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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 4:01

What does [rem] do?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 16:13

>>281
So your more a fresh urine guy?
Well, we are each and every one of us exposed to the reality of our own urine. We must deal with urine and feces to some degree. It is omnipresent.

>>282
S-I-C-P
SICP
Wait, did you just invite me to "stick into colon please"?

>>284
RedCream, what do you think about CloudFlare?
I think they are running a Beowulf Cluster of Commodore VIC-20s. That is precisely what I think. It is like they are some sort of shady Kazakhstani operation running primary to launder cash from nearby Opium farms. moot and WT Snax really shit the bed this time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 16:19

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:00

>>287
OMG MIT sells gay porno

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:05

>>288
Chomsky works there, why you think he has all those young male pHD students.  No seriously he is a known queer on the campus, ask Shini he used to post here.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 18:44

I have killed >>286-cloan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 22:40

>>290
good

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 10:59

lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:00

Where can I find the docs on the HTTP POAST method?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:06

What is your opinion on the Touhou project?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-03 19:14

Shut up

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 19:29

>>297
Fuck you, nigger faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 19:33

>>296
How rude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:17

>>297
Eek~ a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:22

>>298
You truly are a most rude and unlounge-like person. I suggest you sit back, relax, pop a bottle of cabernet sauvignon, listen to some soothing jazzy lounge music, and allow your pants to slide.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:29

>>299
I'm sorry, I'll try to be a more lounge-like individual as of now. I apologize for my actions so far and hope that you find it in your heart to forgive me.



Also:









300 GET

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 7:02

>>224
you friend are a deep level retard,, your knowledge about bodybuild is close to zero and i truly mean it ,, both natural and hormonized,,even in the natural which doesnt exisist your knowledge is zero ,, you just talk balonie all the time its embarsing for you to be honest,,'

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 8:00

>>300
Don't be sorry, he is a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 8:26

>>302
There's nothing queer about what >>300 said. I'm straight and do all those things while browsing /lounge/, though replace wine with brown ale.

Name: >>303 2012-01-04 8:27

* >>299

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 8:43

>>303
He drinks a shitty wine named after its varietal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 16:11

Consider the following:

You are wandering through the tundra. You have not eaten, drank or slept in 20 hours. Your only solace and peace of mind is in putting one foot in front of the other, trudging forward. You're making slow progress and night is falling. You know that the chances of you surviving the night are negligible at best.

You stumble and fall face first into the snow. It must be uncomfortable, but in your current state it feels like falling onto a nice fluffy mattress. With an immense effort, you lift your head and look straight ahead. The sun is setting to your left, casting half of everything you see with an unnatural looking orange colour. Everything else is already enveloped in shadow.

And, standing right in front of you, its majestic monochrome fur outlined in gold on its leftward flank, is a giant panda. It is staring right into your eyes.

What would your reaction be to this situation, RedCream?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-04 16:46

>>306
A very sudden and pronounced prominent member.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 3:11

>>307
I have a pronounced and prominent member right here for you, 'Cream. *Grabs dick* *Is 2 inches fully erect*

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 4:29

redcream what would have to happen inside me body to make me urine come out in gas form when I try to pee?
These are the things that concern me you see.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:14

Hey, RedCream, are you still panning for gold up in the Yukon?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:17

Hey RedCream, which Touhou games have you 1cc'd already?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:22

Where are my fucking toe nails? I cut them and now I can't find em anymore ;(

Name: !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-09 12:15

i'm under attack ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 12:40

>>313
YOU FAKE!

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-09 15:36

>>314

I'm not a fake ;-;

Name: !kqS70feGdg 2012-01-09 21:14

>>315
Yes you are!!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-09 21:28

>>311
Touhou? 1cc? What are these arcane terms you are using?

>>312
They get snipped off with sizable force with respect to their low mass, hence they acquire great velocity that is greatly dependent on initial conditions. So the locus of their positions is large.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 21:51

>>317
Cream! Are you still panning for gold up in the Yukon!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-09 21:58

>>318
Sadly, I cashed out of that particular business a short while before a big run up on gold. I sold all my sluices and earthmoving equipment. I was just joking before about having a donkey to move stuff around when I was in a dig. I used a backhoe.

