/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

I wish Australia would sue me, so that I could taunt them for their powerlessness.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Is THIS what fucktards in their 20s spend their time on, instead of working and studying?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Not sure if I spelled abscence right. Nope, I didn't.

Anyway I'm done w/ my first hell week of the semester, except for a paper that i'm still working on and turning in late. I hate writing papers.

Fucking tired (been up for ~38 hours), but I'm about to go bowling with some of my acquaintances.

Bout to cop a pair of these bad boys...

http://home.earthlink.net/~sbweblog/images/BowlingShoes_web.jpg

Think that would be a fresh look with some firefighter pants and a mime's shirt?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Maximum quantity of win detected.

The quantity of win in this thread is exponentiating!

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

>>50
Wait. You are Poopdicknuts-san, are you not? Failsome are you. You are failprone in expansive nature.

YOU ARE MADE OF 99.999%-PURE FAIL

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

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I like the idea of threads living on, after their OPers have long since cut on themselves until they bled out into their bathtubs.

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

>>11
The biggest welfare case is a U.S. corporation.

The next biggest welfare case is a yuppie looking to flip houses.

The distant 3rd case is the individual welfare taker in need.

You asseaters sure have a fucked-up view of reality.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

The average from >>392 and >>393 is ... 392.5.

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>>1
1. Go to bathroom while person using it.
2. Throw person out after turdpinch achieved.
3. Reach into toilet and take that shit!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

RedCream here, you know how people say "judge people based on their actions" well I'm pretty sure judging someone based on the people they sleep with is judging them based on their actions.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

>>13
Stop saying sexist things before I report the authorities.
DO IT FAGGOT
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DO IT FAGGOT!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

RACIST_UTTERANCE$ SEXIST_UTTERANCE$ SEXUAL_NOUN$

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http://seruzz2003.myminicity.com/

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/b/oxxy

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Now we await the time when Shiti Loser starts top use XML on 4chan. Shiti Loser is like a black hole of intelligence. He absorbs intellect and crushes it down to a mathematical point. So he has no point, except that which is defined by his selfness, which is the only point.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Ima chargin' mah internet .... WRAOOAOAAOAOOOAAAHAAHHAH!

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To be orgish today is to point out that it is within 1 in 156 parts of being correct, that:

π^π=6²

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

>>12
You are Poopdicknuts-san and you cannot deny the legions of evidence that surround that fact.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

>>17
Well, quod erat demonstradum, then.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

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>>28
You fail then. I'm not a virgin; I've been sexually active with my boyfriend for nearly 11 days now.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

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NEW ZEALAND.

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>>13
OWWW. It's crushing my hands. GET IT OFF.

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

>>772
Flaw

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>7-8
Gas fame!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>2
Thus answering that other riddle:

When is a bone like an anus?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>13
Then on Sep 8th (the second annual RedCream Appreciation Day), you can make that point, right?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>8
He used the [censor] tag, like so:

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How are you? Our unit cross the █████ River and met up with the ███████████ unit, and we had a great time with █████████ and █████████ with lubricated █████ yaks ███████████████.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>9
You'll finally know who's really awesome here when you KISS THE RING!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

No, but that does make you PreStupid.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>20
Why do you RedCream cloans engage in so much homosexual activity?

So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

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