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So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

The Oscar of Being Wilded Inside!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>9
Spacing is controlled by the [m] tag.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

Count number of words of input
Setup loop based on that number
Output "[sup]"   word
End loop
Output number * "[/sup]"
Raise the GoatFinger flag

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>28
YOU DIE IN HELL, SCREAMING BLOOD!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>11
Link to evidence of this ban (b

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>354-kotai, since you have issued a 'sage', you are advertising that you Seek All Gay Experiences.

So you are the sucker of cocks. You.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 9:25

Well, this thread turned out much more different than I expected.

Now I'll just wait to see this post someday in the future.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

Never drink to drown your problems, since they'll just learn to swim.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

OMG! I can't believe homosexuals still can't get married in some places!!! IT'S 2010 PEOPLE!! HELLO!!

This is clearly the MOST important thing in the world and we really need MORE media coverage on this subject to get things happening!!!!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

Look up "BBCode" first, morons. It is like HTML; you have to use an ending tag, like so:

[b][o][u]MORON[/u]/[/o][/b] EQUALS MORON/

The break tag ([br]) is the only one that does not require an ending tag; again, just like with HTML.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>55
That doesn't appear to be a SABOT round.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>23
FAIL

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

At least in a pool, you can't be stalked and then attacked by a Fuck-U-Boat.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>18
Hai gai, no, ur not doon itrite.

Лazy лittle shit.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

BOB = Bounces On Boners

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

#/LOUNGE/'S POST FORMATTING GUIDE
[b] bold example
[u] underline example
[i] italic example
[o] overline example
[s] strikethrough example
[m] courier text example
preserves syntax for code and colors text
For green text in code put a word in quotes [code]"example"

for red put a # before the word #example
[spoiler] for spoilers [spoiler]example
[sup] makes text progressively smaller higher on the line example example
[sub] makes text progressively smaller lower on the line example example
[sup] and [sub] can be used for nesting too
[aa] For SJIS art. example
For ASCII art use [m] tag.
To quote put "> " on a new line, ignore the quotations but do keep the space.everything typed on that line will be quoted
example
To multiquote put "> " at the beginning of the line and end the line with [o]. Repeat for however many lines there are and then on another new line close the [o] tags.
example
example
example

[#][/spoiler] Ignores all BBcode tags inside it
[rem] hides all text inside it
[br] gives you a line break. Don't close this tag

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

I'm just bumping this thread to remind you all that the Mooterators DO exist and DO hate you more than the taint of a sumo wrestler.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>8
I position a few of the basic elements manually until I notice a pattern going across, then it's quick line-pasting from then on, following the pattern.  I put the and characters in later with Edit|Replace in Notepad.  Then I wrap the entire thing in [code] tags, then post.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

BlueFoam, I challenge you to the trial by combat.

I will start with the spinning haruto kick of the Elder Willow School. You cannot avoid this strike.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>6
As in I'm FLAMING.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

STATEMENT IN SUPPORT OF MILKRIBS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

I have no role in this matter.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>2
That's because your ex was a dyke exhibitionist.

She should have just learned to accept that she wanted to lick slit.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>186-kotai, do not ever go around giving me orders or I will give you the goatfinger right in your tsking PUMBLENUTS like any rude lout would do.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

It is as the scholar said once: "You are two the buttcheeks of the same ass."

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

What is illegal barley? Is the grain fermented or something?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>3
They should call you "Dave the Dubious" instead. Welcome anyway. Welcome to the Sanctuary Thred.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>1
I think he got the message.
The message being, those who are grown up are automatically fags.

That is the logic there. Just look at what you told him. You have already destroyed his development and now he will require years of reconstructive psychotherapy.

You deserve the goatfinger.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

>>6
see
>>5

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

Given that a women has three exploitable holes, it only stands to reason that she should have up to three husbands under the law.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

The cum of cumming cummed incum.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

Jeepers I just love having shemale cock thrust at full force up my anuse!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:48

If you filter out "RedCream", do you end up with anything left in /lounge/?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Fucking cloan! I have a boyfriend!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

>>185
Major fail occurring in that lower right corner
An unnoticed extra space is a "major fail"?

In what depraved state of mind is that true? Oh right, yours.

Take a big suck off the leprous penis of a scrofulous demon.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:49

WTF is a "guke"?

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