/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 18:19

>>80
NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 22:54

>>81
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 23:08

>>82
NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 0:28

>>83
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 1:11

>>84
NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 1:59

86 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 2:06

>>85
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 2:16

NIGGER DUBS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 3:06

>>88
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 3:24

>>89
NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 4:59

>>90
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 5:41

>>91
NIGGER
_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{You do realize you're indirectly bumping this thread and posting "NIGGERS every time you "tsk," right?}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 13:05

>>92
Yet, you choose to shitpost by posting it. That speaks more to the fact that you can't control yourself; more so than it does for >>91

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-31 14:12

So I had my ex round this weekend. It was beautiful. All weekend I kept asking her to take me back. She said some bullshit about needing to think. Fuck's sake, we've been on and off again for about two months, she's had enough time to think. I asked her again before she went. Apparently I'm a bastard for upsetting her. Lolwut?
And the fact that it breaks my heart when we're aart, and that because we're not going out she can just jump on any cock she wants is totally fine. Fuck that. Well I told her I'm sick of being messed about and that's the end of it. Apparently "Things aren't that simle, it's not always black or white". What the fuck ever, it is to me. Either you're my girl or you're not. I guess she isn't.
God I hate women sometimes.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-31 14:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWyJY4DFgB4&feature=related

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 15:02

>>94,95
I'm sorry, bro, but I like this thread better when it's about tsking niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 15:07

But hey, I still linked >>95 to a girl with who I wallow in despair together. Cheers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 15:15

>>95
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFuvTxty5uU
;]

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-31 15:27

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 16:53

I'm guessing everything went well, Leet?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 16:59

Sarah Palindrome GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 17:01

>>101
Go back to /b/

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-31 17:36

>>100
Not really. I didn't get back the girl that I love, she's back in another city now.
And tomorrow the young girl has the abortion. Woo. Fucking great.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 17:45

>>103
Will you feel guilty when she's infertile for the rest of her life and dies of ovarian cancer at age 30?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-31 17:52

>>104
Not really, it's her own stupid fault. Shouldn't have lied about being on the pill.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 18:18

small peugeot get

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:55

>>105
I once came inside a girl in the heat of the moment, right after she called me "onii-chan" while begging like crazy for it. Watched as she douched her vagina in the shower afterward. But how could I not, just once?!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:14

>>107
Bareback is the only way to fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:17

>>108
How is that relevant? In any case, I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:17

>>107
"onii-chan"
She called you "sister"?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:29

>>110
You don't even know basic Japanese?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:43

>>109
Condoms are for betas and fags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 22:25

>>112
Ah. Yes. Yes indeed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 22:27

>>112-113
Back to /soc/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 22:52

>>114
Never touched the place. At least we're remembering to sage!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 1:07

>>111
Sorry, I'm not a weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 1:14

>>116
So you're a DJapco then? I see. Fuck off to another board then.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-01 1:42

Not everyone is a weabo here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 4:02

>>117
As if DJapco would care about an "oni chan" enough to "translate" it! Now hush and go join your brethren at http://boards.4chan.org/a/ or http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 4:08

>>118
Just as not everyone is a weeaboo-hater. Except for DJapco, who keeps posting anonymously.

>>119
DJapco (you) of course wouldn't, he didn't care about anything dealing with Japan or Japanese culture and was quite vocal about it. Now DJapco, you should probably hush and go join your brethren at http://boards.4chan.org/int/

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