So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

The muslims know how to stop that bullshit.  You marry the girls early so they don't have time to fuck some asshole that they break up with and get a fucking attitude about how guys treat them and then they fuck some other asshole or several until they get pregnant and the guy takes off and she's a single mom and raises some rotten kids and society gets more annoying with all these angry fuck-around rude louts.