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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 4:01

What does [rem] do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 3:06

Please enumerate your puce objects.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 3:14

>>490
Why are you always talking about puce?

RedCream, why do you think >>490 is constantly mentioning puce?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 9:55

>>488
If you had to choose five albums that cover the greatest possible subset of your musical preferences, which albums would you choose?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-23 14:00

>>489
OK. I like the song "Secret Agent Man".

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name


Holy shit, do I love that fucking song.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-23 14:01

>>490
The enumeration function returns a null set.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-23 14:02

>>491
I can not speak as to >>490-kun's puce-centricity. This not a physical restriction, but one born of ignorance and integrity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 16:39

What do you think your life would have been like if you were born a woman?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 17:33

What is RedCream's opinion on feminism?
Should our government do more to enforce gender equality?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-24 12:14

>>496
Female.

>>497
Feminism is hypocritical and should be therefore ignored, as most people have done. Feminism just gives ugly Lesbians something to do with their lives while they otherwise herd cats.

The government has no function in this self-correcting situation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 12:17

RedCream, what do you think about your 500 GET?

Name: NotRedCream 2012-01-24 14:27

500 get !

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 14:28

>>500
SON OF A BITCH!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-24 17:08

>>499
Sadly, I think I missed it.

>>501
Concur.

Name: :/ 2012-01-24 17:34

>>500 = 500 dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 17:37

>>503
>:/ = Greater-than sign; Colon; Solidus.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-24 18:31

>>503
With that many penises in play, it is no wonder that you are shaved for better entry.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 7:40

Do you think there has been a decline in quality of posting here at the /lounge/?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-25 8:04

>>506
No. We have the usual assortment of malcontents and social skeptics. I do not exclude myself in this classification scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 13:19

What are your toenails like? Please describe them to me, in detail.

Name: :/ 2012-01-25 13:26

>>505 >>507

You know, I wonder why you find me a disease plaguing your whole sexless nerd life outside the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 13:29

>>509
>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-25 20:13


RedCream do you cream the walnuts? ^-^

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-25 20:14


;-;

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-25 20:16

noooo my trip ;-; what's happening

Name: !ItestA.NfM 2012-01-25 20:19

it's fine on my old posts   ItestA.NfM <= #~6ulwyyC

Name: !bcphdOix2U!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-25 20:20

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 20:21

the death of !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQ ;-;

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-25 20:22


goodbye ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 4:58

RedCream, what do you think is happening to Futuristipastica and his tripcode?

Do you think that moot's relentless dick-sucking is finally taking its toll?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 11:36

lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 13:01

>>517
Don't go. ;-;

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-26 17:39


;-;

Name: Futura ‮ acitsapitsirutuF !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-26 17:41

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 17:45

>>521
ULFK is not as good as Cauoo+

Something must be done! I demand mewt to fix this at once!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-26 17:49

>>511
RedCream do you cream the walnuts? ^-^
Are you really Futuristipastica? You tripcode suggests not. Hence, the implied fraud of the questioner implies a rightful reluctance to answer... qualitatively, at least.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-26 17:50


I'm really me ;-; check my twitter

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-26 17:52


mewt is trying to destroy /lounge/ ;-;

Name: Moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2012-01-26 18:01

>>526  Yes, I am.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 18:03

>>526
MAIL mewt! This travesty must be dealt with!

Name: Moot‮toggaf !VxqJBoDKHE 2012-01-26 18:05

You cannot stop me!

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2012-01-26 18:06

oh shit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 18:09

>>528
hey yeah let's email moot but what's his email? moot@4chan.org?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 18:11

>>531
Yes, that is his ``official'' email; he also uses sexygirl94@4chan.org

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 18:20

LET'S ALL EMAIL HIM ABOUT THE INJUSTICE HE HAS DONE TO FUTUR!

Name: RedCream 2012-01-26 19:48

>>518
RedCream, what do you think is happening to Futuristipastica and his tripcode?

moot and his ever crooked lifemate WT Snacks are up to something. Something dire, and wicked, and inflammatory to good social order.

Do you think that moot's relentless dick-sucking is finally taking its toll?

I did not want to cast such speculations into details of a sordid nature. I will restrain my speculations to "things dire, and wicked, and inflammatory to good social order".

