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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 4:01

What does [rem] do?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-09 20:23

>>205

Do you have one of those for homosexual tendencies?

Name: RedCream 2011-11-10 0:54

>>210-kun, no, since as far as I understand the latest research on the topic, homosexuality is a constant, not a variable.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-10 0:58

>>211
So on your scale it must be rated at flaming.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-11-11 10:20


I keel. ^-^

Name: RedCream 2011-11-11 10:50

>>212-kotai, on that scale, individual numbers are those constants, hence the term "constant". In my case, it is the number zero (0).

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 0:17

die

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 2:00

RedCream,

You make my 0A1

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 2:48

>>214
Zero heterosexual.

Name: RedCream 2011-11-12 3:35

Alright, which of you dorks put a drive-by virus downloader at this site?

http://redcream.com/

(Do not go there until you have updated your virus scanner.)

Bunch of dicks. Dicks everywhere, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 4:18

>>218


URL analysis tool    Result
Avira    Clean site
BitDefender    Clean site
Dr.Web    Clean site
G-Data    Clean site
Malc0de Database    Clean site
MalwareDomainList    Clean site
Opera    Clean site
ParetoLogic    Clean site
Phishtank    Clean site
TrendMicro    Unrated site
Websense ThreatSeeker    Unrated site
Wepawet    Unrated site


Normalized URL: http://redcream.com/
Content-Type: text/html

RedCream,
What malware drive by did you detect?

Name: BReadcream 2011-12-26 2:39

So what have you been up to than? :S

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 4:47

How much can you deadlift? Do you have gyno?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 5:16

FUCKIN TRIPS

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 6:47

Hey Red, why do Jews from Alberta Canada get so racist?
http://unicorndefinition.blogspot.com/2011/10/behind-scenes-of-most-racist-website-in.html

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 13:52

>>220
Well, BreadCream, you puffed-up thing you, I have been up to 5-11, maybe 5-11-1/4.

>>221
I can deadlift one corpse.

I do not know what "gyno" is. How can I possibly have it, if I do not know what it is?

>>223
DEM JUZE

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 14:18

>>224
How can I possibly know that I have it, if I do not know what it is?
Fixxe'd.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 16:07

>>225

Not fixed. My statement was correct.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:07

>>226
fagmondoid

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 18:23

>>227
That is not even English.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:34

oh wow, this board is worse than /b/

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 18:41

>>229
That is simply impossible. No bord is worse than /b/. /b/ is full of criminals and ham.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:45

>that feel when no gf

How does RedCream handle it?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-26 19:08

>>231
Handle what? My gf? With both hands.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 20:21

日本語で話しましょう？　楽しいですよね！

Name: RedCream 2011-12-27 0:34

[CONTINUED]
... and with my dick, but I do not ever consider my dick to 'handle' things. My hands 'handle' things. My dick penetrates things. Like my gf.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 2:50

Why are you such a faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 8:14

Do you feel lonely, RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 10:31

>>224
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

Name: GL 2011-12-27 17:02

You should totally come back to /sci/.
We're in need of good trolls.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-27 21:57

>>235
"Such" a faggot implies that I am a faggot in the first place. That is not true. So your question contains no applicability.

>>236
No. I am not that mentally weak.

>>238
I poast on /sci/ with some regularity. Did you not notice?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 7:34

>>239
can you explain dat feel when caught seat sniffing for the benefit for those who arent sfbe

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 9:34

>>239
Answer the question, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 11:48

Can I suck your dick? (no homo)

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 13:32

>>242
Mr. Reddings firmly believes that engaging in fellatio with another male is not indicative of homosexuality.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 15:19

>>243
balls touching etc

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 15:21

What is your favourite species of the order Lepidoptera?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-28 18:27

>>240
I... wait, what?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-28 18:32

>>241
Wrong poaster, buddy. Surely you are not talking to me.

>>242
No. Neither sucker nor suckee be.

>>245
Lepidoptera? Assuredly you refer to a large order of insects that includes moths and butterflies. If so, then I must say that at no point in time have I ever beheld a Lepidopteran such that I then slowly reached down to gave my balls a tug.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-12-28 20:50


RedCream is actually the color bread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 21:00

Hey RedCream, how do I greentext and boldtext and other cool oldfag stuff?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 9:39

>>246

SFBE is often caught sniffing seats. Can you explain how he feels when he is caught

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 13:27

Does God exist?

Name: RedCream 2011-12-29 13:57

>>249
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1325180475/4
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1201991937/9

>>250
I would hope he feels shame. It is ever my fear that he does not, and instead feels enriched and elevated, so that he will commit such a crime again, and again.

>>251
Gilgamesh existed once. That is all we know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 16:13

Thank you, RedCream.

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-12-29 18:02


RedCream you are bread.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-29 18:19

>>254
Whoa! Do you not dare to butter me!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:30

2^8 GET

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:52

Have you ever dabbled in the dark arts of computer programming? How did it go?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-12-29 22:01


>>255
^-^

Name: RedCream 2011-12-30 0:38

>>257
Some. There was enough illumination that it really did not qualify as the dark arts. More like the slightly dimmed arts.

I do not do that stuff anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 2:17

Or maybe the puce arts

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 2:52

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: RedCream 2011-12-30 6:09

HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Name: U MAD? 2011-12-30 6:11

>>262
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfwdi9eKY71qzlgbao1_r1_400.gif

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 6:22

>>259
why not?

