/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>611
... and FAILING, EPICALLY.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>13-kun, are you getting cloase to the mechanisms of 4chan? From fags, to faggoat, to the goatfinger? Surely these are heady days.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

Take initiative and start the sucking.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

BOOOMP.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:56

#BOOMP.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:56

the FINAL frontier.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:56

Boomp for epic trolling opportunity.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:56

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:56

Babyfuckers are a lot worse than SISTERFUCKERS.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:56

~~Flail.~~

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:56

>>3
Don't put yourself down, son.

That's my job.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:56

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-29 12:42

Is leet gone now? Is it sage to post?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 21:25

>>494
We hurt his feelings because he's a bitch and went somewhere else. Although, he still visits every now and then.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-30 10:45

>>495
When were my feelings hurt exactly?

Link?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-30 11:55

>>496
Please set up shiichan on your webserver devoid of this spam faggotory

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-30 12:36

>>497
Milkribs runs tablecat.co.cc, there isn't any spam there.

There aren't many posters either though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-30 13:13

>>498
Milkribs runs tablecat.co.cc, there isn't any spam there.

proof?

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-30 17:04

Im gonna go back to /vip/ where i dont have to see this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-30 17:29

>>499
There was a bunch of threads about it ages ago, can't be bothered finding them though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-30 19:54

>>500
come back you faggot we miss you

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-30 23:52

>>496
Like a moth to a flame.

You're too easy.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-31 2:04

>>504
In other words, you got nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-31 5:46

>>504
If you haven't realized it already, you gave me the evidence when you posted in >>496. You can deny it all you want, but if it's any consolation, the only person who can get more butt hurt than you here is that SFBE faggot.

At least you're not the most hated person on here any more, right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-31 6:18

>>504
Recursion.

>>505
Homosexuality.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-31 11:34

You know, an addendum to this thread.

I ended up fucking that girl again a few months ago. She came up to see me, we got drunk, shit happened. I pulled out this time though...so I'm learning slightly.

She is now a lesbian, with a pretty fit girlfriend. But she still messages me, in fact only this morning she has been texting me saying she wants to meet up and get drunk. I think it's purely platonic though, I do get on with her quite well. I couldn't fuck her again while she is in a relationship anyway. She is fun to get drunk with though.

Name: !zkraGArAss 2011-10-31 12:09

Why is this post still alive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-31 12:23

I'm a dumbass and got my dumbass bitch pregnant! whoop-de-fucking-doo.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-31 12:55

>>508
Threads don't 404 here, newfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 1:05

>>510
U MENA NEWFAGSTORMFRONT

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 3:07

2⁹ GET

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