/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-08 23:27

Jeepers, better put another bun in the oven

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-08 23:39

>>160
You shouldn't have aborted, imagine cute little daddy L33t, what a sight! Like the grandfather type I am, I couldn't resist to ask you to sit on my lap.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-09 6:29

>>163
If it was the right girl, I would have loved for this to happen.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-09 17:11

>>163
>>163
Quit trying to post when having a porkpie up your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 20:10

...╔╗.....praise
..╔╝╚╗...Jesus
..╚╗╔╝...every
...║║.....day!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 23:40

>>165
Do you pray to the bitty baby Jesus, or to the hanging on the cross with Mr. Cooper Jesus?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 16:38

At leqast you got laid

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 16:38

At leqast you got laid

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-16 17:32

This thread is going to keep coming back to haunt me isn't it, probably because of >>154

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 0:29

>>170
You could show it to the grandkids lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 3:46

>>171
But the kids just got flushed down the toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 3:48

>>172
SNAP!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 6:23

Bump beacuse all women are whores.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-17 7:33

>>171-172
Ok, I lolled.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 8:03

Oh god.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

>>8
4chan translation: "I suck cocks"

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

I couldn't help but notice that this is another thread with a briny theme.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

You faggotinis can manfully grab each other's asses all you want, but RedCreamery can only exceed the grasp of such ass-tainted fingers.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

YOU MUST MUTATE

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

>>30
Statistically, it had to happen eventually.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

>>15
Didst thou hie back to thy /b/?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

Ah! You got me! I'm done for! I shall concede and step away from the keyboard and never shall I return. I am failyour to the end, to the end I am no more. But what left am I but a man but a shell, to no end of donkey sucking bukakke hell. You have been one and true and just, I jerk my hands fast to stur up some dust. Quite harry are your balls so salty yet sweet; too far up my ass hath gone your feet. I bid fairwell, to the anons and the trolls; I'm off to rectal lick donkey wholes. Saddened am I at the ethos I've made; yet fucked am I, even if I stayed. The cum is thick and solid and true; your balls have been licked my goatse is black/blue.

I dedicate this poem to me.
Nyah, thanks, me! Yur, so koool! Wanna hang aout sum time?
Sure me, I'd love that, let's go
*redcream and me hand in hand walking down to the candycane stand*

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11



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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

>>31
Given the massive stimulus to the prostate gland in such an act, I can't say I disapprove, as long as I don't end up like the goatse guy.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

>>2
Thus answering that other riddle:

When is a bone like an anus?

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

All the clones must leave for I am the one and only true RedCream.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

Who is danny?

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

This bounty hunter is my kind of scum ... fearless and inventive.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

It was devoured by Mystical Mouse!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:11

>>67

fucking brian

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

Looks like this thread needs one of my famous BOOMPSYs.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>2
Eat hot death.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>9
Have you looked up your ass?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

VOET
RAWN
PAUL

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>4
Some RedCream cloan is doing that.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>82
"End of story" for millions only becomes the beginning of a story called a DEPRESSION.

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