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So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>9
Go back to the imageboards
I live on /lounge/. There are no imageboards to go "back" to.

stop with the thread necromancy
No. Threads never die.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>16-kun, that state has only been hypothesized, yet never observed. Therefore it can be disregarded.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Correction:

Result: SEMEN --> >>9

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Did Tim Russert die of a boner?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

We need to invest in Global Lukewarming technologies.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

the please of being racist inside

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

I am only here to admire the Threadromancy being used.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

RedCream = Blood in semen

My methodology:

Expell RedCream, ingest RedCream, reguritate RedCream, reingest RedCream, Expell RedCream, repeat.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

WRONG. Dub-Step is the pinnacle of humanist musical achievement. Try listening with your ears instead of your ass next time.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>10
1010 = (210)~3.33 = 10102 GET
Corrected.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>4
That's funny, we'd imagined instead Burl Ives was cornholing you, and that you found THAT to be pretty good.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>53
I've got something for ya that you're bound to like, then:

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i herd u liek cumb

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Always remember that the Nazis were ardent Christians:

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

The Overchan - A directory of English 2ch-boards :
http://1chan.net/overchan/

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>10
Only retards repeat themselves! Only retards repeat themselves!
Corrected correctly for intrinsic truth.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>3-kun, you are so very correct. I suspected as much from the story as it was given. And it was given like the goatfinger.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

BOOMPSY BOOMP BOOMP.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

BOOMPS.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

BoompsyWoompsy

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>13
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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

>>7-sama, you are again making with the blah blah blah. Is clarity beyond your personal abilities?

>>8-cloan, you are a cloan.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

I am interested in letting a confident black or mexican man have his way with me. Force me to suck your schlong, pound my asshole, anything is fine.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

LOL 26 BABYFACED INFANT

Boy, you don't understand SHIT.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

How brisant is such a thing?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Yeh, that'd be a valid fear, I'd have to say.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

Very, very interesting. Please tell us MOAR about who you believe me to be.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

'Bitches don't know how to greentext.'

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:53

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

BUMP for RUBBALZ.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>81
It ain't over until I say it's over.

And I say it ain't over.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

The financial crisis is SO stupid, that Dickbutt looks a thousand times smarter.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

tl;dr
My penis is itching.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>1
WAT.

>>2
Is that what they say?

>>3
Izzat sum Kennedy?

>>5
Hello.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

It is my name here on 4chan and in other places, and in no way should it be construed as a physical description.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

>>3-kotai, a shitpoaster is a shitpoaster. Your meat is rotten. Now this thread is cloased.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Very, very interesting. Please tell us MOAR about who you believe me to be.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Obviously, MASSIVE WIN can be obtained by listening to get a handle on the topic, then to call in, then once on the air, after starting in on your topic, drop into a fucked-up voice and start declaring things like "I AM THE LORD SATAN PRAISE MY CRIMSON COCK AND BALLS", etc.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:54

Notice well that "TIGGER NITS" works just as well, since nits are the eggs of lice, and Tigger is a fictional tiger. It is conceivable that Tigger endured an infestation at some point, perhaps during the period when the deeply confused Christopher Robin was molesting Pooh.
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