>>9-kun, I have extensive knowledge of BBCode. You might have me confused with many cloans which happen to be less proficient. I have trained. Trained the codes.
>>32 Why is RedCream appreciation day on Sept 8th?
Because that is also Macedonian Independence Day, a holiday with which I identify for personal reasons not to be related here.
Where were you on 9/11?
At home, watching the news.
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>>46-kun, I see. I do not want to discuss any such silly thing at this time.
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Anonymous2011-09-14 12:09
Are you an queer!
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Anonymous2011-09-14 14:29
Why would "God" want to bless a country that has so many official policies that run completely contrary to fundamental principles of the religion that his son presumably died to establish? The answer is that he doesn't.
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Anonymous2011-09-14 16:21
If I were anywhere near you, would I be in a safe environment or can I presume that I will be mauled, beaten, and/or raped?
>>50-kun, you are totally safe near me. Not only from me, since I do not maul, beat or RAEP, but in my local environment, where mauling, beating and RAEPING are rare events.
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ApocalypticEscapeArtist2011-09-15 0:42
>>39
I'm a bat. Furcadia and Furocity user: Bookbinder Wyvern
>>RedCream, go wikipedia: "furry fandom". (I am not 39. I am only 19.)
>>59
What is to explain? The term "pansexual" is not entered into the Universal Lexicon, which is a subset chapter to the Encyclopedia Galactica. Therefore it is a typographical error. Given AEA's known proclivities, I suggested a possible solution.
The first part of your poasting is really too personal. I can not respond, particularly since war with Futuristipastica now exists.
The second part of your poasting makes no sense. Why would I have a preference for penises, since all penises are sensibly repulsive as I am a heterosexual male with zero homosexual tendencies?
The third part of your poasting makes even less than zero sense. What decision? And why was it wrong? And at who's birth was such a decision wrongly made?
>>63 I am a heterosexual male with zero homosexual tendencies
And there we have it. The most untrue statement known to mankind. Well do ne, RodCram - you should get into the history books for this.
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Haggar2011-09-15 21:47
Lmfao good job RoadCum
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ManDick2011-09-15 21:51
RedCream called me on the phone earlier. He informed me that the reason his butthurt is displayed here is because he screams when he pees. It's quite a rare problem for normal coprophages, but since RedCream happens to be a funatari it was quite prone to happen.
>>64 Well do ne, RodCram
Is that anything like "do re mi"? Are you about to break into a gay tune? Queer. Put on a dancing costume and prance about like the nancy boy you really are.
>>66 RedCream called me on the phone earlier.
A totally false statement. Nothing of the sort occurred.
He informed me blah blah blah
Therefore nothing that followed the false statement, is true.
>>85 Have you ever considered regicide?
With great frequency, however, I have unavoidably noticed that there is a distinct shortage of kings to slay. Hence my blade remains unstained by the blood royal.
>>87 Why do you come back here?
I am ever so enthralled by what you have to say. Well, normally. You have disappointed me at the moment. I expect a marked improvement.
>>86 Since when have you been forbidden making threads?
It has been over 3 years now. I figure that moot has been spending so much time in 'the illicit congress' with under-aged males, that he is not inclined to fix that.
Can you make threads on the imageboards?
Well now, I have never tried. I only contribute images to those bords infrequently. I have no particular reason why, but I am just not the imagebord sort of poaster. It has only been recently when I discovered what sort of totally deranged nerdbags that poast on the /sci/ imagebord, which greatly exceeds our /sci/ textbord in terms of traffic. So I have been there for the last several weeks, poasting under the aegis of what is being called the "violent simians guy". Truly, I enjoy the uproar.
>>82 Are there whalers on the moon?
There is no intersection between whale topics and the moon, just as there is no intersection between moot and heterosexuality.
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Anonymous2011-10-22 6:25
>>89 It has been over 3 years now.
Are you telling me you have had the same IP for 3 years?
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Anonymous2011-10-22 9:19
When will RedCream rape and kill SFBE and when will the blu-ray be available?
>>91 Are you telling me you have had the same IP for 3 years?
I am telling you that I have tried off and on for three years to poast a new thred to /lounge/, albeit I have tried less as time went on. And I was still barred from poasting, in the same way, all along.
And YES, I did try poasting a thred "fresh", without having poasted anything for some time. Nothing worked.
>>111-suitor, is that not illegal in most if not all states of the USA? And even if it were not illegal, would it not be most thoroughly homosexual and as such, an unwelcome addition to my life? Yes, to both.
Why am I suddenly posing all the questions here? And there I just did it again!
>>115
Now, stop that. We all know there are no females on 4chan, much less any girls.
Insisting that you are a girl only means you have a serious behavioral disorder and are in immediate need of professional psychiatric care. Or you are a member of the law enforcement community, in which case you do not have anything actionable on me, hence you can not make a case for your or my local district attorney.