Also any chance you'll open a formspring account?

>>262
At least put the email in, you failure of a cloan!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 9:32

What is your opinion on Friedrich Nietzsche?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 18:16

lol

Name: RedCream 2011-12-30 23:35

>>264
I came (iCame, I caem) from a previous era, where your measure was taken from your experience. The rules of that era no longer apply.

There is little to no chance that I'll formspring.

>>265
He was too obsessed with questions orbiting a fictional entity. He can be safely dismissed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 23:46

>>267

http://i.imgur.com/BYTNY.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 10:04

I HAVE EATEN REDCREAM THE BREAD

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 17:48

lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 20:28

Happy New Year, RedCream!!

Name: RedCream 2011-12-31 22:39

I stupid.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-31 23:57

>>271
Thank you most kindly and with warmest regard for your having a fine holiday season.

Name: ‍ 2012-01-01 5:07

Did you gobble so much that you wobbled? ‍

Name: RedCream 2012-01-01 5:20

>>274
I never gobble, so no, by implication.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 5:40

Have you read your sick pea today?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 11:48

Do you drink tea? What type? How often?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-01 12:20

>>275
Cloan, I will goatfinger you.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-01 12:37

>>275
Cloan.

>>278
Another cloan.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 0:49

>>276
I can not even begin to know what that means.

>>277
Any old Orange Pekoe will do, and almost daily at that. I have noticed that coffee makes my urine stink. I will not have foul urine in my life, I can tell you that much.

>>278-279
Cloans. Admit your roles.

Name: VictorBathhouseProprietor 2012-01-02 6:15

>>280
So your more a fresh urine guy?

You will most likely be interested in my new service for the discerning urophile.

12 Ukrainian part time builders to urinate on your person.
They are willing to first drink a beverage of your choosing.

Don't leave their bladders bleeding for they need a face for their relieving.




Please ask about my New Year Special Services
Victor@debathhouse.de

Danke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 7:30

>>280
I can not even begin to know what that means.
S-I-C-P
SICP

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 7:47

http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 11:06

RedCream, what do you think about CloudFlare? Think it's any good? Is 4chan better off without it or what?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 15:29

>>280
Get out cloan.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 16:13

>>281
So your more a fresh urine guy?
Well, we are each and every one of us exposed to the reality of our own urine. We must deal with urine and feces to some degree. It is omnipresent.

>>282
S-I-C-P
SICP
Wait, did you just invite me to "stick into colon please"?

>>284
RedCream, what do you think about CloudFlare?
I think they are running a Beowulf Cluster of Commodore VIC-20s. That is precisely what I think. It is like they are some sort of shady Kazakhstani operation running primary to launder cash from nearby Opium farms. moot and WT Snax really shit the bed this time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 16:19

>>286
you ninconpoop dunderhead! http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:00

>>287
OMG MIT sells gay porno

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:05

>>288
Chomsky works there, why you think he has all those young male pHD students.  No seriously he is a known queer on the campus, ask Shini he used to post here.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-02 18:44

I have killed >>286-cloan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 22:40

>>290
good

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 10:59

lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:00

Where can I find the docs on the HTTP POAST method?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:06

What is your opinion on the Touhou project?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-03 19:14

Shut up

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 19:29

>>297
Fuck you, nigger faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 19:33

>>296
How rude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:17

>>297
Eek~ a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:22

>>298
You truly are a most rude and unlounge-like person. I suggest you sit back, relax, pop a bottle of cabernet sauvignon, listen to some soothing jazzy lounge music, and allow your pants to slide.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:29

>>299
I'm sorry, I'll try to be a more lounge-like individual as of now. I apologize for my actions so far and hope that you find it in your heart to forgive me.



Also:









300 GET

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 7:02

>>224
you friend are a deep level retard,, your knowledge about bodybuild is close to zero and i truly mean it ,, both natural and hormonized,,even in the natural which doesnt exisist your knowledge is zero ,, you just talk balonie all the time its embarsing for you to be honest,,'

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 8:00

>>300
Don't be sorry, he is a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 8:26

>>302
There's nothing queer about what >>300 said. I'm straight and do all those things while browsing /lounge/, though replace wine with brown ale.

Name: >>303 2012-01-04 8:27

* >>299

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 8:43

>>303
He drinks a shitty wine named after its varietal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 16:11

Consider the following:

You are wandering through the tundra. You have not eaten, drank or slept in 20 hours. Your only solace and peace of mind is in putting one foot in front of the other, trudging forward. You're making slow progress and night is falling. You know that the chances of you surviving the night are negligible at best.

You stumble and fall face first into the snow. It must be uncomfortable, but in your current state it feels like falling onto a nice fluffy mattress. With an immense effort, you lift your head and look straight ahead. The sun is setting to your left, casting half of everything you see with an unnatural looking orange colour. Everything else is already enveloped in shadow.

And, standing right in front of you, its majestic monochrome fur outlined in gold on its leftward flank, is a giant panda. It is staring right into your eyes.

What would your reaction be to this situation, RedCream?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-04 16:46

>>306
A very sudden and pronounced prominent member.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 3:11

>>307
I have a pronounced and prominent member right here for you, 'Cream. *Grabs dick* *Is 2 inches fully erect*

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 4:29

redcream what would have to happen inside me body to make me urine come out in gas form when I try to pee?
These are the things that concern me you see.
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