Name: RedCream 2012-01-26 19:53

>>526
mewt is trying to destroy /lounge/ ;-;
That is not his task. Merely trying to perform it, will distort the local spacetime frame. There exists a special agency for dealing with such events. It is foolish to call attention to it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 19:56

moot --> total-loser@supreme-fail.org

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 21:04

>>536
send a pic of my penis

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2012-01-27 6:27

i'm sorry about what happened, but i was too busy sucking on a handful of dicks to care.
but i can insure you i will take care of it once i'm done stuffing my self with sausages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 10:52

LOL

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 17:21

no

Name: !!ijBAeWLusZswm3j 2012-01-27 18:15

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Name: !!zbb9vpH6pTp8Vzy 2012-01-27 18:16

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Name: !!mYpTkEzh3NvqOCS 2012-01-27 18:17

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Name: !!a35xdrXZSul0i+0 2012-01-27 18:18

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Name: !!y2BFmwjngYUOVIp 2012-01-27 18:18

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Name: !!lASZI5yWfx0FwQp 2012-01-27 18:19

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Name: !!tggtYrazFUCgC9N 2012-01-27 18:19

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Name: !!TcAkAQ+u3dJ8tLJ 2012-01-27 18:20

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Name: !!a35xdrXZSul0i+0 2012-01-27 18:21

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Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-27 18:26


Sorry creamy ;-;

Name: RedCream 2012-01-28 10:41

>>551
Forgiven.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 10:46

RedCream really is a nice person.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-28 11:52

>>552

^-^

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 14:20

Hello RedCream, what is your opinion on the phenomenon commonly referred to as "trolling"?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 14:21

>>555
nice trips bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 16:36

RedCREAM why do you not sex the women?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-28 17:32

>>555
Nice GET. You could have used OSCILLATOR GET, if you were at all cognizant of it.

At any rate (or frequency), the troll phenomenon is inviolate and much to be admired on FOARchan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 17:44

Cream, what is happening to shiichan? There are so many ``over 1000'' threads being bumped all over w4ch as of late.
There's even one on /prog/ that's over 18000, yes, eighteen thousand.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 18:18

What's the method to post 1001, 1002, and so on?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-28 19:06

>>557
I have TEH SEXXORZ on occasion. You should re-check your sources.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-28 19:08

>>559
moot and WT Snacks both display the equivalent programming skills of a sea otter. That explanation is complete and leves no MOAR to question about the situation. Toggle your belief flag, my friend.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 20:19

Are you at all superstitious?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 21:39

Why did they used to make radios shaped like church entrances, you know the arched style with a speaker grill suggestive of a stained glass window.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-28 22:04

>>563
No. Superstitions are for lesser minds. Knock wood.

>>564
Cultural comfort. Obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-28 22:27

FUCKIN DUBS

Name: :( 2012-01-28 22:41

Seriously guys, put a wooden plank in RedCream's anus.  I'm sure he'll just as easily feel like he's being fucked hard and enjoy it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-29 9:45

Why did God make me superior in every aspect of life, while I have to see others being dumb or ugly or poor?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-29 11:10

>>568
You had better opt for "death by badgers" when the time comes. Just saying.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-29 17:12

Why do daughters ask for a birthday cake with a cock one it and be sure to include the butthole "so I can lick it"?  WTF

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-29 20:54

Name: RedCream 2012-01-29 22:15

>>570
Is that even English?

>>571
Yeah, I am not even going to click on that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 0:12

OK, again -- why do daughters ask for a birthday cake with a cock layer on top, and "be sure to include the butthole (brown sprinkles?) so I can lick it?"  WTF

Name: RedCream 2012-01-30 1:56

>>573
Do daughters really ask for birthday cakes with a cock layer on top? I am skeptical about the veracity of your claim.

Name: :/ 2012-01-30 7:44

>>570 Cause you live in a trashy neighborhood that's why.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 9:35

>>575
Look who's talking, you live in a cardboard box.

Name: Futuristipastica !!ULFKse3l3Pg/4cD 2012-01-30 10:35


RedCream do you think mewt going mad with power is the reason he changed up secure tripcodes? ;-;

Name: RedCream 2012-01-30 11:04

>>576
And that cardboard box is in a sewer in India.

>>577
mootle has always been maddened with power. Everything he does can be fully explained by that madness. Therefore we can extrapolate any of his moves as being those corrupted by egotism.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 12:16


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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-30 12:32

What the HELL is an Ejaculation Engineer?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 2:21

>>579
No, I prefer to stand.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-31 2:51

>>580
I truly have no idea. One thing seems to have no connection to the other.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 14:36

Can I man fuck your cock?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-31 14:39

>>583
There are two senses of the question. I will deal with both.

Sense #1, ability: Yes, you always have that ability.

Sense #2, permission: No, you do not have my permission.

Even combining these senses, the end result is that you will not be man-fucking my cock.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 14:40

>>584
:(

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 18:43

REDCREAM WHY ARE MOOT CHANGED THE SECURE TRIPCODES?
REDCREAM WHAT IS GOING ON

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 18:46

OH NO WHY IS THE BOARD GONE

OH NO YOU BANNED BECAUSE ISP CACHED BAN

Name: RedCream 2012-01-31 18:50

>>586
Moot has gone insane.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 20:16

lol

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