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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 4:01

What does [rem] do?

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 14:50

>>36-Cloan.


>>35-kun, I am of Macedonian origin.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 15:17

>>37

proof?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 15:17

RedCream: What is your fursona?

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 19:04

>>37-cloan: THE HONORIFIC IS THE MESSAGE.

>>38-unreader: THE HONORIFIC IS THE MESSAGE.

>>39-kun: What in all the green warty penises is a "fursona"?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 20:27

Redcream, do you like niggers? There are none on this board.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 22:38

I will not answer such a question.

Name: LEEM 2011-09-13 22:48

WHAT QUESTION

Name: RedCream 2011-09-13 22:52

>>43
see
>>41
then
>>DIE

Name: SINNFIENN.LEEM 2011-09-13 23:25

CHEERS MATE ITS NICE OF YOU TO EMBRACE MY PRESENCE WITH YOUR GAYNESS YOU AND THAT STEVE FELLA SHOULD LINK UP...HAHAHAHA....COME ON RED CREAM DONT BE LIKE THAT I WAS JUST GETTING TO LIKE SWAPPING COMENTS YA LITTLE FAGGOT YA WHERE YOUR SENSE OF HUMMOR YALITTLE FOGGOT YA LIKE TYPIN THE WORD FOGGOT .......FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGOT          .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````FUCK YOU YOU LIKE BLACK COCK INIT

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 2:17

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 2:24

>>46-kun, I see. I do not want to discuss any such silly thing at this time.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 12:09

Are you an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 14:29

Why would "God" want to bless a country that has so many official policies that run completely contrary to fundamental principles of the religion that his son presumably died to establish? The answer is that he doesn't.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 16:21

If I were anywhere near you, would I be in a safe environment or can I presume that I will be mauled, beaten, and/or raped?

Name: RedCream 2011-09-14 17:13

>>48-kun, nope and no way.

>>50-kun, you are totally safe near me. Not only from me, since I do not maul, beat or RAEP, but in my local environment, where mauling, beating and RAEPING are rare events.

Name: ApocalypticEscapeArtist 2011-09-15 0:42

>>39
I'm a bat. Furcadia and Furocity user: Bookbinder Wyvern

>>RedCream, go wikipedia: "furry fandom". (I am not 39. I am only 19.)

Name: RedCream 2011-09-15 1:24

On Wikipedia, >>52-kun, I struggled to find a link to the mental affliction that you possess. I have failed so far.

Name: ApocalypticEscapeArtist 2011-09-15 7:42

>>53
I have failed
yep

Name: RedCream 2011-09-15 11:16

>>54
I have failed in that one small task whereas in the wider universe I am very capable
yep
Concur.

Name: ApocalypticEscapeArtist 2011-09-15 15:33

I never use an e-mail address so 54 is not me. I also will never "quote" someone, just for the record.

Name: AEA 2011-09-15 17:24

My question:
What is your sexual orientation? PS: I am pansexual.

Do you like me? Circle One.

Yes        No         Maybe

Name: RedCream 2011-09-15 19:02

>>57
Pansexual? Do you not mean "Penisexual"?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-15 19:16


ReDcReam?
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

Name: RedCream 2011-09-15 19:24

>>59
What is to explain? The term "pansexual" is not entered into the Universal Lexicon, which is a subset chapter to the Encyclopedia Galactica. Therefore it is a typographical error. Given AEA's known proclivities, I suggested a possible solution.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-15 19:39

Pansexuals are the guys who were actually bad enough dudes to hit their own dick with a hammer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 20:10

Are you circumcised RedCream? Do you prefer cut dicks or uncut? Are you mad at your parents for making the wrong decision at birth?

Name: RedCream 2011-09-15 20:16

The first part of your poasting is really too personal. I can not respond, particularly since war with Futuristipastica now exists.

The second part of your poasting makes no sense. Why would I have a preference for penises, since all penises are sensibly repulsive as I am a heterosexual male with zero homosexual tendencies?

The third part of your poasting makes even less than zero sense. What decision? And why was it wrong? And at who's birth was such a decision wrongly made?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 21:41

>>63
I am a heterosexual male with zero homosexual tendencies
And there we have it. The most untrue statement known to mankind. Well do ne, RodCram - you should get into the history books for this.

