Official ask RedCream Questions Thread

What does [rem] do?

>>400
Thank you. And the answer is, no, in both sense. I do not spew shit, and I do not do anything regarded as a spewing of shit, as usual.

Can you be any more wrong? Well, I suppose there is no harm in asking. Assuming that you ever learn from the answers, which is debatable.

>>402
Great question.

CremeVermelho, how many languages do you speak?

>>404
One. Can you guess it?

Not that this hint would help, but I do fart in Español. I end up sounding like a patán grosero.

Who's that kream fellow I keep hearing about?

Pizza or chicken wings?
What does RedCream choose?

>>407
Both. I could always gain a bit of weight.

>>406
A Nazi.

>>406
Troll elsewhere.

>>407
I used to eat up those chicken wings, then the whole hotter-than-hell thing about them turned passe. So pizza definitely wins out. Who does not like pizza? Nobody worth mentioning, that is who.

>>408
Obvious cloan is obvious.

[09:03:12 PM] Rip City: u heard from clint l8ly?
[09:03:21 PM] Damo: about a week ago
[09:03:36 PM] Damo: still at his hospital job
[09:03:58 PM] Rip City: not comin bak?
[09:04:18 PM] Damo: i don't think so, he's getting better pay
[09:04:24 PM] Rip City: yah
[09:04:25 PM] Damo: HAHAHAa that guy again
[09:04:34 PM] Rip City: he has a NAME damo!
[09:04:39 PM] Damo: i forgot
[09:04:43 PM] Damo: what's his name, Ah Chu?
[09:05:06 PM] Rip City: i cant believe that just made me laugh
              *disappointed head shake*
[09:05:22 PM] Damo: hehe
[09:07:09 PM] Rip City: LMAO he just signed on!
[09:07:16 PM] Rip City: i hadta change it quick smart ay
[09:07:28 PM] Damo: hahaha
[09:07:43 PM] Damo: trying to keep this up as long as possible hey
[09:07:58 PM] Rip City: nah
[09:08:08 PM] Rip City: what the FUCK is my little PONY???
[09:08:21 PM] Damo: huh
[09:08:34 PM] Rip City: that shit u were sayin 2 me
[09:08:39 PM] Rip City: my rittre pny
[09:08:50 PM] Damo: cos you're a baby
[09:09:29 PM] Rip City: and...?
[09:09:36 PM] Damo: yeah.
[09:09:44 PM] Damo: that's super
[09:11:30 PM] Rip City: LOL afternoon delite!
[09:11:56 PM] Damo: she does have a nice BEEhind i wanna put some
              steak sauce on that and ba babababababababa
[09:14:08 PM] Rip City: bababa
[09:14:40 PM] Damo: i don't normally do this. . . but. . . i felt
              compelled. you have an absolutely breathtaking heiny. i
              wanna be friends with it. . .
[09:14:53 PM] Rip City: i want to be ON you
[09:15:00 PM] Damo: lol
[09:16:08 PM] Damo: hey hey hey, she has feelings too!
[09:16:12 PM] Damo: you sound like a gay!
[09:17:53 PM] Rip City: LMAO! A gay
[09:18:06 PM] Rip City: not u sound gay, but u sound like A gay!
[09:18:08 PM] Rip City: LMFAO
[09:18:11 PM] Damo: yeah

Did Kafka write any stories that aren't Kafkaesque?

>>411
Yes, some of them were simply Kafkaesque and some were more Kafkaesque than others.

Why do we call it asteroids, when in space, but hemoroids, when it's in our anus?

https://p.twimg.com/AeMhZ1ZCIAMUBtp.jpg:large

Checkmate 'cream

I'm new here, who the fuck is RedCream?

>>411
In one sense, no, since they were all written by Kafka. In another sense, yes, since not all his works subscribed to the same magical splendor of mysterious horror. Some of his work involves an inherently flabbergasted view of bureaucracy. Other work is pure distorting horror. Perhaps in the latter you might put forth the theory that Kafka was making a comment on the bureaucracy of reality itself, which given the religious feelings of his region and era, is an understandable reaching in interpretation.

>>413
Asteroid means "little star". Hemorrhoids means "little disgusting sacs of assblood".

>>414
The United States Chess Federation has ruled your move illegal, and I have you in check still. Move legally this time, Sir, or I will place you into mate and win the game.

>>417
way to dodge the question with a pun

>>418
No question was offered. You are confusing a question with a statement, which is a rudimentary error beyond even those in primary educational outlets.

How do I get a girlfriend, RedCream?

>>417
stop trying to mate with me you faggot

>>421
Come here you.*hunf**hunf**huurgghhh**splurt**drip*

>>419
Why dont animals evolve to not go extinct?

>>423
Why don't you evolve to not be stupid.

>>420
(OH HAI, marijuana GET.)

Anyway, the key issue here is if women like you in general. It they do not, then you have no chance. If they do, then your efforts will bear fruit. Once you have picked enough fruit, form a decorative basket and offer it to the lady of your choice and admiration. That will sway her to your side of things. Then you can have sex with her.

>>422
We have a strict rule against raep in my threds. No raeping in my threds. You are now informed.

>>425
Let's see how you like it when I rape you!

Cream, is it true that you're 0037?

If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

RedCream tastes like delicious bread ^-^

>>429
I loev Futuristipastica!! Futuristipastica for president!!

>>428
If bread is made from flour, why is there still flour?

>>431
If soylent green is made of people, why are there still people?

Should heterosexuality be considered a mental illness?

>>430

I would be a bad president ;-;

>>430

I would be a bad president ;-;

>>435
No you wouldn't. You'd be grate. ⌒‿⌒

>>436

^-^

RedCream is 0037. I know it.

>>427
Cream, is it true that you're 0037?
Explain this proprietary lingo.

>>439
Don't pretend you don't know.