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So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

Sounds like moot's "Blow Jays" automeme.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

Bump.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>57
Shut the fuck up and, BOOMP.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>4
Well, fuck you too!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>8-kotai, I did not say that I was "against" penises. I am forced to acknowledge that minutely-dicked persons like yourself are creations of a vast genome. You have a place in the gene pool. But-- and I want this point to come across perfectly clear-- even little girls would find your tiny tadpole too terrible to tolerate.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>3
Well, perhaps >>1 was trying to point out that a "Dr. Dicksucker" is very likely to do as his name implied.

And it's from his advice, that I decided to cancel an appointment to see Dr. Burnballs.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

The Threadshitter is a regular ... just irregular in frequency.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

moot hands out blows job
his mouth glistening with spend
then the fuck killed /n/

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>308
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

A good metal rasping file from Sears should clear it right up.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

PERTHDICKS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>17
FOUL BLACK LIAR.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

/b/one cancer
/b/reast tumor
/b/rain rot
mudkips

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

You mean, "Mutual of"?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

How cold?
Damn cold, bro.

My sympathy.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>8
Hey Imposter! STFU!

Like I would ever get near a cunt! Such a nasty and vile aperture.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

BUMP for RUBBALZ.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

It appears that Poopdicknuts-san is having what is commonly known as a "meltdown", in the emotional sense, not in the nuclear sense. Is falls upon our shoulders to pay attention to Poopdicknuts-san in his time of distress. However, I do not think he will be "okay", since in the strictest sense, was he ever okay?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>14
THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I toldd you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get [b]B

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>2
NO JEW

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>17
Yes it was.
No it was not.

FAILU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

There can never be too much sodomy.
Tru dat.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

Raids are always fail. Grow up Anonymous.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>2
Some aliens excrete, therefore have buttholes, so it is not an assured test.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

█████████████████████████

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

i kno i liek mudkip fartz
dis u mustiv herd
howe boot u?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:12

>>12-kotai, you need to go back to school since you are obviously underaged and lacking in the basic knowledge of BBCode.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>4-kun, I have not been able to make a thread on 4chan's /lounge/ for at least 4 years. I probably tried about 9 months ago, and got the same message.

>>5-cloan, you are a cloan.

>>6-kun, it does not matter how long I wait. I come on /lounge/ fresh and still can not make a thread. moot fagged me here on this board, and not in a good way. Well, that is his choice. I can still point out that he wants to be the little girl, and that his name is either Christopher Poole or Richard Goins. Fuck him.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

The amount of butthurt here is exponentiating.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13


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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

He's dead and fertilizing some patch of reeds in the boonies of New Jersey.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

>>11-kun, that's just cheap and unfit.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

That site just gave me the Sobig.b45 virus.

Reported.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

'Bitches don't know how to greentext.'

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 8:13

The truth must be told:

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