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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 4:01

What does [rem] do?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 11:26

Cloan, why do you feel the need to poast such barbaric nonsense as if you were a rabid dog desperatly humping and sucking on the teats of insolence and malcontent.

As I lick and gently nibble on this member before me I wonder, were did this habit of mine come from? Is it from my mother? Her penis addiction always did cause me and my dad great grief.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 11:48

>>322
I read voraciously, arriving at my particular erudition, much to the chagrin of >>323-cloan, who is a cloan, since there is no probable way that I would make such atrocious spelling and grammatical errors in my poastings (except for intentional ones, like "poast", "cloan", "moar", etc.).

I have an interest in history (little-H), but this interest has fallen into abeyance once I arrived at the well-documented conclusion that Humanity does not learn from history.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 13:10

>>324

On a scale of 1 to 10, how masculine are you?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 13:15

>>325
Eight. I must dock myself a couple of Man Points since I do not abuse women.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 13:20

>>326
I had no idea that to be a real man you had to abuse women. I learned something new today.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 13:22

>>327
You did not know that already? What do you see when you watch men interact with women over the decades? The extremity of male behavior involves both using people selfishly, and that means women in particular, and that means abuse.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 13:32

>>328
Good to know. I'll try to be more manly from now on.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 14:26

>>329
Sadly, there is no shortage of females that will consent to your manly behavior as it impinges upon their lives. Yet if a victim does not complain, it is specious to claim there is a victim in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 16:48

Do you still post on /sci/ as the violent simians guy? And do you post on any other website besides 4chan, because I know I saw you post on the Tablecat's Lounge.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-10 20:01

>>331
As for the former, I do have that honor. But my time is limited for such foolishness, and I poast on no other websites but FOARchan. I only poasted on Tablecat's Lounge when moot and WT Snax allowed their extreme homosexual behavior to interfere with the smooth operation of this site.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 0:32

triples

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 0:36

Who the fuck is RedCream?
You bring dishonor to your families masturbating over a pseudonymous user.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-11 1:33

>>334
Who the fuck is RedCream?
You are displaying a level of ignorance that you should be very embarrassed by.

You must research: http://dis.4chan.org/list/lounge

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 7:21

Not knowing who Cream is should be an insult to mankind. I say we let RedCream decide what to do with >>334.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-11 10:29

>>316

I am not ;-;
RedCream help!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 10:59

>>337
FAKER!! BRING BACK THE REEL Futuristipastica!!

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-11 16:38


But I am the real Futur!

What am I supposed to do?! ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 16:58

>>339
Kiss me, you fool.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-11 17:01


But i'm not gay ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 17:16

>>341
You are now! *grabs love letter*

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-12 10:28


;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 10:33

>>343

⌒-⌒

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 10:54

Cream, when will the dead rise?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-12 11:35

>>345
Never. Obviously. If they could rise, they would not be dead in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 12:50

>>346
BUT THEY PROPHETIZED SO!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-12 14:30

Look, >>347-kun, it is not a matter of prophecy. It is a matter of physical definition. If you can re-animate, then there must remain a necessary quantity of animus itself, therefore you are not 'dead'. To be dead, you must have no animus at all.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-12 14:35

>>344

^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 15:07

>>349
IN YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 15:41

>>350
Butthole Urination Technician #58976, report for duty at laboratory #25.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 23:27

no

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 2:08

check

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 2:09

them

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 2:09

<---- dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 2:12

>>355
Fuck off.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 10:15

>>352-356
These are not questions, much less questions for RedCream.

Who will solve this problem?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 10:28

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 11:03

>>358
On occasion the Congress makes noises about passing legislation that would clearly destroy the viability of the Internet. They back down eventually. This time they've passed one of those things, so it remains to be seen how actual enforcement goes. If enforcement runs people off the Internet, then there's going to be an Internet collapse within the USA. And the Congress is going to find out the hard way how much of the Internet is used for porn.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-13 12:25

There's been a lot of talk about ending anonymity on the internet. Know this though, there will ALWAYS be a way to obtain it by those who know how. Up up down down left left right left left right, then b a start the screen goes white...

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 12:33

If it were up to ``them'', we would only be to access the Internet with some sort of ID card, and every thing you said, and did would be scrutinized by the Internet Police Department. You know, for your own security.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 13:25

Do you consider anonymity to be 4chan's strongest feature, or the lack of registration?

