/lounge/ - Official ask RedCream Questions Thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 4:01

What does [rem] do?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-11-06 9:19

>>197
Sane-ish?

Name: RedCream 2011-11-06 19:04

>>200-kun, GOOD ONE. Your standing on the sanity scale is assured.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-11-06 23:42

YES I AM'
yes i AM h
YEs, i am,
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Name: RedCream 2011-11-07 0:47

>>202
Whoa, nelly! Spastic forms of behavior from the Futuristipastica are cause for reduced standing! It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again! Peace out!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 18:07

lol

Name: RedCream 2011-11-07 22:40

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Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-11-07 23:10

If I can control it does that make me sane?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 10:51

lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 14:41

So, I'm playing this video game and I'm fighting this while fish shit thing, and it keeps moving too much and I'm having a hell of a time beating the shit out of it since it moves so much, though I do manage to break it's horns, damage it's tail, break it's mane, and pretty much kicking the shit out of it.

Should I just get by it's throat and keep hitting it until it dies?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 19:43

>>208
Why don't you make love to it? That usually works for me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 20:23

>>205

Do you have one of those for homosexual tendencies?

Name: RedCream 2011-11-10 0:54

>>210-kun, no, since as far as I understand the latest research on the topic, homosexuality is a constant, not a variable.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-10 0:58

>>211
So on your scale it must be rated at flaming.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-11-11 10:20

I keel. ^-^

Name: RedCream 2011-11-11 10:50

>>212-kotai, on that scale, individual numbers are those constants, hence the term "constant". In my case, it is the number zero (0).

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 0:17

die

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 2:00

RedCream,

You make my 0A1

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 2:48

>>214
Zero heterosexual.

Name: RedCream 2011-11-12 3:35

Alright, which of you dorks put a drive-by virus downloader at this site?

http://redcream.com/

(Do not go there until you have updated your virus scanner.)

Bunch of dicks. Dicks everywhere, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 4:18

>>218

URL analysis tool Result
Avira Clean site
BitDefender Clean site
Dr.Web Clean site
G-Data Clean site
Malc0de Database Clean site
MalwareDomainList Clean site
Opera Clean site
ParetoLogic Clean site
Phishtank Clean site
TrendMicro Unrated site
Websense ThreatSeeker Unrated site
Wepawet Unrated site

Normalized URL: http://redcream.com/
Content-Type: text/html

RedCream,
What malware drive by did you detect?

Name: BReadcream 2011-12-26 2:39

So what have you been up to than? :S

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 4:47

How much can you deadlift? Do you have gyno?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 5:16

FUCKIN TRIPS

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 6:47

Hey Red, why do Jews from Alberta Canada get so racist?
http://unicorndefinition.blogspot.com/2011/10/behind-scenes-of-most-racist-website-in.html

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 13:52

>>220
Well, BreadCream, you puffed-up thing you, I have been up to 5-11, maybe 5-11-1/4.

>>221
I can deadlift one corpse.

I do not know what "gyno" is. How can I possibly have it, if I do not know what it is?

>>223
DEM JUZE

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 14:18

>>224
How can I possibly know that I have it, if I do not know what it is?
Fixxe'd.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 16:07

>>225

Not fixed. My statement was correct.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:07

>>226
fagmondoid

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 18:23

>>227
That is not even English.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:34

oh wow, this board is worse than /b/

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 18:41

>>229
That is simply impossible. No bord is worse than /b/. /b/ is full of criminals and ham.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:45

>that feel when no gf

How does RedCream handle it?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 19:08

>>231
Handle what? My gf? With both hands.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 20:21

日本語で話しましょう？　楽しいですよね！

Name: RedCream 2011-12-27 0:34

[CONTINUED]
... and with my dick, but I do not ever consider my dick to 'handle' things. My hands 'handle' things. My dick penetrates things. Like my gf.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 2:50

Why are you such a faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 8:14

Do you feel lonely, RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 10:31

>>224
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

Name: GL 2011-12-27 17:02

You should totally come back to /sci/.
We're in need of good trolls.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-27 21:57

>>235
"Such" a faggot implies that I am a faggot in the first place. That is not true. So your question contains no applicability.

>>236
No. I am not that mentally weak.

>>238
I poast on /sci/ with some regularity. Did you not notice?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 7:34

>>239
can you explain dat feel when caught seat sniffing for the benefit for those who arent sfbe

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 9:34

>>239
Answer the question, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 11:48

Can I suck your dick? (no homo)

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 13:32

>>242
Mr. Reddings firmly believes that engaging in fellatio with another male is not indicative of homosexuality.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 15:19

>>243
balls touching etc

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 15:21

What is your favourite species of the order Lepidoptera?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-28 18:27

>>240
I... wait, what?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-28 18:32

>>241
Wrong poaster, buddy. Surely you are not talking to me.

>>242
No. Neither sucker nor suckee be.