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BReadCream2011-10-24 19:19
Ok, not a girl but a gurl. But I am indeed a female
Such a fear is unwarranted. I remain alive and hale. Well, except the impacted bowel. And that gunshot wound. Oh yeah, and the cancer. But other than those, I am doing fine.
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BReadCream2011-10-25 1:37
I told you the truth...there is nothing more I can say RedCream
>>124
That is because I do not poast under the name RedCream. I post anonymously, but predictably my poasting style and usual subject matter has been picked up as unique.
Perform a contextual search for "violent simians" and "Peak Oil".
There needs to be a board where all the namefags can go and be namefags, like fuck eachother up the ass or something.
"Hello, I'm RedCream. Feel my soft man-tits and perky nipples."
"Ooh, don't mind if I do. I'm 4ChanTroll, and although I'm only 8 years old, I would sure fancy some of that sweet cock up my bum."
"Oh, here you are! I'm the SFBE spammer. My cock is so tiny that I can't even find it, but I often dream about getting ravaged by 4ChanTroll."
>>6 THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get [b][u]B
True that dawg, that assrape was somethin FIERCE but I took it for them police bitches. Plus, one of the guys was kinda cute I hope he got my letter about him cumming in my eye.
>>8
No! It's admitting you retard! And faggot! Go suck your own balls and die, faggot! I fucking hate you, you little piece of fucking faggot shit faggot! SO FUCK YOU! FAGGOT!
>>11-kun, I have stated it in the negative, which is just as evidential. Anything further would require her to give you the goatfinger. And you do not want that. Oh no, not that.
Let's take time out from all this fun and make jokes about people with AIDS!
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doc gives them the bad news that father is dying of cancer. Father tells son that he's had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.
When the friends leave, son asks, "Dad, you're dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you're dying of AIDS?"
The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"
>>202
Whoa, nelly! Spastic forms of behavior from the Futuristipastica are cause for reduced standing! It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again! Peace out!
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So, I'm playing this video game and I'm fighting this while fish shit thing, and it keeps moving too much and I'm having a hell of a time beating the shit out of it since it moves so much, though I do manage to break it's horns, damage it's tail, break it's mane, and pretty much kicking the shit out of it.
Should I just get by it's throat and keep hitting it until it dies?
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Anonymous2011-11-09 19:43
>>208
Why don't you make love to it? That usually works for me.
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... and with my dick, but I do not ever consider my dick to 'handle' things. My hands 'handle' things. My dick penetrates things. Like my gf.
>>245
Lepidoptera? Assuredly you refer to a large order of insects that includes moths and butterflies. If so, then I must say that at no point in time have I ever beheld a Lepidopteran such that I then slowly reached down to gave my balls a tug.
>>250
I would hope he feels shame. It is ever my fear that he does not, and instead feels enriched and elevated, so that he will commit such a crime again, and again.
>>251
Gilgamesh existed once. That is all we know.
>>276
I can not even begin to know what that means.
>>277
Any old Orange Pekoe will do, and almost daily at that. I have noticed that coffee makes my urine stink. I will not have foul urine in my life, I can tell you that much.
>>281 So your more a fresh urine guy?
Well, we are each and every one of us exposed to the reality of our own urine. We must deal with urine and feces to some degree. It is omnipresent.
>>282 S-I-C-P SICP
Wait, did you just invite me to "stick into colon please"?
>>284 RedCream, what do you think about CloudFlare?
I think they are running a Beowulf Cluster of Commodore VIC-20s. That is precisely what I think. It is like they are some sort of shady Kazakhstani operation running primary to launder cash from nearby Opium farms. moot and WT Snax really shit the bed this time.
>>288
Chomsky works there, why you think he has all those young male pHD students. No seriously he is a known queer on the campus, ask Shini he used to post here.
>>298
You truly are a most rude and unlounge-like person. I suggest you sit back, relax, pop a bottle of cabernet sauvignon, listen to some soothing jazzy lounge music, and allow your pants to slide.
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Anonymous2012-01-04 3:29
>>299
I'm sorry, I'll try to be a more lounge-like individual as of now. I apologize for my actions so far and hope that you find it in your heart to forgive me.
Also:
300 GET
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Anonymous2012-01-04 7:02
>>224
you friend are a deep level retard,, your knowledge about bodybuild is close to zero and i truly mean it ,, both natural and hormonized,,even in the natural which doesnt exisist your knowledge is zero ,, you just talk balonie all the time its embarsing for you to be honest,,'
>>303
He drinks a shitty wine named after its varietal.
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Anonymous2012-01-04 16:11
Consider the following:
You are wandering through the tundra. You have not eaten, drank or slept in 20 hours. Your only solace and peace of mind is in putting one foot in front of the other, trudging forward. You're making slow progress and night is falling. You know that the chances of you surviving the night are negligible at best.
You stumble and fall face first into the snow. It must be uncomfortable, but in your current state it feels like falling onto a nice fluffy mattress. With an immense effort, you lift your head and look straight ahead. The sun is setting to your left, casting half of everything you see with an unnatural looking orange colour. Everything else is already enveloped in shadow.
