/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-26 10:17

Also this thread belongs on ~~/r9k/~~ /b/.
Not VIP QUALITY.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 15:26

wow the homosexuals destroy another marriage somehow

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-27 20:34

Abortion is on Tuesday.
I feel sick to my stomach.

Name: !L33tUKZj51 2011-01-27 21:00

Twitter update:

Ok, turns out that feeling was just from some bad black pudding.
Cheers until next time bloody wankers! xD

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-27 21:05

>>44
You're an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 21:31

>>43
I'd feel awful too. But eh, it happens, man. Just don't do that kind of shit again!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-27 21:56

>>46
Next time it's going straight up her pooper.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 22:53

>>47
That's right.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 22:54

>>47
That's right.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 22:58

Oh, hell, again!
That's right.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 3:32

surprising multiple of 17 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 3:33

deck of cards GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 5:02

deck of cards including the card with the rules for poker on it but not including the jokers GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 5:13

atomic number of xenon get

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 5:21

doubles get

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 11:26

>>51-55
Go back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-28 17:45

I can imagine the dialogue like this: "look at you, you stupid retard, bouncing on my dick. there's the mirror on that wall -- look at yourself. dummy."

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 6:57

>>57
* dialog

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 6:57

>>57
* dialog

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 6:57

>>57
* dialog

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 6:57

>>57
* dialog

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 6:57

>>57
* dialog

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 6:57

>>57
* dialog

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 6:57

>>57
* dialog

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 15:13

That was pretty much a life fail.
Should have gotten her a morning after pill?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 15:32

>>65
* failure

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 16:37

>>65
What if he got the bitch pregnant in the morning? Do you have to wait a whole day to take it, or do you try to take it really fast while it is still morning?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 16:52

>>67
You read the directions, obviously.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-29 17:49

>>65
I only found out six weeks later.
She lied about being on the pill

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 2:09

Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Son, I hate to tell you this, but... ..you're a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 5:52

>>70
Tsk.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-30 13:09

>>70
I'm whiter than snow. I'm a pale Englishman who doesn't see the sun enough.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:28

>>72
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:35

>>72
Then go outside you carrot cat.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:46

Speaking of white Englishmen, riddle me this: are the Black Irish considered niggers?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:51

>>75
Why wouldn't they be?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:52

>>73
That doesn't warrant a "tsk".

But, >>75 certainly does.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:52

>>75
Why wouldn't they be?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 17:57

>>76,78
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Irish

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 18:03

>>79
"Black" Irish are still white. And no, they wouldn't be considered as such. Now, go back to Stormfront, you uneducated pig farmer.

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