I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.
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Anonymous2011-01-25 15:48
>>15 I'm fucked
Yes, yes you are. But at least you have us, right? Riiiiight?
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Anonymous2011-01-25 15:58
>>3
Fucking socks is not bad compared to the situation that has been put before you. At least socks don't lie, cheat, walk away, or lie about being "on the pill".
But Leet, I dunno what to tell you, bitches are fucking psycho, and often the pussy ain't worth the fucking trouble, lest you run into retarded situations like the one you're in. Get some kind of test done to see if the progeny isn't yours, bolt the fuck outta there, if it is, get that bitch to abort it.
That's really all I can tell you, and I doubt other /lounge/rs here have any better advice.
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-01-25 16:13
>>16
*big hug* >>17
Update.
The young girl and I had a lengthy skype conversation, and she's getting abortion.
I feel like a cunt and a murderer, but shit, I guess it's better than the alternative.
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Anonymous2011-01-25 16:16
>>18 The young girl and I had a lengthy skype conversation, and she's getting abortion. I feel like a cunt and a murderer, but shit, I guess it's better than the alternative.
But, is it actually yours? Or do you just not give a fuck at this point?
>>18
Technically, you've had no part in 'killing' the unborn child.
Plus, it's only sentient if it's self aware in my book.
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Anonymous2011-01-25 16:48
How many dead fetuses are you the daddy of?
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Anonymous2011-01-25 16:49
abortion sends baby to god faster!
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Anonymous2011-01-25 16:59
>>23
So abortions are actually increasing the angel population, thereby benefiting God?
Wow. So the anti-choice guys are actually working against the divine plan!
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-01-25 16:59
>>19
Not entirely sure, but I'm glad the situation is going away. But of couse I give a fuck, I'm not totally heartless. >>20
lol. >>21
Well, I get the feeling that she might have been using it to try and get me to go back with her. If I had she would have kept the child. So I think I am responsible slightly. The sentient thing is another discussion, I agree with you but I'm still not really a fan of abortion.
On the plus side, my ex is rationalising this by thinking it was probably not mine and some other guys anyway, so who knows how that shit will pan out.
All in all, I've dodged a bullet here.
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Anonymous2011-01-25 17:29
>>25
Well, even though I'm a /lounge/ troll, I must say I am glad a nice guy like you won't have to put up with the kind of crazy shit that goes on when bitches get pregnant.
Also, I know how you feel. But you are much luckier than I, as the situation I was in turned out rather awkward when my ex decided, out of some overdeveloped motherly instinct, to go ahead with having the thing. So now she is some seven months pregnant, living with a guy two years younger who wouldn't make anything close to a decent father, unsure whether the kid is mine or his (I know for a fact it ain't that hipster faggot's).
>>26
Shit man, that's fucked.
DNA test time? Prove it's yours? Or maybe just kill everyone involved?
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Anonymous2011-01-25 17:56
>>29
I'm fucked up enough as it is, which means with a bitch like her the kid could only turn out to be something like a schizophrenic demigod. I like the idea of releasing an illegitimate spawn like that into this world. All in all, I'm kind of excited about it.
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-01-25 18:01
>>30
That's a brilliant way to look at something as inevitable as that situation.
You should start making him a super villian costume.
>>31
I shall. If possible I will also move to direct some important aspect of his/her moral and intellectual development from behind the shadows of distance, wait a few years, then adopt the child as my own when I have a laboratory or something capable of nurturing its destructive potential.
>>32 do you feel you're fit to take care of the child? If so, teach the little fag to do so.
Realistically, I am. Or, at the very least, could be responsible, caring and supportive enough that it wouldn't turn out like me. Actually I loved her so much I thought I'd be alright with, get this, letting her, the kid and the "father" live with me, allowing my presence to persist as only an uncle-figure.
Despite that, she wants nothing to do with me. Therefore I figure I'll let her sit in misery with our little secret while every passing year she watches the child with a crippling mixture of shame and regret. I still want to pull an "I'm your father" deal when it gets older, though. Depending on how awesome/successful/crazy I become, it'll be a real mindfuck for the both of us.
>>34
Man, the idea of living with them was terrible. I've seen it in action and it would tear you apart.
I see you're thinking that one day you're going to tell the child.
Try and make it sooner rather than later. Otherwise you'll never get to see it.
It's good you're not just one of those fucks who would skip town and not care though.
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Anonymous2011-01-26 9:56
Well, you clearly deserve each other, being a vile troll of a subhuman, yourself. Get married.
I can imagine the dialogue like this: "look at you, you stupid retard, bouncing on my dick. there's the mirror on that wall -- look at yourself. dummy."
>>65
What if he got the bitch pregnant in the morning? Do you have to wait a whole day to take it, or do you try to take it really fast while it is still morning?
So I had my ex round this weekend. It was beautiful. All weekend I kept asking her to take me back. She said some bullshit about needing to think. Fuck's sake, we've been on and off again for about two months, she's had enough time to think. I asked her again before she went. Apparently I'm a bastard for upsetting her. Lolwut?
And the fact that it breaks my heart when we're aart, and that because we're not going out she can just jump on any cock she wants is totally fine. Fuck that. Well I told her I'm sick of being messed about and that's the end of it. Apparently "Things aren't that simle, it's not always black or white". What the fuck ever, it is to me. Either you're my girl or you're not. I guess she isn't.
God I hate women sometimes.
>>100
Not really. I didn't get back the girl that I love, she's back in another city now.
And tomorrow the young girl has the abortion. Woo. Fucking great.
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Anonymous2011-01-31 17:45
>>103
Will you feel guilty when she's infertile for the rest of her life and dies of ovarian cancer at age 30?
>>105
I once came inside a girl in the heat of the moment, right after she called me "onii-chan" while begging like crazy for it. Watched as she douched her vagina in the shower afterward. But how could I not, just once?!