/lounge/ - So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-01-25 1:08

I only fucked her a few times to make my ex jealous, she was five years younger than her.
Funny thing is I've been fucking my ex and it looks like we might get back together as she's deciding that she doesn't want any of those other assholes who aren't going to put up with her kinky fantasies.
What the fuck am I gonna do though? I've got some stupid seventeen year old coke whore pregnant. I always wanted kids, but not with some retarded girl who lies to me about her age, where she lives, whether she has a job, and of course, the kicker, she lied about being on the pill.
Why did it have to be her? Of all the girls I've ever known, all the ones I wanted to keep the kid fucking aborted it and this crazy bitch wants to keep it because she knows I'm not an asshole who will run away.
I'm not going back to her, but what the fuck do I say to the ex I'm getting back with/fucking that I love?
Why am I such a retard. How do I get myself in these situations.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 5:22

Sarah Palindrome GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 10:10

>>116
You don't even know basic Japanese?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 10:25

>>122
Why should he? Not like he's smart or anything, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 18:16

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 18:30

>>124
NO THANK YOU

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-01 18:40

Tried ringing that young girl today to see how she was...no answer.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-01 19:09

Got through to her. The abortion clinic want her to come back a week later, showed her a bunch of leaflets meant to dissuade her from doing it. She says she wants to get it out of the way because she's scared she'll change her mind, but doesn't think she will. I told her (same as last time I spoke to her) that if she wanted anything or wanted me to go to the clinic with her, I would.
This fucking sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 21:26

>>127
Hope everything works out okay.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-01 21:46

>>128
Thanks.
You know, I've even been in two minds about convincing her to keep it, because every other time the girl involved has aborted it. I half wish (well maybe quarter) that she would have the kid and that I hadn't talked her into getting rid of it. The rest of me realises how retarded this is though.
She wants the same thing I think. I mentioned these thoughts to her today, and she told me what a bad idea it is, she's too young, etc. All right. I still feel a bit sad about it though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-01 22:38

>>120
I'm sorry, but are you a weeaboo? If see please go to the designated board for cartoon nonsense.

http://dis.4chan.org/anime/

This board is not about japanese cartoons.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 0:42

better fuck her some more then

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-02 2:28

>>131
No.
I still talk to my ex...she should be coming up this weekend again. Hopefully.
Besides, I don't want to fuck her again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 3:44

>>130
I'm sorry, but are you a xenophobe? If see please go to the designated board for xenophobic nonsense.

http://dis.4chan.org/newpol/

This board is not about irrational prejudices.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 4:00

…it is about JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 4:27

>>133
So anyone who isn't obsessed with Japanese cartoons is a xenophobe? Hey, do you know how to say "brother" in Swahili? Or Icelandic? OMFG GTFO U XENOPHOBE!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 4:27

>>132
maybe you could fuck her mom and give her a sister

Name: RedCream 2011-02-02 4:55

This is what happens when you forget to give her the goatfinger. In fact, you could say that she gave you the goatfinger.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 6:03

>>133
The problem here is that you push your weeabooism onto others, I only bring up the subject when it's brought up.

You are the sole defender of childish cartoons, does that not tell you something? You're a manchild, please go back to /a/.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-02 7:54

>>136
You know, her mum isn't bad for an old bird.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-03 0:56

I'm sad.
blah

Name: !TSKMANxQtQ 2011-02-03 2:11

>>140
It's okay, man.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:20

>>141
THE GODDAMN TSKMAN MAKES A TRIPCODE
It's a good clean one, but why, tskman?

Name: !TSKMANxQtQ 2011-02-03 4:28

>>142
Because. I am justice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:29

test

niggers

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:47

>>142
Chances are that it's that one faggot from the tripcode thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:06

1+4=6

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 6:02

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 6:38

AW, PAYS DA LAWD, PAYS DA LAWD.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 20:06

>>148
thats what the little plate is for >)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 20:57

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 21:00

>>149
No donation, no salvation

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 4:10

>>151
back to GTA2, plz

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-07 0:50

Spoke to my ex over skype last night. She said we shouldn't even be fuckbuddies anymore and occasionally see each other because she misses me too much with us being in different towns.
This is retarded. She hates not seeing me enough, so she wants to not see me at all. What planet are women fucking from.
After that, we had camsex and told each other we loved each other again :/ although it doesn't change anything.

Got another woman sniffing round me on facebook, someone who is has recently split up from her husband, couple of years younger than me. I'm probably going to do her just to take my mind off everything, which it does for a couple of days at least. Next time she gets her dole through she's coming up to see me.
I really don't even give a fuck though. I probably should just leave them all alone for a while. I know one thing's for sure, I definitely won't be knocking this one up this time.

On the plus side, someone has offered me a some ketamine to fix their computer later today, so I guess that will occupy me a bit. I would have done it for them for free, because they're a bro, but I can't turn down ketamine.

This has been another pointless news announcement about my life, designed to wind up the people who hate me on lounge. Have a nice day.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-07 0:53

On an unrelated note, this thread is the first google result for "dumb bitch pregnant", without the quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 0:56

Shut the fuck up already.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 0:56

The muslims know how to stop that bullshit. You marry the girls early so they don't have time to fuck some asshole that they break up with and get a fucking attitude about how guys treat them and then they fuck some other asshole or several until they get pregnant and the guy takes off and she's a single mom and raises some rotten kids and society gets more annoying with all these angry fuck-around rude louts.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-07 1:07

>>155
<3
>>156
All religions are stupid though. Just because one is less stupid than the other doesn't make it any better.
of course, it's the media programming women to be like this, so we need to destroy TV.
Shit...I saw a woman walking around the other day with a jacket on that said "Gold Digger" on the back of it. The fact that someone even thought of making that jacket and selling it is bad enough, but the fact that that skank thinks it's ok to wear it is even worse. She was ugly too.
At least it's an early warning system.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 3:48

>>157
Oh I can't believe the beliefs, but some religions sure know the value of society with less whoring about.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-07 4:18

fuck some asshole that they break up with and get a fucking attitude about how guys treat them and then they fuck some other asshole or several until they get pregnant and the guy takes off and she's a single mom and raises some rotten kids and society gets more annoying with all these angry fuck-around rude louts.

I think that I met some cunt on her way to becoming this. I actually liked her at first, but oh well. Nothing of value was/is lost.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-02-08 19:00

Abortion has taken place.
I feel like such a cunt. When I talked to her on the phone it was obvious she hated me for what had happened.

So I got some dumb bitch pregnant

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