/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>132
Such a posting is filled to the maximum extent with both FAIL and GAY.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>94
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

Write about the smallest object so far discovered by humans.

Yes, I am talking about your penis.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

#2, have you considered that if #1's cock turns out to be any smaller, and his mantits any larger, we may as well just stick him in a pair of panties since it won't be much of a trap after all?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>9-sama, it is very much factual that I am clever, although I would not characterize that I am pretty clever. Handsome clever, I might buy. But pretty? That dog will not hunt.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>2
"LARGELY"

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

And RedCream re-appears after his shameful banning by the mootles.

As if you fags could ever PWN such a capable person.

DREAM ON!

KISS THE RING!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>10-kotai, in other words, you have a miniscule minnow for a penis. Well, somebody has to hold down the low end of the scale, and that may as well be you.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

It's sad to say, but in the dim past of the *chans, the word "sage" was actually an acronym:

S.A.G.E. = Seeks All Gay Experiences

It was quite the insult, but amusingly enough, people use sage themselves quite often.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

BOOOMP

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>4
ШTFU!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>20-kun, I must admit, that was funny, but please to note, you must not sage such material.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>6

I would fuck myself. How can I cloan me?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

O, cock-filled Sandra
I yearn to pound ya

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>23
Most people find murder and rape and the harming of others to be unappealing. That is the truth you are avoiding. You are attempting to rationalize psychopathic behavior, which is intrinsically irrational.

You just lost the game. Acquiesce like a gentleman and move on with your life.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

Hug a nuclear device before it's detonated.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>10-kun, as you commanded:

O FUCKOFFSPAMMER, HEAR NOW MY PLEA!





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IOUY!  AOUY!  AEUY!  AEIY!  AEIO!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

Cornholing your sister each Sunday should take the edge off that apprehension.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>8-kun, that was sufficiently amusing that it will remain in my memory quanta-crystals for geological time.

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:50

>>30
I think you mean "RedCream is stupendous".
FIXED.

(Please make a note of it, >>29.)

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>30
No, you're bareback.

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>10
You must be Poopdicknuts-san, due to the massive nature of your level of denial.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

"In brightest tit, in blackest ass, no cooter shall escape my brass, let those who worship abstinence, beware my power ... Groin Lantern's light!"

Boy, oh BOY, the things you can do to a hot bitch with a Power Ring.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>8
see
>>5

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

Iz dis u, m

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>11
see
>>9

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

I do not fancy Hitler water.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>70
So, what you're saying is that my second example (where "and" is used as a meta-word) is the one that applies?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>2
LOL. As if it makes a difference whether Mcbama or Ocain win this stupid popularity contest. Don't vote, it's gay.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>1
Try tattooing a brain on your head instead.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>12
Your entire poast made no sense. This subject is cloased.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

to >>10,
Riddle me this:

I have an odor that permiates my very essence. My substance is that of my nature and therefore fills me to the brim. I burst forth from the canal like a rushing torrent when the space I inhabit becomes confined. My master is that of a bull. Whatever he eats, I become. What am I full of?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

ANSWERED!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

One time I sent out a lot of emails.
I spam!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>3
I want super powers.
Become a lawyer.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

I wonder how many times Arnie felt up Linda Hamilton in those movies?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>21
Fine, I'll go kill myself now.

So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

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