And, standing right in front of you, its majestic monochrome fur outlined in gold on its leftward flank, is a giant panda. It is staring right into your eyes.
What would your reaction be to this situation, RedCream?
>>306
A very sudden and pronounced prominent member.
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Anonymous2012-01-05 3:11
>>307
I have a pronounced and prominent member right here for you, 'Cream. *Grabs dick**Is 2 inches fully erect*
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Anonymous2012-01-05 4:29
redcream what would have to happen inside me body to make me urine come out in gas form when I try to pee?
These are the things that concern me you see.
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Anonymous2012-01-09 7:14
Hey, RedCream, are you still panning for gold up in the Yukon?
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Anonymous2012-01-09 8:17
Hey RedCream, which Touhou games have you 1cc'd already?
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Anonymous2012-01-09 8:22
Where are my fucking toe nails? I cut them and now I can't find em anymore ;(
>>311
Touhou? 1cc? What are these arcane terms you are using?
>>312
They get snipped off with sizable force with respect to their low mass, hence they acquire great velocity that is greatly dependent on initial conditions. So the locus of their positions is large.
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Anonymous2012-01-09 21:51
>>317
Cream! Are you still panning for gold up in the Yukon!
>>318
Sadly, I cashed out of that particular business a short while before a big run up on gold. I sold all my sluices and earthmoving equipment. I was just joking before about having a donkey to move stuff around when I was in a dig. I used a backhoe.
Thank you for remembering, however. I made so-so money at it, and I have no regrets. Well, not many anyway.
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Anonymous2012-01-09 22:05
>>319
Ah, I see. It was interesting to read stories about your gold panning adventures. Are you staying in Canada? Or have you decided to relocate back to the US? Also, are you doing anything interesting to get by these days?
Thank you. I have moved back to the USA on a permanent basis since this nation has fairly lax fraud enforcement. As you may surmise, I have gotten into the property-fraud business. I am having people pay me rent, but I am not the landlord. The risks keep me awake at night sometimes, but the great money flowing in is inarguable to the effort. Dredging for gold is real work; filing a few papers and then changing some locks, is dead easy.
Cloan, why do you feel the need to poast such barbaric nonsense as if you were a rabid dog desperatly humping and sucking on the teats of insolence and malcontent.
As I lick and gently nibble on this member before me I wonder, were did this habit of mine come from? Is it from my mother? Her penis addiction always did cause me and my dad great grief.
>>322
I read voraciously, arriving at my particular erudition, much to the chagrin of >>323-cloan, who is a cloan, since there is no probable way that I would make such atrocious spelling and grammatical errors in my poastings (except for intentional ones, like "poast", "cloan", "moar", etc.).
I have an interest in history (little-H), but this interest has fallen into abeyance once I arrived at the well-documented conclusion that Humanity does not learn from history.
>>327
You did not know that already? What do you see when you watch men interact with women over the decades? The extremity of male behavior involves both using people selfishly, and that means women in particular, and that means abuse.
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Anonymous2012-01-10 13:32
>>328
Good to know. I'll try to be more manly from now on.
>>329
Sadly, there is no shortage of females that will consent to your manly behavior as it impinges upon their lives. Yet if a victim does not complain, it is specious to claim there is a victim in the first place.
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Anonymous2012-01-10 16:48
Do you still post on /sci/ as the violent simians guy? And do you post on any other website besides 4chan, because I know I saw you post on the Tablecat's Lounge.
>>331
As for the former, I do have that honor. But my time is limited for such foolishness, and I poast on no other websites but FOARchan. I only poasted on Tablecat's Lounge when moot and WT Snax allowed their extreme homosexual behavior to interfere with the smooth operation of this site.
Look, >>347-kun, it is not a matter of prophecy. It is a matter of physical definition. If you can re-animate, then there must remain a necessary quantity of animus itself, therefore you are not 'dead'. To be dead, you must have no animus at all.
>>358
On occasion the Congress makes noises about passing legislation that would clearly destroy the viability of the Internet. They back down eventually. This time they've passed one of those things, so it remains to be seen how actual enforcement goes. If enforcement runs people off the Internet, then there's going to be an Internet collapse within the USA. And the Congress is going to find out the hard way how much of the Internet is used for porn.
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-01-13 12:25
There's been a lot of talk about ending anonymity on the internet. Know this though, there will ALWAYS be a way to obtain it by those who know how. Up up down down left left right left left right, then b a start the screen goes white...
If it were up to ``them'', we would only be to access the Internet with some sort of ID card, and every thing you said, and did would be scrutinized by the Internet Police Department. You know, for your own security.
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Anonymous2012-01-13 13:25
Do you consider anonymity to be 4chan's strongest feature, or the lack of registration?
>>366
No, but you may stroake your own genitals while thinking of me. I am oapen-minded and would never deny anyone their basic civil rights, such as the right to pleasure one's self.