Name: Haggar 2011-09-15 21:47

Lmfao good job RoadCum

Name: ManDick 2011-09-15 21:51

RedCream called me on the phone earlier. He informed me that the reason his butthurt is displayed here is because he screams when he pees. It's quite a rare problem for normal coprophages, but since RedCream happens to be a funatari it was quite prone to happen.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-16 1:43

>>64
Well do ne, RodCram
Is that anything like "do re mi"? Are you about to break into a gay tune? Queer. Put on a dancing costume and prance about like the nancy boy you really are.

>>66
RedCream called me on the phone earlier.
A totally false statement. Nothing of the sort occurred.

He informed me blah blah blah
Therefore nothing that followed the false statement, is true.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 1:51

I thought that I'd be the only one to call RedCream "rodcram". Heh.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-16 2:09


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Name: RedCream 2011-09-16 2:09


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Name: RedCream 2011-09-16 2:10


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Name: AEA 2011-09-16 2:10

>>69
is shit?
shit this is?
shit is this?
is this shit?
i love your art hun

Name: AEA 2011-09-16 2:11

>>72
oh.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 6:10

Why is it at the supermarket you set off the security alarm but the guard lets you through ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 9:36

>>74
because of not being a nigger most likely.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 12:14

>>75
go away

Name: RedCream 2011-09-17 13:11

>>74
Is this a general question? Because I have never set off the security alarm at the supermarket.

PUMBLENUTS

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 14:12

what is PUMBLENUTS

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 20:45

>>78

PUMBLENUTS is everything wrong with the world.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-18 1:21

PUMBLENUTS... is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 3:59

>>67
do re mi [...] gay
Don't you dare say that Doremi-chan is gay. She is a lovely-

Oh wait, it's actually even sexier if she's gay. Now she can have sex with all the other Mahou Shoujos! Thanks RedCream, you're the best!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 6:29

Are there whalers on the moon? Do they carry harpoons? Are there really no whales on the moon? Do they tell tall tales? Do they sing a whaling tune?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 6:47

>>82
nope.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 10:34

wat are your views on mdickie

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 15:15

Have you ever considered regicide?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 4:02

Since when have you been forbidden making threads?

Can you make threads on the imageboards?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-21 8:35

Why do you come back here?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-22 4:47

>>85
Have you ever considered regicide?
With great frequency, however, I have unavoidably noticed that there is a distinct shortage of kings to slay. Hence my blade remains unstained by the blood royal.

>>87
Why do you come back here?
I am ever so enthralled by what you have to say. Well, normally. You have disappointed me at the moment. I expect a marked improvement.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-22 4:52

>>86
Since when have you been forbidden making threads?
It has been over 3 years now. I figure that moot has been spending so much time in 'the illicit congress' with under-aged males, that he is not inclined to fix that.

Can you make threads on the imageboards?
Well now, I have never tried. I only contribute images to those bords infrequently. I have no particular reason why, but I am just not the imagebord sort of poaster. It has only been recently when I discovered what sort of totally deranged nerdbags that poast on the /sci/ imagebord, which greatly exceeds our /sci/ textbord in terms of traffic. So I have been there for the last several weeks, poasting under the aegis of what is being called the "violent simians guy". Truly, I enjoy the uproar.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-22 4:55

>>82
Are there whalers on the moon?
There is no intersection between whale topics and the moon, just as there is no intersection between moot and heterosexuality.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 6:25

>>89
It has been over 3 years now.
Are you telling me you have had the same IP for 3 years?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 9:19

When will RedCream rape and kill SFBE and when will the blu-ray be available?

Name: RedCream 2011-10-22 9:56

>>91
Are you telling me you have had the same IP for 3 years?
I am telling you that I have tried off and on for three years to poast a new thred to /lounge/, albeit I have tried less as time went on. And I was still barred from poasting, in the same way, all along.

And YES, I did try poasting a thred "fresh", without having poasted anything for some time. Nothing worked.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-22 9:57

>>92
When will RedCream rape and kill SFBE and when will the blu-ray be available?
Easily answered: Nevar.

Next question.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 11:11

>>94

So RedCream is indeed the pussy that SFBE calls him?

