/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>23
Huns, eh? Pikers.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>2
Wrong! You're Wrong!!!! It is not fail, it is win. UFAIL, UFAIL.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

And then she gave him the goatfinger.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

Does an insured anus affect your exposure to Milkribs?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>6 is NOT >>2-5!
I repeat:
>>6 is NOT >>2-5!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

Heres my status..
Im 23, I dont have my own car, i travel by train, I have a casual job, I cant swim, Im short 5 6, I dont have any real friends in here, I cant speak fluent english, Im chubby, I rent a place together with my siblings, I dont have much money, and again Im 23 i dont have a car.. huhuhu.. loser

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>9
[b]NO U

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

The rude abrades.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>1
Submit any evidence whatsoever for this "afterlife" or STFU as a crazy fucking religitard.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>7
Your keyboard appears to be defective!
No, his hand was a-twitching from excessive masturbation when exposed to JAPPORN.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

But then I was like: ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

H_FA_OW_NT
^S_^E_^K_^S

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

Bump.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>33
Will the real RedCream plz stand up

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

points also at >>7

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:51

>>10
You must be Poopdicknuts-san, due to the massive nature of your level of denial.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

As long as I am pitching and not receiving, then I am OK with that.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

*grabs ASCII graphics*

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

So, I was fucking Milkribs super model girlfriend during my lunch break today, and I couldn't help but blurt out "I wonder what he would do if he knew I was getting his pussy?!?!"

She quickly replies with "Don't worry baby, you got 4 more inches to go before you get to his..."

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

"This is a fuckin' bold green font."

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

GAS CLOCKS

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

hey, everybody, post in here and RedCream will touch your weiner

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

Why am I the only one BOOMPING?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>204
shut the fuck up and DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>4

I agree with this man 100%

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

We need to rename this thread to "Attack of the Poopdicknuts-san".

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

Decode this yourself, bitch:

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Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>14
BANNED BANNED BANNED
BANNED IN IRAN
BANNED BANNED BANNED
BANNED IN IRAN
4CHAN IS FUCKIN' BANNED!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

DRIVE LIKE JEHU

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

This is a general call to all interested /lounge/rs to invade Gaia Online for moot.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

The only fucking masterpiece is THE BLACK JISM.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>289
Put your head BACK THE FUCK ON!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>11
That's exactly what a bot would say. Also, nice dubs.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>7
Then it became gayer at a rate exceeding
10^-10²³⁴
There, I did fix that for you, since there were two significant errors: Your notation was not compact, and you missed the negative exponent.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>21
Well then, how about 781 suns?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>8
Mmmmmmmh, I love dicky!
Corrected for the inherent faggotry of the poaster.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

With a fetus later identified as female, then I've had sex with a NEGATIVE-5-month-old.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-29 11:52

>>7
I said PUMBLENUTS

So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

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