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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 4:01

What does [rem] do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 18:43

Something is off about RedCream, like he's somebody else.

I fear we may be talking to a cloan here.

:/

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 20:01

>>384-san, I can assure you I am not a cloan. There are many cloans, but I am the one true RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-14 20:06

>>385
CLOAN!! Only a cloan would fale so hard at quoting!

Name: :| 2012-01-14 20:07

>>385 Almost like saying out of every piece of corn stuck to a giant turd only one is the true corn.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-14 21:33

>>384
Need I be the same with each day?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 13:52

I demand the return of DER TRU REDCREAM.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-15 16:05

>>389
I am here as well in >>388. You have nevar been bereft of RedCream-the-Real.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 16:15

>>390
Kreamer, do you have an official fan club? And if not, can I open one myself? I intend to call it, ``The RedCream Of The Crop - Official RedCream Appreciation Society And PUMBLENUTS Aficionados''

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 16:28


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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 16:35

what is a schroedinger butthole?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-15 16:37

>>391
I have no such extant club, and you are more than welcome to start one. I will continue to inspire the masses with my poastings.

>>393
I do not know. Should I google it for you? Or should I use bing.com?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-15 22:26

>>377

^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-15 23:38

lol

Name: :| 2012-01-16 1:36

>>394

RedCream spewing shit full of shit as usual.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-16 11:50

>>397
Rephrase that as a question.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 11:58

>>397
Be quiet impetuous child go shitpost in another thread.

Name: :| 2012-01-16 12:47

>>398
RedCream spewing shit full of shit as usual?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-16 13:00

>>400
Thank you. And the answer is, no, in both sense. I do not spew shit, and I do not do anything regarded as a spewing of shit, as usual.

Can you be any more wrong? Well, I suppose there is no harm in asking. Assuming that you ever learn from the answers, which is debatable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 13:10

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 13:13

>>402
Great question.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 13:49

CremeVermelho, how many languages do you speak?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-16 14:29

>>404
One. Can you guess it?

Not that this hint would help, but I do fart in Español. I end up sounding like a patán grosero.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 14:44

Who's that kream fellow I keep hearing about?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 15:30

Pizza or chicken wings?
What does RedCream choose?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-16 19:51

>>407
Both. I could always gain a bit of weight.

>>406
A Nazi.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 0:23

>>406
Troll elsewhere.

>>407
I used to eat up those chicken wings, then the whole hotter-than-hell thing about them turned passe. So pizza definitely wins out. Who does not like pizza? Nobody worth mentioning, that is who.

>>408
Obvious cloan is obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 1:03

[09:03:12 PM] Rip City: u heard from clint l8ly?
[09:03:21 PM] Damo: about a week ago
[09:03:36 PM] Damo: still at his hospital job
[09:03:58 PM] Rip City: not comin bak?
[09:04:18 PM] Damo: i don't think so, he's getting better pay
[09:04:24 PM] Rip City: yah
[09:04:25 PM] Damo: HAHAHAa that guy again
[09:04:34 PM] Rip City: he has a NAME damo!
[09:04:39 PM] Damo: i forgot
[09:04:43 PM] Damo: what's his name, Ah Chu?
[09:05:06 PM] Rip City: i cant believe that just made me laugh
              *disappointed head shake*
[09:05:22 PM] Damo: hehe
[09:07:09 PM] Rip City: LMAO he just signed on!
[09:07:16 PM] Rip City: i hadta change it quick smart ay
[09:07:28 PM] Damo: hahaha
[09:07:43 PM] Damo: trying to keep this up as long as possible hey
[09:07:58 PM] Rip City: nah
[09:08:08 PM] Rip City: what the FUCK is my little PONY???
[09:08:21 PM] Damo: huh
[09:08:34 PM] Rip City: that shit u were sayin 2 me
[09:08:39 PM] Rip City: my rittre pny
[09:08:50 PM] Damo: cos you're a baby
[09:09:29 PM] Rip City: and...?
[09:09:36 PM] Damo: yeah.
[09:09:44 PM] Damo: that's super
[09:11:30 PM] Rip City: LOL afternoon delite!
[09:11:56 PM] Damo: she does have a nice BEEhind i wanna put some
              steak sauce on that and ba babababababababa
[09:14:08 PM] Rip City: bababa
[09:14:40 PM] Damo: i don't normally do this. . . but. . . i felt
              compelled. you have an absolutely breathtaking heiny. i
              wanna be friends with it. . .
[09:14:53 PM] Rip City: i want to be ON you
[09:15:00 PM] Damo: lol
[09:16:08 PM] Damo: hey hey hey, she has feelings too!
[09:16:12 PM] Damo: you sound like a gay!
[09:17:53 PM] Rip City: LMAO! A gay
[09:18:06 PM] Rip City: not u sound gay, but u sound like A gay!
[09:18:08 PM] Rip City: LMFAO
[09:18:11 PM] Damo: yeah