Name: Red‮maerC ‭ 2011-10-22 12:05


Red‮maerC ‭

RedCream‮maerCdeR ‭

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 12:22

ahahahaha.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 13:38

RedCream doesnt look a thing like jesus

Name: RedCream 2011-10-22 15:05

>>95
So RedCream is indeed the pussy that SFBE calls him?
Nope.

Name: : 2011-10-22 17:33

Why does RedCream like penis up his asshole 24/7?

Name: Red‮maerC ‭ 2011-10-22 18:11

the real redcream should do this so newfags can't copy him

Name: ‮LLORTnahC4 !3lWjo8kf8k 2011-10-22 19:09

>>101 whoop-dee-fucking-doo

Name: BReadCream 2011-10-23 10:06

:S

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 11:07

>>102
what?

Name: Red‮maerC 2011-10-23 11:21

Red‮maerC

Name: Anon‮nonA ‭ 2011-10-23 11:21

Anon‮nonA ‭

Name: 4ChanTROLL‮gafweN ‭ 2011-10-23 11:22

Oh yeah

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 12:38

sich abzapfen

der After

Name: !22EU1/7zGk 2011-10-23 12:39

>>107 Is that the best you got SFBE the fag!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-23 14:57

>>100
That is not a real question, unless you speak of RedCream cloans.

Also: SFBE = Shaved For Better Entry

Name: BReadCream 2011-10-23 15:22

I offer you my hand in marriage. Marry me RedCream <3

Name: BReadCream 2011-10-23 16:03

Becuase i SFBE i'm now BReadCream.

Name: AEA 2011-10-23 16:33

>>111
Come up with something original and stop poasing me by proapoasing to RC.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-23 17:22

>>111-suitor, is that not illegal in most if not all states of the USA? And even if it were not illegal, would it not be most thoroughly homosexual and as such, an unwelcome addition to my life? Yes, to both.

Why am I suddenly posing all the questions here? And there I just did it again!

Name: BReadCream 2011-10-24 1:11

...Im a girl

Name: FagcuntHaterExtreme 2011-10-24 1:16

>>111-112

*puke*

Name: RedCream 2011-10-24 2:37

>>115
Now, stop that. We all know there are no females on 4chan, much less any girls.

Insisting that you are a girl only means you have a serious behavioral disorder and are in immediate need of professional psychiatric care. Or you are a member of the law enforcement community, in which case you do not have anything actionable on me, hence you can not make a case for your or my local district attorney.

Name: BReadCream 2011-10-24 19:19

Ok, not a girl but a gurl. But I am indeed a female

Name: DonkeyBallsCuntSFBExtreme 2011-10-24 19:35

>>118 Well you need a good raping bitch!

Name: RedCream 2011-10-24 20:58

>>118-kun, nope, still not believing that one.

At any rate, I have been spending some Quality time PISSING OFF the guys on /sci/. I have now acquired two new nicknames:

Violent Simians Guy
Peak Oil Fundie

I am sure more will follow. Holy shit, those /sci/guys are angry!

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-10-24 21:15


RedCream seems different.....

ALERT!
I fear the real RedCream may be dead... ;-;

Name: RedCream 2011-10-24 22:16

Such a fear is unwarranted. I remain alive and hale. Well, except the impacted bowel. And that gunshot wound. Oh yeah, and the cancer. But other than those, I am doing fine.

Name: BReadCream 2011-10-25 1:37

I told you the truth...there is nothing more I can say RedCream

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 3:02

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 14:07

Ah yes, the original RedCream died ages ago...

Name: RedCream 2011-10-25 14:12

>>124
That is because I do not poast under the name RedCream. I post anonymously, but predictably my poasting style and usual subject matter has been picked up as unique.

Perform a contextual search for "violent simians" and "Peak Oil".

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 14:21

>>126
Stop imitating RedCream, you Cloan.

Name: RedCream 2011-10-25 14:25

>>127
Not: cloan
You: fool
Go: away

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 14:36

>>126
i did, didnt find anything

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 14:41

>>128
The original RC died/left. SO GET OUT!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 15:53

*yiffs on >>130*

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 16:12

>>131
hhhhh yeah baby give it to me

Name: RedCream 2011-10-25 16:15

>>129
Then I can not help you. I am poasting on /sci/ right now. Perhaps you should be reading it.

*writes >>130 into deathnote*

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 16:18

>>132
fucking fury

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-10-25 18:42


;-;

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-10-25 18:43


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