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Anonymous2012-01-13 23:32
[06:07:05 PM] }--{Rachy}--: i walked over and said what do u think ur
doing
[06:07:09 PM] The Un-kanch: i liked that
[06:07:11 PM] The Un-kanch: one the bst
[06:07:12 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hehe
[06:07:25 PM] The Un-kanch: best
[06:07:45 PM] The Un-kanch: i do with my pen and mouse what you do
with your voice
[06:08:37 PM] }--{Rachy}--: :D
[06:09:22 PM] The Un-kanch: one day i'm going to give you that drawing
i did of you.
[06:09:27 PM] The Un-kanch: the actual drawing
[06:09:56 PM] }--{Rachy}--: that would be nice
[06:09:57 PM] }--{Rachy}--: :)
[06:10:18 PM] The Un-kanch: i'm looking at it right now. and
coincidentally, it's drawn on the week of christmas
[06:10:30 PM] }--{Rachy}--: coincedentally?
[06:10:49 PM] The Un-kanch: your head is on the 22nd, your boobs on
the 23rd and your hand dips into the 25th
[06:10:50 PM] The Un-kanch: ahahaha
[06:10:55 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hahhahah
[06:11:04 PM] }--{Rachy}--: boob day
[06:11:14 PM] The Un-kanch: yes, dec 23 from now on will be known as
boob day
[06:11:49 PM] }--{Rachy}--: lol
[06:11:56 PM] }--{Rachy}--: did i shock u damo
[06:12:01 PM] The Un-kanch: what?
[06:12:02 PM] The Un-kanch: when?
[06:12:06 PM] }--{Rachy}--: anytime
[06:12:08 PM] }--{Rachy}--: i was asking
[06:12:21 PM] The Un-kanch: what, you mean, did you shock me anytime
when we met yesterday
[06:12:27 PM] }--{Rachy}--: yes
[06:12:29 PM] The Un-kanch: nope
[06:12:30 PM] The Un-kanch: did i?
[06:12:33 PM] }--{Rachy}--: nope
[06:12:51 PM] The Un-kanch: remember i came stumbling down the hill
and banged into you
[06:12:52 PM] The Un-kanch: hahaha
[06:13:28 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hahah
[06:13:30 PM] }--{Rachy}--: typical dmao
[06:13:36 PM] The Un-kanch: yep
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Anonymous2012-01-14 3:47
What is REdCream's view of L33tUKZj5I?
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Anonymous2012-01-14 6:42
i found a 1930s book on gold mining today
basically a field guide to mining by your self
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Anonymous2012-01-14 11:42
What year were you born? Also what month?
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Anonymous2012-01-14 11:52
>>369
RedCream is L33tUK. And every other /lounge/ personality ever.
>>369
Who? I can not be tasked nor troubled to recall all poasters to /lounge/ not matter how much in esteem such are held.
>>370
Good luck with it. It is hard work. I mean, really hard work.
>>371
That is extremely private information. But, I will tell you that I was born on the day of the ram, in the month of the bull, in the season of the hare, in the year of the elk. My tribe therefore called me Rambull Harelk, and I grew into a fine warrior.
>>389
I am here as well in >>388. You have nevar been bereft of RedCream-the-Real.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 16:15
>>390
Kreamer, do you have an official fan club? And if not, can I open one myself? I intend to call it, ``The RedCream Of The Crop - Official RedCream Appreciation Society And PUMBLENUTS Aficionados''
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>>407
I used to eat up those chicken wings, then the whole hotter-than-hell thing about them turned passe. So pizza definitely wins out. Who does not like pizza? Nobody worth mentioning, that is who.
[09:03:12 PM] Rip City: u heard from clint l8ly?
[09:03:21 PM] Damo: about a week ago
[09:03:36 PM] Damo: still at his hospital job
[09:03:58 PM] Rip City: not comin bak?
[09:04:18 PM] Damo: i don't think so, he's getting better pay
[09:04:24 PM] Rip City: yah
[09:04:25 PM] Damo: HAHAHAa that guy again
[09:04:34 PM] Rip City: he has a NAME damo!
[09:04:39 PM] Damo: i forgot
[09:04:43 PM] Damo: what's his name, Ah Chu?
[09:05:06 PM] Rip City: i cant believe that just made me laugh
*disappointed head shake*
[09:05:22 PM] Damo: hehe
[09:07:09 PM] Rip City: LMAO he just signed on!
[09:07:16 PM] Rip City: i hadta change it quick smart ay
[09:07:28 PM] Damo: hahaha
[09:07:43 PM] Damo: trying to keep this up as long as possible hey
[09:07:58 PM] Rip City: nah
[09:08:08 PM] Rip City: what the FUCK is my little PONY???
[09:08:21 PM] Damo: huh
[09:08:34 PM] Rip City: that shit u were sayin 2 me
[09:08:39 PM] Rip City: my rittre pny
[09:08:50 PM] Damo: cos you're a baby
[09:09:29 PM] Rip City: and...?
[09:09:36 PM] Damo: yeah.