Thank you for remembering, however. I made so-so money at it, and I have no regrets. Well, not many anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 22:05

>>319
Ah, I see. It was interesting to read stories about your gold panning adventures. Are you staying in Canada? Or have you decided to relocate back to the US? Also, are you doing anything interesting to get by these days?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-09 22:35

Thank you. I have moved back to the USA on a permanent basis since this nation has fairly lax fraud enforcement. As you may surmise, I have gotten into the property-fraud business. I am having people pay me rent, but I am not the landlord. The risks keep me awake at night sometimes, but the great money flowing in is inarguable to the effort. Dredging for gold is real work; filing a few papers and then changing some locks, is dead easy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 23:47

>>321

Gold panning

Do you have an interest in History, not just gold mining but a general interest and do you read non-fiction books?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 11:26

Cloan, why do you feel the need to poast such barbaric nonsense as if you were a rabid dog desperatly humping and sucking on the teats of insolence and malcontent.

As I lick and gently nibble on this member before me I wonder, were did this habit of mine come from? Is it from my mother? Her penis addiction always did cause me and my dad great grief.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 11:48

>>322
I read voraciously, arriving at my particular erudition, much to the chagrin of >>323-cloan, who is a cloan, since there is no probable way that I would make such atrocious spelling and grammatical errors in my poastings (except for intentional ones, like "poast", "cloan", "moar", etc.).

I have an interest in history (little-H), but this interest has fallen into abeyance once I arrived at the well-documented conclusion that Humanity does not learn from history.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 13:10

>>324

On a scale of 1 to 10, how masculine are you?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 13:15

>>325
Eight. I must dock myself a couple of Man Points since I do not abuse women.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 13:20

>>326
I had no idea that to be a real man you had to abuse women. I learned something new today.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 13:22

>>327
You did not know that already? What do you see when you watch men interact with women over the decades? The extremity of male behavior involves both using people selfishly, and that means women in particular, and that means abuse.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 13:32

>>328
Good to know. I'll try to be more manly from now on.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 14:26

>>329
Sadly, there is no shortage of females that will consent to your manly behavior as it impinges upon their lives. Yet if a victim does not complain, it is specious to claim there is a victim in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 16:48

Do you still post on /sci/ as the violent simians guy? And do you post on any other website besides 4chan, because I know I saw you post on the Tablecat's Lounge.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 20:01

>>331
As for the former, I do have that honor. But my time is limited for such foolishness, and I poast on no other websites but FOARchan. I only poasted on Tablecat's Lounge when moot and WT Snax allowed their extreme homosexual behavior to interfere with the smooth operation of this site.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 0:32

triples

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 0:36

Who the fuck is RedCream?
You bring dishonor to your families masturbating over a pseudonymous user.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-11 1:33

>>334
Who the fuck is RedCream?
You are displaying a level of ignorance that you should be very embarrassed by.

You must research: http://dis.4chan.org/list/lounge

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 7:21

Not knowing who Cream is should be an insult to mankind. I say we let RedCream decide what to do with >>334.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-11 10:29

>>316

I am not ;-;
RedCream help!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 10:59

>>337
FAKER!! BRING BACK THE REEL Futuristipastica!!

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-11 16:38


But I am the real Futur!

What am I supposed to do?! ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:58

>>339
Kiss me, you fool.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-11 17:01


But i'm not gay ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 17:16

>>341
You are now! *grabs love letter*

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-12 10:28


;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 10:33

>>343

⌒-⌒

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 10:54

Cream, when will the dead rise?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-12 11:35

>>345
Never. Obviously. If they could rise, they would not be dead in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 12:50

>>346
BUT THEY PROPHETIZED SO!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-12 14:30

Look, >>347-kun, it is not a matter of prophecy. It is a matter of physical definition. If you can re-animate, then there must remain a necessary quantity of animus itself, therefore you are not 'dead'. To be dead, you must have no animus at all.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-12 14:35

>>344

^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 15:07

>>349
IN YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 15:41

>>350
Butthole Urination Technician #58976, report for duty at laboratory #25.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 23:27

no

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 2:08

check

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 2:09

them

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 2:09

<---- dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 2:12

>>355
Fuck off.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 10:15

>>352-356
These are not questions, much less questions for RedCream.

Who will solve this problem?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 10:28

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 11:03

>>358
On occasion the Congress makes noises about passing legislation that would clearly destroy the viability of the Internet. They back down eventually. This time they've passed one of those things, so it remains to be seen how actual enforcement goes. If enforcement runs people off the Internet, then there's going to be an Internet collapse within the USA. And the Congress is going to find out the hard way how much of the Internet is used for porn.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-13 12:25

There's been a lot of talk about ending anonymity on the internet. Know this though, there will ALWAYS be a way to obtain it by those who know how. Up up down down left left right left left right, then b a start the screen goes white...

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 12:33

If it were up to ``them'', we would only be to access the Internet with some sort of ID card, and every thing you said, and did would be scrutinized by the Internet Police Department. You know, for your own security.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 13:25

Do you consider anonymity to be 4chan's strongest feature, or the lack of registration?