There is a difference.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 16:10

>>362
It is a practical anonymity, not a real anonymity, and that does all the work. Registration does not secure identity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 16:21

THE DEAD WILL RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES BEFORE SUNRISE, HEED MY WARNING AND FLEE FROM THIS PLANET BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 20:28

STOP IT! STOP IT!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 23:12

Redcream, wanna cuddle? :3c

Name: RedCream 2012-01-13 23:14

>>366
No, but you may stroake your own genitals while thinking of me. I am oapen-minded and would never deny anyone their basic civil rights, such as the right to pleasure one's self.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 23:32

[06:07:05 PM] }--{Rachy}--: i walked over and said what do u think ur
              doing
[06:07:09 PM] The Un-kanch: i liked that
[06:07:11 PM] The Un-kanch: one the bst
[06:07:12 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hehe
[06:07:25 PM] The Un-kanch: best
[06:07:45 PM] The Un-kanch: i do with my pen and mouse what you do
              with your voice
[06:08:37 PM] }--{Rachy}--: :D
[06:09:22 PM] The Un-kanch: one day i'm going to give you that drawing
              i did of you.
[06:09:27 PM] The Un-kanch: the actual drawing
[06:09:56 PM] }--{Rachy}--: that would be nice
[06:09:57 PM] }--{Rachy}--: :)
[06:10:18 PM] The Un-kanch: i'm looking at it right now. and
              coincidentally, it's drawn on the week of christmas
[06:10:30 PM] }--{Rachy}--: coincedentally?
[06:10:49 PM] The Un-kanch: your head is on the 22nd, your boobs on
              the 23rd and your hand dips into the 25th
[06:10:50 PM] The Un-kanch: ahahaha
[06:10:55 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hahhahah
[06:11:04 PM] }--{Rachy}--: boob day
[06:11:14 PM] The Un-kanch: yes, dec 23 from now on will be known as
              boob day
[06:11:49 PM] }--{Rachy}--: lol
[06:11:56 PM] }--{Rachy}--: did i shock u damo
[06:12:01 PM] The Un-kanch: what?
[06:12:02 PM] The Un-kanch: when?
[06:12:06 PM] }--{Rachy}--: anytime
[06:12:08 PM] }--{Rachy}--: i was asking
[06:12:21 PM] The Un-kanch: what, you mean, did you shock me anytime
              when we met yesterday
[06:12:27 PM] }--{Rachy}--: yes
[06:12:29 PM] The Un-kanch: nope
[06:12:30 PM] The Un-kanch: did i?
[06:12:33 PM] }--{Rachy}--: nope
[06:12:51 PM] The Un-kanch: remember i came stumbling down the hill
              and banged into you
[06:12:52 PM] The Un-kanch: hahaha
[06:13:28 PM] }--{Rachy}--: hahah
[06:13:30 PM] }--{Rachy}--: typical dmao
[06:13:36 PM] The Un-kanch: yep

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 3:47

What is REdCream's view of L33tUKZj5I?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 6:42

i found a 1930s book on gold mining today
basically a field guide to mining by your self

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 11:42

What year were you born? Also what month?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 11:52

>>369
RedCream is L33tUK. And every other /lounge/ personality ever.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-14 12:02

>>372 This post made by Redcream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 12:06

>>373
EAT ENGLISH MUFF!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 12:48

>>369
Who? I can not be tasked nor troubled to recall all poasters to /lounge/ not matter how much in esteem such are held.

>>370
Good luck with it. It is hard work. I mean, really hard work.

>>371
That is extremely private information. But, I will tell you that I was born on the day of the ram, in the month of the bull, in the season of the hare, in the year of the elk. My tribe therefore called me Rambull Harelk, and I grew into a fine warrior.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-14 13:11


Redcream is bread ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 13:29

>>376
Futuristipastica is special sauce on top an ice-cream magical girl moé moé kyun

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 15:58

>>375
what was your last meal?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 16:39

itt RedCream talking to himself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 17:08

>>379
Shut up, Cream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 17:16

HYMEN

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 18:01

I'm afraid I got some dumb bitch pregnant. :/

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 18:06

>>378
What do you mean?

Do you mean the meal that I ate last before the next one that I anticipate, or the meal that is assigned to me as my last meal ever?

In the latter case, I have not had such an assignment, hence the answer there is a null set. It may be filled later depending on circumstances.

The the former case, I had mashed potatoes and ham. Just a quick dinner.

>>379
No.

>>380
Not me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 18:43

Something is off about RedCream, like he's somebody else.

I fear we may be talking to a cloan here.

:/

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 20:01

>>384-san, I can assure you I am not a cloan. There are many cloans, but I am the one true RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 20:06

>>385
CLOAN!! Only a cloan would fale so hard at quoting!

Name: :| 2012-01-14 20:07

>>385 Almost like saying out of every piece of corn stuck to a giant turd only one is the true corn.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 21:33

>>384
Need I be the same with each day?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 13:52

I demand the return of DER TRU REDCREAM.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-15 16:05

>>389
I am here as well in >>388. You have nevar been bereft of RedCream-the-Real.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 16:15

>>390
Kreamer, do you have an official fan club? And if not, can I open one myself? I intend to call it, ``The RedCream Of The Crop - Official RedCream Appreciation Society And PUMBLENUTS Aficionados''

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 16:28


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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 16:35

what is a schroedinger butthole?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-15 16:37

>>391
I have no such extant club, and you are more than welcome to start one. I will continue to inspire the masses with my poastings.