>>245
Lepidoptera? Assuredly you refer to a large order of insects that includes moths and butterflies. If so, then I must say that at no point in time have I ever beheld a Lepidopteran such that I then slowly reached down to gave my balls a tug.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-12-28 20:50

RedCream is actually the color bread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 21:00

Hey RedCream, how do I greentext and boldtext and other cool oldfag stuff?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 9:39

>>246

SFBE is often caught sniffing seats. Can you explain how he feels when he is caught

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 13:27

Does God exist?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-29 13:57

>>249
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1325180475/4
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1201991937/9

>>250
I would hope he feels shame. It is ever my fear that he does not, and instead feels enriched and elevated, so that he will commit such a crime again, and again.

>>251
Gilgamesh existed once. That is all we know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 16:13

Thank you, RedCream.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-12-29 18:02

RedCream you are bread.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-29 18:19

>>254
Whoa! Do you not dare to butter me!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:30

2^8 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:52

Have you ever dabbled in the dark arts of computer programming? How did it go?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-12-29 22:01

>>255
^-^

Name: RedCream 2011-12-30 0:38

>>257
Some. There was enough illumination that it really did not qualify as the dark arts. More like the slightly dimmed arts.

I do not do that stuff anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 2:17

Or maybe the puce arts

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 2:52

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: RedCream 2011-12-30 6:09

HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Name: U MAD? 2011-12-30 6:11

>>262
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfwdi9eKY71qzlgbao1_r1_400.gif

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 6:22

>>259
why not?

Also any chance you'll open a formspring account?

>>262
At least put the email in, you failure of a cloan!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 9:32

What is your opinion on Friedrich Nietzsche?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 18:16

lol

Name: RedCream 2011-12-30 23:35

>>264
I came (iCame, I caem) from a previous era, where your measure was taken from your experience. The rules of that era no longer apply.

There is little to no chance that I'll formspring.

>>265
He was too obsessed with questions orbiting a fictional entity. He can be safely dismissed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 23:46

>>267

http://i.imgur.com/BYTNY.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 10:04

I HAVE EATEN REDCREAM THE BREAD

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 17:48

lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 20:28

Happy New Year, RedCream!!

Name: RedCream 2011-12-31 22:39

I stupid.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-31 23:57

>>271
Thank you most kindly and with warmest regard for your having a fine holiday season.

Name: ‍ 2012-01-01 5:07

Did you gobble so much that you wobbled? ‍

Name: RedCream 2012-01-01 5:20

>>274
I never gobble, so no, by implication.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 5:40

Have you read your sick pea today?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 11:48

Do you drink tea? What type? How often?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-01 12:20

>>275
Cloan, I will goatfinger you.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-01 12:37

>>275
Cloan.

>>278
Another cloan.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 0:49

>>276
I can not even begin to know what that means.

>>277
Any old Orange Pekoe will do, and almost daily at that. I have noticed that coffee makes my urine stink. I will not have foul urine in my life, I can tell you that much.

>>278-279
Cloans. Admit your roles.

Name: VictorBathhouseProprietor 2012-01-02 6:15

>>280
So your more a fresh urine guy?

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Danke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 7:30

>>280
I can not even begin to know what that means.
S-I-C-P
SICP

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 7:47

http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 11:06

RedCream, what do you think about CloudFlare? Think it's any good? Is 4chan better off without it or what?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 15:29

>>280
Get out cloan.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 16:13

>>281
So your more a fresh urine guy?
Well, we are each and every one of us exposed to the reality of our own urine. We must deal with urine and feces to some degree. It is omnipresent.

>>282
S-I-C-P
SICP
Wait, did you just invite me to "stick into colon please"?

>>284
RedCream, what do you think about CloudFlare?
I think they are running a Beowulf Cluster of Commodore VIC-20s. That is precisely what I think. It is like they are some sort of shady Kazakhstani operation running primary to launder cash from nearby Opium farms. moot and WT Snax really shit the bed this time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 16:19

>>286
you ninconpoop dunderhead! http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:00

>>287
OMG MIT sells gay porno

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:05

>>288
Chomsky works there, why you think he has all those young male pHD students. No seriously he is a known queer on the campus, ask Shini he used to post here.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 18:44

I have killed >>286-cloan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 22:40

>>290
good

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 10:59

lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:00

Where can I find the docs on the HTTP POAST method?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:06

What is your opinion on the Touhou project?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-03 19:14

Shut up

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 19:29

>>297
Fuck you, nigger faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 19:33

>>296
How rude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:17

>>297
Eek~ a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:22

>>298
You truly are a most rude and unlounge-like person. I suggest you sit back, relax, pop a bottle of cabernet sauvignon, listen to some soothing jazzy lounge music, and allow your pants to slide.

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202 Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-11-06 23:42

203 Name: RedCream 2011-11-07 0:47

204 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-07 18:07

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206 Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-11-07 23:10

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213 Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-11-11 10:20

214 Name: RedCream 2011-11-11 10:50

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217 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 2:48

218 Name: RedCream 2011-11-12 3:35

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