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 2:47

Did Kafka write any stories that aren't Kafkaesque?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 4:18

>>411
Yes, some of them were simply Kafkaesque and some were more Kafkaesque than others.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 5:27

Why do we call it asteroids, when in space, but hemoroids, when it's in our anus?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 7:57

https://p.twimg.com/AeMhZ1ZCIAMUBtp.jpg:large

Checkmate 'cream

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 8:33

I'm new here, who the fuck is RedCream?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 10:08

>>411
In one sense, no, since they were all written by Kafka. In another sense, yes, since not all his works subscribed to the same magical splendor of mysterious horror. Some of his work involves an inherently flabbergasted view of bureaucracy. Other work is pure distorting horror. Perhaps in the latter you might put forth the theory that Kafka was making a comment on the bureaucracy of reality itself, which given the religious feelings of his region and era, is an understandable reaching in interpretation.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 10:13

>>413
Asteroid means "little star". Hemorrhoids means "little disgusting sacs of assblood".

>>414
The United States Chess Federation has ruled your move illegal, and I have you in check still. Move legally this time, Sir, or I will place you into mate and win the game.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 10:18

>>417
way to dodge the question with a pun

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 10:20

>>418
No question was offered. You are confusing a question with a statement, which is a rudimentary error beyond even those in primary educational outlets.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:45

How do I get a girlfriend, RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 15:09

>>417
stop trying to mate with me you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 15:39

>>421
Come here you.*hunf**hunf**huurgghhh**splurt**drip*

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 16:41

>>419
Why dont animals evolve to not go extinct?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 17:10

>>423
Why don't you evolve to not be stupid.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-17 18:17

>>420
(OH HAI, marijuana GET.)

Anyway, the key issue here is if women like you in general. It they do not, then you have no chance. If they do, then your efforts will bear fruit. Once you have picked enough fruit, form a decorative basket and offer it to the lady of your choice and admiration. That will sway her to your side of things. Then you can have sex with her.

>>422
We have a strict rule against raep in my threds. No raeping in my threds. You are now informed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 18:18

>>425
Let's see how you like it when I rape you!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 13:03

Cream, is it true that you're 0037?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 13:42

If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-18 13:57


RedCream tastes like delicious bread ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 14:02

>>429
I loev Futuristipastica!! Futuristipastica for president!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 14:13

>>428
If bread is made from flour, why is there still flour?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 14:24

>>431
If soylent green is made of people, why are there still people?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 16:43

Should heterosexuality be considered a mental illness?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-18 18:05

>>430

I would be a bad president ;-;

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-18 18:05

>>430

I would be a bad president ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 18:28

>>435
No you wouldn't. You'd be grate. ⌒‿⌒

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-18 19:31

>>436

^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 19:37

RedCream is 0037. I know it.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-19 0:37

>>427
Cream, is it true that you're 0037?
Explain this proprietary lingo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 1:42

>>439
Don't pretend you don't know.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 10:00

lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 10:59

What are the non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 11:37

THE FUTURISTIPASTICA IS EVIL I SAY WE KILL IT

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:32

>>443
Leave Futuristipastica alone!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 15:02

NO

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 15:08

>>445
You've angered me now! Repent as I look at you in a threatening manner! `-´