[09:09:44 PM] Damo: that's super
[09:11:30 PM] Rip City: LOL afternoon delite!
[09:11:56 PM] Damo: she does have a nice BEEhind i wanna put some
steak sauce on that and ba babababababababa
[09:14:08 PM] Rip City: bababa
[09:14:40 PM] Damo: i don't normally do this. . . but. . . i felt
compelled. you have an absolutely breathtaking heiny. i
wanna be friends with it. . .
[09:14:53 PM] Rip City: i want to be ON you
[09:15:00 PM] Damo: lol
[09:16:08 PM] Damo: hey hey hey, she has feelings too!
[09:16:12 PM] Damo: you sound like a gay!
[09:17:53 PM] Rip City: LMAO! A gay
[09:18:06 PM] Rip City: not u sound gay, but u sound like A gay!
[09:18:08 PM] Rip City: LMFAO
[09:18:11 PM] Damo: yeah
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Anonymous2012-01-17 2:47
Did Kafka write any stories that aren't Kafkaesque?
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Anonymous2012-01-17 4:18
>>411
Yes, some of them were simply Kafkaesque and some were more Kafkaesque than others.
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Anonymous2012-01-17 5:27
Why do we call it asteroids, when in space, but hemoroids, when it's in our anus?
>>411
In one sense, no, since they were all written by Kafka. In another sense, yes, since not all his works subscribed to the same magical splendor of mysterious horror. Some of his work involves an inherently flabbergasted view of bureaucracy. Other work is pure distorting horror. Perhaps in the latter you might put forth the theory that Kafka was making a comment on the bureaucracy of reality itself, which given the religious feelings of his region and era, is an understandable reaching in interpretation.
>>413
Asteroid means "little star". Hemorrhoids means "little disgusting sacs of assblood".
>>414
The United States Chess Federation has ruled your move illegal, and I have you in check still. Move legally this time, Sir, or I will place you into mate and win the game.
>>418
No question was offered. You are confusing a question with a statement, which is a rudimentary error beyond even those in primary educational outlets.
Anyway, the key issue here is if women like you in general. It they do not, then you have no chance. If they do, then your efforts will bear fruit. Once you have picked enough fruit, form a decorative basket and offer it to the lady of your choice and admiration. That will sway her to your side of things. Then you can have sex with her.
>>422
We have a strict rule against raep in my threds. No raeping in my threds. You are now informed.
>>440 Don't pretend you don't know.
I arrived by this particular ignorance honestly. I do not know. You must accept this answer, since you have no authoritative other answer upon which you may rely.
>>442 What are the non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function?
I never studied such a thing, and I can not be arsed to google or wiki it. You should arse this yourself. Arse it.
>>469
It is expected. Law enforcement has to select their quarry, since there are so many to choose from. The downloaders can not be stopped. That is the larger view of things.
Who does this "RedCream" guy think he is anyway? He just shows up one day out of the blue and starts strutting around like he owns the place; like everyone here should instantly pay attention to him. Very disrespectful behaviour, I must say.
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Anonymous2012-01-20 20:06
>>473
I'm very disappointed in you Anonymous. Tsk.
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
>>497
Feminism is hypocritical and should be therefore ignored, as most people have done. Feminism just gives ugly Lesbians something to do with their lives while they otherwise herd cats.
The government has no function in this self-correcting situation.
>>511 RedCream do you cream the walnuts? ^-^
Are you really Futuristipastica? You tripcode suggests not. Hence, the implied fraud of the questioner implies a rightful reluctance to answer... qualitatively, at least.
>>518 RedCream, what do you think is happening to Futuristipastica and his tripcode?
moot and his ever crooked lifemate WT Snacks are up to something. Something dire, and wicked, and inflammatory to good social order.
Do you think that moot's relentless dick-sucking is finally taking its toll?
I did not want to cast such speculations into details of a sordid nature. I will restrain my speculations to "things dire, and wicked, and inflammatory to good social order".
>>526 mewt is trying to destroy /lounge/ ;-;
That is not his task. Merely trying to perform it, will distort the local spacetime frame. There exists a special agency for dealing with such events. It is foolish to call attention to it.
i'm sorry about what happened, but i was too busy sucking on a handful of dicks to care.
but i can insure you i will take care of it once i'm done stuffing my self with sausages.
>>555
Nice GET. You could have used OSCILLATOR GET, if you were at all cognizant of it.
At any rate (or frequency), the troll phenomenon is inviolate and much to be admired on FOARchan.
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Anonymous2012-01-28 17:44
Cream, what is happening to shiichan? There are so many ``over 1000'' threads being bumped all over w4ch as of late.
There's even one on /prog/ that's over 18000, yes, eighteen thousand.
>>559
moot and WT Snacks both display the equivalent programming skills of a sea otter. That explanation is complete and leves no MOAR to question about the situation. Toggle your belief flag, my friend.
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Anonymous2012-01-28 20:19
Are you at all superstitious?
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Anonymous2012-01-28 21:39
Why did they used to make radios shaped like church entrances, you know the arched style with a speaker grill suggestive of a stained glass window.
