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Official ask RedCream Questions Thread

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 4:01

What does [rem] do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 9:45

<---- cloaca 'em dubs

Name: RedCream 2012-02-03 16:01

OFFICIAL REDCREAM POWER BUMP

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-04 3:57

How often are you in the company of crapulent people?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-04 5:45

>>602
Indeed.
You provided insight into so many controversial topics where our opinion would not if differed if talking to only one person in real life, yet not here. Thank you, RedCream.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-04 7:28

>>603
Not often. I had kicked most of those out of my life. I must still endure the occasional interaction with the common folk, however. Therein, crapulence lurks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-04 12:26

Why do bad things happen to good people?

Name: RedCream 2012-02-04 15:22

>>606
The terms "good" and "bad" are subjective, hence are simply fictions insofar as physical reality is concerned. The universe does not actually have animus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-04 20:31

ANIMUS
ANIMUS
ANIMUS
ANIMUS
ANIMUS
ANIMUS
ANIMUS

Name: RedCream 2012-02-05 1:11

>>608
There is an anus in my animus? Color me shocked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-05 1:29

>>609
The anuses are EVERYWHERE! Courtesy of the main anus himself.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-05 3:44

>>610
Milkribs? Is that the main anus of whom you speak?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-05 4:35

>>611
I thought this was the ``Ask RedCream questions thread'', not the ``RedCream asks questions thread''?

Yes, milkribs. He is the main anus, the anus overlord if you will.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-05 5:14

>>612
Jut because this thred was titled for asking questions of me, that does not direct or imply that such a process is exclusive.

At any rate, I, for one, welcome our new anus overlord, Milkribs. It is with fondness that I give him the moniker "Mainus", which is a contraction of "main anus" as you specified. So his full honorific is "Mainus Milkribs", much like we say "Mahatma Ghandi".

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-05 8:41

>>613
Have you ever experienced The Pleasure of Being Defiled Inside?

Name: RedCream 2012-02-05 11:06

>>614
Thank you for poasting this in the correct thred.

No, I have not had that experience, in two senses:

1. Absolutely. I have not had the physical experience regardless of how I interpreted it.

2. Specifically. I have not felt pleasure at an internal defilement, using the common definitions of situations requiring medical attention, like surgery.

Name: AnonymousSFBEKillbot 2012-02-05 19:30

"REDCREAM", I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A MORTAL ENEMY.  POLITELY POINT ME IN HIS DIRECTION, AND I WILL FOLLOW

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 9:48

What is your favourite organic molecule?

Name: RedCream 2012-02-06 10:40

>>616
----------------------> SFBE

>>617
OH-CHH-CHOH-CHOH-CHOH-CHOH-COH, a.k.a. C6H12O6, a.k.a. Glucose, a.k.a. sugar.

Name: Killbot 2012-02-06 16:28

>>618 THANK YOU.  I SHALL MOVE FORWARD AND RIP OUT SFBE'S INTESTINES.  YOUR SUPPORT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED

Name: OLDFAG 2012-02-06 22:45


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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 1:12

Why are you so gay

Name: RedCream 2012-02-07 11:12

>>620
Tablecat's eternal nature makes the point irrelevant about what happened to it, fuck or not. It also has its own message bord.

>>621
There is always a "gay scale". On that scale, I register about 0.0. If used to a finer tuning, you would find 0.00, and further, about 0.000... but with even finer resolution, you might find 0.0002 or 0.0001. Since that's about 3 in 200000 points on such a scale, one justifiably wonders why you believe that that is "so gay". You may as well wonder why high noon in the middle of the Sahara Desert is "so wet". Sure, there is always moisture in the air, but at 0.1% humidity, it strains credulity that that is "so" anything. The Sahara Desert at high noon is about 100 times "so wetter" than I am "so gay".

You are truly foolish.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:40

Have you ever considered a career as an artist?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 14:44

Fuck RedCream. BlueCream is better.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-07 19:39

>>623
No, unless ASCII artists actually find paying work.

>>624
Phrase that in the form of a question?

Also, BlueCream has not been seen on /lounge/ for eons and eons.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 3:42

>>625
Apparently the Australians and Americans on the west coast had a little problem with accessing 4chan for a couple o' days. You know, business as usual ever since moot started sucking on CloudFlare's teats, so my question is: do you think you'd make a better admin than moot, and if not you, who would?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 3:59

ClamFlon?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 6:03

I just made sure my asshole is squeaky clean. I'm ready for some anal now.

Kream, you in on this or not?

I'm a 30 yo male from Europe with lots of ass hair and neckbeard and a small phimosis dick. I haven't showered in a month now.

Name: RedCream 2012-02-08 6:20

>>628
Hell yes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 7:00

http://www.mumuplayer.com/perwl

Name: RedCream 2012-02-08 7:57

>>626
Anyone with half a brain, one eye open and a pegleg could administrate 4chan better than moot and WT Snacks are doing it.

I call for them to be deposed. But this does not mean that I want the job, nor that I have a suitable candidate in mind.

>>628
You need a pharmaceutical regime that is administered by a psychological professional.

>>629
Cloan. All RedCream cloans are homosexual, as you continued to prove.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 8:01

Is this your favorite vidya game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyKEPZCXgZs

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 8:34

What do you think are the nutritional benefits of a meal like this?????? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Cum_eating_order.jpg

Name: RedCream 2012-02-08 9:10

>>632
I do not play video games. They are for pasty-white, basement-dwelling, virgin-nerd Cheetos eaters with orange-stained fingers wiped not-so-clean on their bulging center sections.

>>633
I see no conceivable nutritional value.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 12:15

Sucs sae veyski?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 12:38

What is RedCream's opinion on Newtonian mechanics?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 16:44

What does [SECRET] do?

Name: RedCream 2012-02-08 19:58

>>635
Is that not Serbo-Croatian?

>>636
It is good for common tasks in physics, but when we get very small or very fast, it is really useless.

>>637
I will not indulge in the irony of that. [secret]moot's penis size is 2.3 inches.[/secret]

Name: RedChineseCream 2012-02-09 2:39

>>638
Haha!  That like half normal penis!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 3:13

Japaese people are pasty-white, basement-dwelling, virgin-nerd Cheetos eaters with orange-stained fingers wiped not-so-clean on their bulging center sections?

They've always seemed like quite slim people to me.
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