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 15:38

I WILL KILL FUTURISTIPASTICA

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 15:47

>>447
Not if I kill you first! ｀⌒´

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-19 16:02


Kill it ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 16:19

>>449
Don't worry, I killed >>447 already. You're safe! ⌒‿⌒

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 16:46


                                                                           :hy`    /mh`            
                                                                           -so     .o/             
         .yho/-`                                                                       -+-         
         sMMNMNNdy/.                                                     `hdy:.``.-:+shNMh         
         mMM.-/shNMN+                                                     +dMMNNNNNMMmdy+`         
         mMM`    .NMN                   `dm+                               `.:ooo+/-.``            
         yMM-    .MMm                   .MMh                                                       
         oMM/   -dMN:      -//-.        `NMm                                                       
         /MMhsydNMd:     `yNMNNmdo:.     sMM/            ``                                        
         -MMMMMMMh-      oMMNdNMMMMm-    .NMd    `:oys: -mm/-::-                       ``          
         .MMd-+hNMmy/`   hMMmdddhys+--.`  yMM:  omMNdms :MMNMMMm.  :yhdhs-   `----.   +md`         
         -MMy   -+hNMd:  /MMs``    omNNmdhmMMy  NMM:``   NMMo---  sMMMNMMN+ :dNNMNmh. sMM+.ohs`    
         oMM/      :hMMy``NMm-`   .MMMmmmdMMMM` +NMd.    yMM+     NMMMMMMMd:NMMMMMMM+ `dMMNMMMmhs. 
         mMN`       `oNMd./mNMdyo++mNmNMmhdMMM:  /NMmhs` :MMN-    :mMMmys:`:NMNmNMMMy  sMMMhMMNNMm`
        `yh/          oNm: `-ohmmNNmy`-/ymNNNm-   -yddo   +mm:     `omNNN:  :smNNNmMM/ oNN+`yh/yMM:
                       ..      ``...     `...`             ``        `.--`    `.-.`oy: `-.     .sy-
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
                 `//`                                                                              
                 -NN-          ``-:-`                                                              
                   `       :syhmMMMMo                ```       ``                                  
                  -dd-    dMMMMNy/-.              -+ymMm/     sMN``.:.                             
                  .MMd    /hNMMMMd:             `dMMNhmMM+   `MMMdMMMMNs.                          
                   sMM:       `:hMMy            `dMMh//MMM-  -MMMMs/:oNMN.                         
                   :MMs    .:--:sMMy              /hMMMMMMN: `NMMy    +MMs                         
                   -MMh   `mMMMMMmo                 ./+:-mMM: +mh.    -MMh                         
                   `yd/    `-::-.                        `::          `sy:                         
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   
                                                                                  ::`              
                                                                                 /NNNmmhy/`        
                                                                                 +MMMMMMMMy        
                               .                                                 +MMMMMMMMd        
              .:ohds-         ymy     `.`                                   `.`  :MMMMMMMMy        
            -ymMNddMNy`       NMN  `/hmmmho.       -s+        ..       `-/sdmmh  -MMMMMMMMh        
           +NMd+.``+NMd`      yMM+ yMMhsymMmo`     yMM-      :mm:    `+dNMNhs+-  `MMMMMMMMy        
           sMM+     +MMh.     `NMN/MMh   .oMMh`    /MMs      +MM+    sMMd:.      oMMMMMMMM/        
           +MM+      /NMd.     sMMNMm.     +MMh    `hMM:     /MMs    /mMNh+.     :syyyyys/         
           /MMs`     `+MMd`    /MMMM+       hMM.    -NMm.  `/mMN:     ./hmMNy.    `/++:-`          
           `hNMdho/+sdNMMMh`   `NMMN`       mMM.     :MMd/+hMMh-   `--...-yMMN-   yMMMMMmy`        
            `:+ymNNNmds:sMMo    hMMo       .MMd       +dNNNmy:     +NMNNNNMNms`   /MMMMMMm`        
                `.--`   `dMN`   /dh.       `yd/         .-.`       `-/++++/-`     `ymmhs+.         
                         `:-                                                        ``             
                                                                                               

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 16:58

>>451
NO U!

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-19 17:15

>>450

^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 18:38

lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 18:46

>>454
That was BANANAS!

Name: :| 2012-01-19 18:48

>>452 Does that equate to your latest spasm?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 18:52

>>456
It's like homosexuality keeps flying off your mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 19:58

no

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 22:46

i'm stalking futuristi

Name: :| 2012-01-20 0:03

>>457 It's like an Ahnuld mega-explosion went off inside your thought processing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 0:08

>>460
Ufufuu~

Name: RedCream 2012-01-20 0:31

>>440
Don't pretend you don't know.
I arrived by this particular ignorance honestly. I do not know. You must accept this answer, since you have no authoritative other answer upon which you may rely.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-20 0:33

>>442
What are the non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function?
I never studied such a thing, and I can not be arsed to google or wiki it. You should arse this yourself. Arse it.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-20 0:34

>>451
That is not a question, but I assure you that I am no anus!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 11:24

lol

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-20 11:26


;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 13:41

>>466
Don't cry my love
I am here for you
So don't you shed no tears
Stop feeling so blue

Name: RedCream 2012-01-20 17:53

MOAR questions are required.