OK, again -- why do daughters ask for a birthday cake with a cock layer on top, and "be sure to include the butthole (brown sprinkles?) so I can lick it?" WTF
>>576
And that cardboard box is in a sewer in India.
>>577
mootle has always been maddened with power. Everything he does can be fully explained by that madness. Therefore we can extrapolate any of his moves as being those corrupted by egotism.
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>>596
As a Human animal I have the usual set of required openings for various excretory and reproductive functions. I do not have a cloaca, and I take great offense at even the suggestion that I might have one.
How often are you in the company of crapulent people?
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Anonymous2012-02-04 5:45
>>602
Indeed.
You provided insight into so many controversial topics where our opinion would not if differed if talking to only one person in real life, yet not here. Thank you, RedCream.
>>603
Not often. I had kicked most of those out of my life. I must still endure the occasional interaction with the common folk, however. Therein, crapulence lurks.
>>606
The terms "good" and "bad" are subjective, hence are simply fictions insofar as physical reality is concerned. The universe does not actually have animus.
>>612
Jut because this thred was titled for asking questions of me, that does not direct or imply that such a process is exclusive.
At any rate, I, for one, welcome our new anus overlord, Milkribs. It is with fondness that I give him the moniker "Mainus", which is a contraction of "main anus" as you specified. So his full honorific is "Mainus Milkribs", much like we say "Mahatma Ghandi".
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Anonymous2012-02-05 8:41
>>613
Have you ever experienced The Pleasure of Being Defiled Inside?
>>614
Thank you for poasting this in the correct thred.
No, I have not had that experience, in two senses:
1. Absolutely. I have not had the physical experience regardless of how I interpreted it.
2. Specifically. I have not felt pleasure at an internal defilement, using the common definitions of situations requiring medical attention, like surgery.
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AnonymousSFBEKillbot2012-02-05 19:30
"REDCREAM", I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A MORTAL ENEMY. POLITELY POINT ME IN HIS DIRECTION, AND I WILL FOLLOW
>>620
Tablecat's eternal nature makes the point irrelevant about what happened to it, fuck or not. It also has its own message bord.
>>621
There is always a "gay scale". On that scale, I register about 0.0. If used to a finer tuning, you would find 0.00, and further, about 0.000... but with even finer resolution, you might find 0.0002 or 0.0001. Since that's about 3 in 200000 points on such a scale, one justifiably wonders why you believe that that is "so gay". You may as well wonder why high noon in the middle of the Sahara Desert is "so wet". Sure, there is always moisture in the air, but at 0.1% humidity, it strains credulity that that is "so" anything. The Sahara Desert at high noon is about 100 times "so wetter" than I am "so gay".
Also, BlueCream has not been seen on /lounge/ for eons and eons.
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Anonymous2012-02-08 3:42
>>625
Apparently the Australians and Americans on the west coast had a little problem with accessing 4chan for a couple o' days. You know, business as usual ever since moot started sucking on CloudFlare's teats, so my question is: do you think you'd make a better admin than moot, and if not you, who would?
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Anonymous2012-02-08 3:59
ClamFlon?
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Anonymous2012-02-08 6:03
I just made sure my asshole is squeaky clean. I'm ready for some anal now.
Kream, you in on this or not?
I'm a 30 yo male from Europe with lots of ass hair and neckbeard and a small phimosis dick. I haven't showered in a month now.
>>632
I do not play video games. They are for pasty-white, basement-dwelling, virgin-nerd Cheetos eaters with orange-stained fingers wiped not-so-clean on their bulging center sections.
Japaese people are pasty-white, basement-dwelling, virgin-nerd Cheetos eaters with orange-stained fingers wiped not-so-clean on their bulging center sections?
They've always seemed like quite slim people to me.
How do you feel about the portrayal of third world countries in modern media?
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Anonymous2012-02-09 10:44
Do not forget people, the 8th of September is RedCream appreciation day. I know we're still in February but it doesn't hurt to remind people of the most important day of their lives.
>>645
Correct! M.I.D. is an important day in my life for cultural reasons, so I saw every reason to make use of it for new cultural purposes. I now look upon you with favor.
>>646
I never heard of it. But basic googling suggests that "egoboost" is slang for "bestiality penetration fetish".
>>647
What constitutes 'child pornography' with you?
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Anonymous2012-02-09 16:01
>>648 What constitutes 'child pornography' with you?
Pictures or videos of pre-pubescent children engaging in sexual acts.
why do porn bitches make that face? You know, that stupid porn face.
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Anonymous2012-02-10 8:06
So I was thinking of becoming friends with this black guy at work. He's a programmer from Africa and we really think alike. First off, he doesn't like the gangsta scene so that's a plus. I know this because he told me how stupid he thinks people are who glorify the thug life and we laugh together about today's white kids who try to act black. he doesn't dress like a thug at all and he has a really thick African accent. Pretty cool so far.