There is a difference.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 16:10

>>362
It is a practical anonymity, not a real anonymity, and that does all the work. Registration does not secure identity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 16:21

THE DEAD WILL RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES BEFORE SUNRISE, HEED MY WARNING AND FLEE FROM THIS PLANET BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 20:28

STOP IT! STOP IT!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 23:12

Redcream, wanna cuddle? :3c

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 23:14

>>366
No, but you may stroake your own genitals while thinking of me. I am oapen-minded and would never deny anyone their basic civil rights, such as the right to pleasure one's self.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 23:32

[06:07:05 PM] }--{Rachy}--: i walked over and said what do u think ur
              doing
[06:07:09 PM] The Un-kanch: i liked that
[06:07:11 PM] The Un-kanch: one the bst
[06:07:12 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hehe
[06:07:25 PM] The Un-kanch: best
[06:07:45 PM] The Un-kanch: i do with my pen and mouse what you do
              with your voice
[06:08:37 PM] }--{Rachy}--: :D
[06:09:22 PM] The Un-kanch: one day i'm going to give you that drawing
              i did of you.
[06:09:27 PM] The Un-kanch: the actual drawing
[06:09:56 PM] }--{Rachy}--: that would be nice
[06:09:57 PM] }--{Rachy}--: :)
[06:10:18 PM] The Un-kanch: i'm looking at it right now. and
              coincidentally, it's drawn on the week of christmas
[06:10:30 PM] }--{Rachy}--: coincedentally?
[06:10:49 PM] The Un-kanch: your head is on the 22nd, your boobs on
              the 23rd and your hand dips into the 25th
[06:10:50 PM] The Un-kanch: ahahaha
[06:10:55 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hahhahah
[06:11:04 PM] }--{Rachy}--: boob day
[06:11:14 PM] The Un-kanch: yes, dec 23 from now on will be known as
              boob day
[06:11:49 PM] }--{Rachy}--: lol
[06:11:56 PM] }--{Rachy}--: did i shock u damo
[06:12:01 PM] The Un-kanch: what?
[06:12:02 PM] The Un-kanch: when?
[06:12:06 PM] }--{Rachy}--: anytime
[06:12:08 PM] }--{Rachy}--: i was asking
[06:12:21 PM] The Un-kanch: what, you mean, did you shock me anytime
              when we met yesterday
[06:12:27 PM] }--{Rachy}--: yes
[06:12:29 PM] The Un-kanch: nope
[06:12:30 PM] The Un-kanch: did i?
[06:12:33 PM] }--{Rachy}--: nope
[06:12:51 PM] The Un-kanch: remember i came stumbling down the hill
              and banged into you
[06:12:52 PM] The Un-kanch: hahaha
[06:13:28 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hahah
[06:13:30 PM] }--{Rachy}--: typical dmao
[06:13:36 PM] The Un-kanch: yep

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 3:47

What is REdCream's view of L33tUKZj5I?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 6:42

i found a 1930s book on gold mining today
basically a field guide to mining by your self

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 11:42

What year were you born? Also what month?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 11:52

>>369
RedCream is L33tUK. And every other /lounge/ personality ever.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-14 12:02

>>372 This post made by Redcream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 12:06

>>373
EAT ENGLISH MUFF!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 12:48

>>369
Who? I can not be tasked nor troubled to recall all poasters to /lounge/ not matter how much in esteem such are held.

>>370
Good luck with it. It is hard work. I mean, really hard work.

>>371
That is extremely private information. But, I will tell you that I was born on the day of the ram, in the month of the bull, in the season of the hare, in the year of the elk. My tribe therefore called me Rambull Harelk, and I grew into a fine warrior.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-14 13:11


Redcream is bread ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 13:29

>>376
Futuristipastica is special sauce on top an ice-cream magical girl moé moé kyun

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 15:58

>>375
what was your last meal?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 16:39

itt RedCream talking to himself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 17:08

>>379
Shut up, Cream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 17:16

HYMEN

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 18:01

I'm afraid I got some dumb bitch pregnant. :/

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 18:06

>>378
What do you mean?

Do you mean the meal that I ate last before the next one that I anticipate, or the meal that is assigned to me as my last meal ever?

In the latter case, I have not had such an assignment, hence the answer there is a null set. It may be filled later depending on circumstances.

The the former case, I had mashed potatoes and ham. Just a quick dinner.

>>379
No.

>>380
Not me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 18:43

Something is off about RedCream, like he's somebody else.

I fear we may be talking to a cloan here.

:/

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 20:01

>>384-san, I can assure you I am not a cloan. There are many cloans, but I am the one true RedCream.

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