How jealous is anonymous. How livid is he at my popularity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 17:55

What do you think about the Megaupload takedown?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-20 17:56

>>469
It is expected. Law enforcement has to select their quarry, since there are so many to choose from. The downloaders can not be stopped. That is the larger view of things.

Name: moot's lover boy 2012-01-20 18:20

>>470
BANNED! for insulting my honey-buns. ):<

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 18:30


                    `+:                                                                                                
                  `oNmmh-                                                                                              
                `oNm+``+Ny`                                                                                            
              `omNo`    sM+                                                                                            
            `+mmsmh:` ./NN-   .                                                                                        
           /mmo` `+hdmmds-  /dm:                                                                                       
           ./`     ``..`  :dNy.                                                                                        
                        :hNy-                                                                                          
                      -hNy-        .sy`                                                                                
                     .NN:        .sNd/                                                                                 
                     /My       .sNd/`   -+.                                                                            
                     `yN+.   -smd/`   -yNNN:                                                                           
                      `/hdhhddh/`   -yNhoNm.                                                                           
                         .-:-.    -yNh:.mN-                                                                            
                                -sNh: `hN:                                                                             
                               smh:   yM+     `-/syo`                                                                  
                               ::`   oMs `.:oyhhyhNN/                                                                  
                                    +MNoyhdy+:-/dNs-   .`                                                              
                                    hmho/.` `:hNs-   -yNd+`                                                            
                                     `    `:hNy-   -yNd::hd+                                                           
                                         -hNy-   .sNN/    sM+                                                          
                                         /s-   .sNdodh:``-dM+                                                          
                                             `sNd/  `+NNdmy:   `::                                                     
                                             :dN/`    sM:    `/dNy`                                                    
                                               /md+--oNm.   :dNy-                                                      
                                                 :sddh+`  :dMy-                                                        
                                                        :dMy-         `sy-                                             
                                                      .hMy-         `sNmsNy-                                           
                                                      `sNh-       `sNm+  `oNy.                                         
                                                        `sNy.   `oNmNy.    `o/                                         
                                                          .o: `oNm+`.sNy.      -s:                                     
                                                             .mMs`    .o-    -hNMM-                                    
                                                              .sNs.        -hNy+Md                                     
                                                                .sNs`    -hNy- dM:    `-                               
                                                                  .+`  -yNy-  /My   `+md-                              
                                                                      sNy-   `mN. `+mm+`   `                           
                                                                      .-     oMo`+mm+`   :hm:                          
                                                                            .NN+dmo`   -hNh-                           
                                                                            oMMmo.   -yNh:                             
                                                                            .so.   .yNh:        .oo`                   
                                                                                  .mN/`       .omm+ .`                 
                                                                                  /My       .omm+` `ym+`               
                                                                                  `hN/`   .omm+`    `:dm+`             
                                                                                   `+dhyshmd+.      `:dNdd+`           
                                                                                     `-///-`      `:hNy-`/hd-          
                                                                                                 :hNy-    `:.``        
                                                                                              `:hNy-      `+hhhh+.     
                                                                                             .hNy-        sMy-.:hm/    
                                                                                             `/:          hM+    yh    
                                                                                                    .`    :Mm`   ``    
                                                                                                   `my     yMs         
                                                                                                    /Ny-``.hMs         
                                                                                                     .smdhmmo`         
                                                                                                        ...            

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 20:04

Who does this "RedCream" guy think he is anyway? He just shows up one day out of the blue and starts strutting around like he owns the place; like everyone here should instantly pay attention to him. Very disrespectful behaviour, I must say.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 20:06

>>473
I'm very disappointed in you Anonymous. Tsk.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-20 20:46

>>467

^-^

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-20 21:18

Who is France? Why is Hitler? Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 21:51

>>476
Have you been near the chemicals again?

Name: !Ugsh7VVngk 2012-01-20 22:25

>>477 Have you been near the library recently?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 22:36

>>478
Who the heck are you?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-01-21 10:55


RedCream are you alive?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-21 11:51

What things are safe to insert in my urethra?
I'm a beginner and I wanna try it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-21 13:07

>>476
Balls!
How long does it take for piss to land on them?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-22 10:21

lol
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