Let's be honest. I hit the club scene regularly but it's mostly with white people. My question is that even though he's black on the outside and pretty much white on the inside an not tainted by the black thug Americanism... Do you think that other ethnic people at the club would accept me more and possibly get me more bitches?
I mean, he ain't thug. But if I dress him up and if I wear a flat billed yankees cap and don't shave for a couple days, could be get some hot women or what?
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Anonymous2012-02-10 8:15
>>650
Which means you do have pictures and/or videos of pre-pubescent children, they're just not doing the hanky-panky, right?
Now the big question is, what do you use those pics and/or vids for?
>>659
I do not know why I elected to use this name in such undeserving environment, but RedCream has been my name since I was but a wee little nooblet on NewsNET (now called USENEXT). To answer the second part of your question: peahippo@hotmail.com is the email address of my sworn enemy from the days when you were not even a child yet.
>>662
What, do you believe that I live each moment online? That I have no other demands on my time? Consider these answers carefully before casting out such accusations again.
>>651 why do porn bitches make that face? You know, that stupid porn face.
They are not engaged in the pornographic industry for their emotive acting abilities. There may also be PUMBLENUTS involved. Admit their role.
Kream, what do you think about all these ``Official ask Questions'' threads that have been appearing on /lounge/? And how does it feel be in the most popular of all those threads? Yours is the only one to have reached 600 posts and it surely won't be long until it reaches 1000.
>>669
I live a highly regimented life. I have that particular task of yours scheduled for AD 2012 FEB 16 THU 1530 HR EST.
>>670
I am greatly in favor of them, for they exhibit a strong memetic characteristic, and it is upon memes that /lounge/ and FOARchan are built. FOARchan is the Internet Meme Machine.
>>670 And how does it feel be in the most popular of all those threads?
More general concerns aside, I am quite titillated by my /lounge/ popularity. The "Official ask RedCream Questions Thread" (OARCQT) is just another factor in that massive, massive popularity.
>>676
Oooooh! You believe you trounced me with that, did you not? Well, I repudiate that. Your utterance is repudiated. You have made the repudiated utterance.
Oooooh! I am really steamed like a clam now!
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Anonymous2012-02-11 23:27
>>677
Face it, you have been owned. Decisively and utterly owned. ADMIT YOUR ROLE
>>678
I am now reaching lava levels of heat at being so falsely accused. You are risking the unleashing of the fucking fury. Uppercase words may be used indiscriminantly. Do you really want to uncork that bottle, punk?
>>680
What? No! You talked the talk, now pay for walking the walk. Face Darth Embowel or face other consequences.
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Anonymous2012-02-12 2:23
Why would Sally sell seashells down by the seashore? It seems like a terrible business model. I mean, couldn't I just pick a seashell up off of the seashore for free?
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Anonymous2012-02-12 9:58
>>681
Stop pretending you faggot! Not so long ago you claimed video-games were for, and I quote ''pasty-white, basement-dwelling, virgin-nerd Cheetos eaters with orange-stained fingers wiped not-so-clean on their bulging center sections.''
It's right here >>634. So you're either a fuckin' nerd, or don't play SWTOR at all! CUNT!
Oh and, you were fucking owned, admit it, ADMIT YOUR ROLE
>>682 Why would Sally sell seashells down by the seashore? It seems like a terrible business model. I mean, couldn't I just pick a seashell up off of the seashore for free?
I assume (as is rational) that Sally's selectiveness supplies superior shell stock.
>>683
You are making the assumption that there is one person behind the RedCream persona. Your failure (fail-your?) to consider such a possibility leads you into a pathetic realm which merits our scorn.
>>684
I wear no mask, except that which hides true identity. Since that is the norm for FOARchan, it is then in effect not a true masking.
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Anonymous2012-02-13 3:46
Did you go to a petting zoo? Petted stuff?
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Anonymous2012-02-13 4:32
What's your fursona?
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Anonymous2012-02-13 5:45
Does World4ch ever get boring for you?
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Anonymous2012-02-13 10:15
Has trolling /sci/ ever become boring to you?
To me it has, after I realized it's just always the same autists getting mad and replying to my posts, while all of us are wasting our time.
>>693
No. Violent Simians Guy and Peak Oil Fundie will never tire of slamming those pasty-white, basement-dwelling, virgin-nerd Cheetos eaters. NEVAR! The sad part of it all, is that I am not trolling. Everything I say there is true, except for the "juice me" and blueberry stuff, for which I have a strange fascination.
A word often used in place of persona when said persona is an animal, anthropomorphic or otherwise. Adaptive to suggest any other non-human characters or aliases.
Kream how do you feel people spelling your name "Kream" ?
>>703
1/ From the definition given, I do not have a 'fursona'. That answer is complete.
2/ I do not mind the spelling. Their innovation in such things is merely envy writ small.
3/ To conclude this missive, I am not the man in the iron mask. This is a modern age for materials science, hence you should consider that masks can be made of other forms of structured matter.