>>393
I do not know. Should I google it for you? Or should I use bing.com?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-15 22:26

>>377

^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 23:38

lol

Name: :| 2012-01-16 1:36

>>394

RedCream spewing shit full of shit as usual.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-16 11:50

>>397
Rephrase that as a question.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 11:58

>>397
Be quiet impetuous child go shitpost in another thread.

Name: :| 2012-01-16 12:47

>>398
RedCream spewing shit full of shit as usual?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-16 13:00

>>400
Thank you. And the answer is, no, in both sense. I do not spew shit, and I do not do anything regarded as a spewing of shit, as usual.

Can you be any more wrong? Well, I suppose there is no harm in asking. Assuming that you ever learn from the answers, which is debatable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 13:10

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 13:13

>>402
Great question.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 13:49

CremeVermelho, how many languages do you speak?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-16 14:29

>>404
One. Can you guess it?

Not that this hint would help, but I do fart in Español. I end up sounding like a patán grosero.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 14:44

Who's that kream fellow I keep hearing about?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 15:30

Pizza or chicken wings?
What does RedCream choose?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-16 19:51

>>407
Both. I could always gain a bit of weight.

>>406
A Nazi.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 0:23

>>406
Troll elsewhere.

>>407
I used to eat up those chicken wings, then the whole hotter-than-hell thing about them turned passe. So pizza definitely wins out. Who does not like pizza? Nobody worth mentioning, that is who.

>>408
Obvious cloan is obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 1:03

[09:03:12 PM] Rip City: u heard from clint l8ly?
[09:03:21 PM] Damo: about a week ago
[09:03:36 PM] Damo: still at his hospital job
[09:03:58 PM] Rip City: not comin bak?
[09:04:18 PM] Damo: i don't think so, he's getting better pay
[09:04:24 PM] Rip City: yah
[09:04:25 PM] Damo: HAHAHAa that guy again
[09:04:34 PM] Rip City: he has a NAME damo!
[09:04:39 PM] Damo: i forgot
[09:04:43 PM] Damo: what's his name, Ah Chu?
[09:05:06 PM] Rip City: i cant believe that just made me laugh
              *disappointed head shake*
[09:05:22 PM] Damo: hehe
[09:07:09 PM] Rip City: LMAO he just signed on!
[09:07:16 PM] Rip City: i hadta change it quick smart ay
[09:07:28 PM] Damo: hahaha
[09:07:43 PM] Damo: trying to keep this up as long as possible hey
[09:07:58 PM] Rip City: nah
[09:08:08 PM] Rip City: what the FUCK is my little PONY???
[09:08:21 PM] Damo: huh
[09:08:34 PM] Rip City: that shit u were sayin 2 me
[09:08:39 PM] Rip City: my rittre pny
[09:08:50 PM] Damo: cos you're a baby
[09:09:29 PM] Rip City: and...?
[09:09:36 PM] Damo: yeah.
[09:09:44 PM] Damo: that's super
[09:11:30 PM] Rip City: LOL afternoon delite!
[09:11:56 PM] Damo: she does have a nice BEEhind i wanna put some
              steak sauce on that and ba babababababababa
[09:14:08 PM] Rip City: bababa
[09:14:40 PM] Damo: i don't normally do this. . . but. . . i felt
              compelled. you have an absolutely breathtaking heiny. i
              wanna be friends with it. . .
[09:14:53 PM] Rip City: i want to be ON you
[09:15:00 PM] Damo: lol
[09:16:08 PM] Damo: hey hey hey, she has feelings too!
[09:16:12 PM] Damo: you sound like a gay!
[09:17:53 PM] Rip City: LMAO! A gay
[09:18:06 PM] Rip City: not u sound gay, but u sound like A gay!
[09:18:08 PM] Rip City: LMFAO
[09:18:11 PM] Damo: yeah

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 2:47

Did Kafka write any stories that aren't Kafkaesque?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 4:18

>>411
Yes, some of them were simply Kafkaesque and some were more Kafkaesque than others.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 5:27

Why do we call it asteroids, when in space, but hemoroids, when it's in our anus?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 7:57

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 8:33

I'm new here, who the fuck is RedCream?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 10:08

>>411
In one sense, no, since they were all written by Kafka. In another sense, yes, since not all his works subscribed to the same magical splendor of mysterious horror. Some of his work involves an inherently flabbergasted view of bureaucracy. Other work is pure distorting horror. Perhaps in the latter you might put forth the theory that Kafka was making a comment on the bureaucracy of reality itself, which given the religious feelings of his region and era, is an understandable reaching in interpretation.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 10:13

>>413
Asteroid means "little star". Hemorrhoids means "little disgusting sacs of assblood".

>>414
The United States Chess Federation has ruled your move illegal, and I have you in check still. Move legally this time, Sir, or I will place you into mate and win the game.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 10:18

>>417
way to dodge the question with a pun

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 10:20

>>418
No question was offered. You are confusing a question with a statement, which is a rudimentary error beyond even those in primary educational outlets.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:45

How do I get a girlfriend, RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 15:09

>>417
stop trying to mate with me you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 15:39

>>421
Come here you.*hunf**hunf**huurgghhh**splurt**drip*

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