There needs to be a board where all the namefags can go and be namefags, like fuck eachother up the ass or something.
"Hello, I'm RedCream. Feel my soft man-tits and perky nipples."
"Ooh, don't mind if I do. I'm 4ChanTroll, and although I'm only 8 years old, I would sure fancy some of that sweet cock up my bum."
"Oh, here you are! I'm the SFBE spammer. My cock is so tiny that I can't even find it, but I often dream about getting ravaged by 4ChanTroll."