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Anonymous2012-02-14 12:56
Have you ever been trolled really hard on 4chan?
I mean not the funny kind of trolling, but the kind that makes you mad and angry.
>>705
Not to my recollection, and given your description, one reasonably expects that such a provocation would have been remembered, hence my answer arrives in a state of high confidence.
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Anonymous2012-02-14 14:25
Do you see Assad stepping down as Syria's overlord?
How will the Greece situation end? Should the people put up with the austerity cuts?
>>707
I do not know, but I do know there is only so far that this "Arab Spring" nonsense can go. There is a lot of cultural supporting in the Arab World for their nutty, crusading religion. Do you actually believe the Imams in Iran kill and oppress all those people with just a few guys with machine guns?
The Greece situation will end with a bastardized version of the EU that will socialize the banker losses (up to US$4 trillion) as much as possible. Socialized cost means that the bulk of the effects must strike the lowest classes.
And it does not matter if the people put up with cuts or not. There is no magic money machine. Cuts will be implemented regardless; anything like a real debate will involve where the cuts are imposed, not if they are imposed. And the 'where' will usually fall upon the less powerful classes. Government workers in Greece really have no power, hence their benefits will get cut. They can riot all they like.
>>718
Read it again. Do you actually believe a few hundred Mullahs control millions upon millions of people in Iran with just a few thousand guys with guns? Shit! They control Iran since the Iranians want to be controlled by religious despots. That is what their silly religion tells them to do, so they do it.
When you oppress a people, the people allow you to oppress them. That is the bottom line.
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Anonymous2012-02-15 16:35
How can I become as successful and popular as RedCream?
What if your people are so suppressed you've forgot how to revolt and any dissent against the regime is punishable by death? I'd like to see you protest in that situation. What about in 2009 when the students protested?
I said: "what what, in the butt?"
I said: "what what, in the butt?"
Wanna do it in the butt? (in the butt)
Wanna do it in the butt? (in the butt)
Let's do it in my butt. (okay)
RedCream, why so blue? Too green with envy? It's making you white as a ghost.
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Anonymous2012-02-20 3:17
Who the fuck are all these people I am supposed to ask questions to? I read some of their posts and they just seems like painfully average and boring people.
>>793
Try to not concentrate on the bad events that caused such sadness, and develop more appreciation of life through increased recollection of the good events.
>>794
Oh, you have to get up a lot earlier to catch this old horse with a trick like that.
>>795
I have no walnuts to throw, and even if I did, I would not throw them, since walnuts can be consumed for sustenance. ^_^
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OP!UofeyHYdiM2012-02-21 12:01
>>796
How do I appreciate good events when I never experienced them?
>>799
The title of this thred is "Official ask RedCream Questions Thread", and the asking of questions implies that they are answered. You are fighting against this thred's very purpose, hence you are structurally incorrect on that basis.
"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
>>950
Thank you, RedCream. Would you like me to post about you on /jp/ this March, or is only /lounge/ worthy of knowledge of your existence?
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Anonymous2012-02-27 22:15
>>957
Nobody but you cares about those shitty board, you silly putty.
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Anonymous2012-02-27 22:32
>>957
You're really that idiot? Some faggot drop you a compliment and you're going to tell a shitty board how great the compliment was, how insightful the faggot is and how satisfied you are?
>>965
I know to wait until March! My Valentine's gift to them was to abstain from posting all month. And by Anonymous, did you mean RedCream? There's a bit of a difference between the two. If you didn't... Anonymous, do you mind?
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Anonymous2012-02-27 23:17
>>965 My Valentine's gift to them was to abstain from posting all month
That was quite nice of you. Oh and I just realized: I don't hate you anymore. I will still bully you there and then but only for the sake of it.
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Anonymous2012-02-28 4:22
>>953 or WT Snacks, the person responsible for letting FOARchan crash far too often?
How is it pleasurable to be cummed inside? I was under the impression that you can't feel the cum until it's dribbling down your legs. Besides, isn't being cummed inside an indication that the enjoyment must end for a while? I don't understand how this works, please help
>>970
During one of my younger-year outings as a gold panner in the Yukon area of Canada, I got roaring drunk with another few panners. Unwisely and obviously alcohol-fueled, I challenged one of the other men to a duel, with pistols, over some slight that I can not recall now for the life of me. Equally inebriated, he accepted. Being surrounded by other men in a similar state, no one stopped us from grabbing our guns, going to a nearby stream (the forest precluding other open areas), and then upon mutual agreement, firing at one another commenced. It was dark, hence hard to see, since the night was cloudy. Being drunker than skunks, no one thought to bring a flashlight. So there we were, blasting away at each other, missing entirely each time, momentarily lighting up the stream between us just enough with each muzzle flash to encourage us to continue. To date, I remain unsure (1) how far away from each other that we were, (2) how long this exchange took place, and finally (3) how much ammo we even had to play with in the first place.
That seems sufficiently manly to you, yes? Sometimes I wonder why I survived my 20s with all the foolishness I indulged in.