better! I'll give you $20 if you explode your cream all over my face. I just love it!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Why is Moses so facesit?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>34
>>35
NICE try cloans, why dont you two go FUCK a girl!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>41
Date: September 8th, 2010 A.D.
Event: RedCream Appreciation Day

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>1
As for your asshole, they should have made it thinner and shorter, then maybe my cock would fit in there more snugly. Like throwing a hotdog down a toilet right now.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>1-sama, will you not answer the rightful question put forth by >>3-kun?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>4
JPOP is the shit.
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