/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>5
A mirror would be required for that, would you not think?

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

This is for all the real mothafuckin niggas out there.

I know you ain't scared to die. We all gotta go, ya know?

A real motherfucker will pick the time he goes and make sure he handles his motherfuckin business.

Y'all niggas stop acting like pussies out there, all right?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

It's pronounced "yaah-TEEKS".

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

It is surely the anus for which somebody needed to admit their role!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>24
No! Please learn to comprehend better! I'll give you $20 if you explode your cream all over my face. I just love it!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Why is Moses so facesit?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>34
>>35
NICE try cloans, why dont you two go FUCK a girl!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>41
Date: September 8th, 2010 A.D. Event: RedCream Appreciation Day

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>1
As for your asshole, they should have made it thinner and shorter, then maybe my cock would fit in there more snugly. Like throwing a hotdog down a toilet right now.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>1-sama, will you not answer the rightful question put forth by >>3-kun?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>4
JPOP is the shit.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>11
Perhaps the child just doesn't give a hoot, Woodsy.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>11
I haven't been there, ballgulper.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Why can't you fuckers just READ the text?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Go around telling other players that the pool is closed.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>1
Get a job you fucking Bohemian.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>9
Everyone I met from NZ didn't have any horns, so I guess that sort of narrows it down, doesn't it?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>25
Disregard that, I just ordered a personalized name

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

Lost in the mirror room at the funhouse again, eh, fuckfag?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>10
lol infidels

Moar liek lol inFAILdels, AMIRITE??

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

JEWSPIC

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>2
The Deja Vu of Being Cummed Inside

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>8
DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>56
And I bet that you regret it.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

The Pleasure of Being Coded Inside!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

Robespierre can not be that forgotten if we are now and here discussing him.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>32
http://dis.4chan.org/cactus/

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

Who let all that estrogen on the fucking ship?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

BlueFoam-san, you still have not recovered from the effects of my last kick. It would be dishonorable to attack at this juncture. Alert me when you are better rested. That is the way of the Samurai.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

Why can't you fuckers just READ the text?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>601
FAIL THREADSTOP.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

Seals and their balls! I slap my knee and guffaw mightily over your sense of humor, /lounge/!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>7
You are vastly incapable of summing an ogre of the power level necessary to mutilate an entity as efficacious as myself.

The rest of your poasting was nearly incomprehensible in that it blurbled and wharbled over the English language like a true babbling brook. Please re-submit corrections within 3 business days.

Also: PUMBLENUTS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

!WAT U SAI!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55

>>10-kotai, in other words, you have a miniscule minnow for a penis. Well, somebody has to hold down the low end of the scale, and that may as well be you.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:55



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