I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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mamushi_72_sai2007-05-03 16:18 ID:HBgTl2+E
this is the same guy who talks about densha and how he is soo "otaku". goddamn I cant stand that word. ITS CALLED ANIME NERD YOU STUPID SHIT.
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Barachem2007-05-03 19:22 ID:s8mylyKk
I love animu meganekko, i'd like to have a nice one as a gf.
But i know it's just another conspiracy of my head to keep me single forever.
But i don't care, i'm too deadserious about relationships anyway to be on the prowl for some nice chick.
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I like Captain Aizen because he is a yaoi like me, except he has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Captain Aizen also likes videogames and he is kawaii. And there are gays in the show and that's good because I like gays and I will never have a boyfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Captain Aizen is like my dreamboi he has a :3 face I love that. He is also nice why aren't real boys nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Captain Aizen and he wouldn't dump me because he's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch yaoi and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with him because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with Captain Aizen.
But that's only babes! And not Captain Aizen! Thereforce that link is made from pure fail.
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Anonymous2007-05-17 19:38 ID:i7gIgN1l
i wont let this thread die
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Anonymous2007-05-18 15:05 ID:YK49yPcQ
:3
KONATA
<3 <3 <3 <3
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Anonymous2007-05-18 21:07 ID:WqCqg/dG
Sex is for whimps.
Real men search for their animu soulmates through M$X0 LIVE chat
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Anonymous2007-05-19 5:57 ID:6ZeVQviS
Is the :3 her mouth or chin?
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Anonymous2007-05-19 10:37 ID:5Mhiv0J+
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Anonymous2007-05-20 5:01 ID:ldUY8+lc
i wont let this thread die
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Anonymous2007-05-21 0:52 ID:DQ0z6I9/
Timotei :3
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Anonymous2007-05-23 19:09 ID:LJXxuTkO
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-05-24 17:04 ID:ZnabdHeS
i wont let this thread die
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Anonymous2007-05-24 18:06 ID:dSsEimUk
it's already dead
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Anonymous2007-05-24 19:07 ID:ZnabdHeS
i wont let this thread die regardless
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Anonymous2007-05-25 3:18 ID:YnFOnVLx
cunt
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Anonymous2007-05-25 23:24 ID:S27Zcyct
i wont let this thread die :3
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Mr. Penguin2007-05-26 0:42 ID:tDTZuX04
She's never be interested in you. Naruto!? Honestly you should be ashamed of yourself...
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Anonymous2007-05-26 15:49 ID:vmYsdx3B
Let's just talk about sexy Captain Aizen. <3
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Anonymous2007-05-28 11:03 ID:rr1+XZZt
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-05-28 13:19 ID:HZnNzbTN
Ooh, Captain Aizen. I luv u. <3 <3
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Anonymous2007-05-28 14:34 ID:OgU3Dtqw
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-05-28 14:54 ID:HZnNzbTN
Giev Captain Aizen hentai, pl0x
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Anonymous2007-05-28 21:52 ID:KLfADE4x
i wont let this thread die :3
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Sasuke2007-05-28 22:39 ID:nBBOdjab
Combo breaker!
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Anonymous2007-05-30 7:35 ID:ZecD7oku
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-05-30 20:51 ID:1e/poCWd
I guess this is why they call this forum "Anime" ROFL xD
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Anonymous2007-06-02 22:22 ID:pp67o4NV
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-06-05 0:28 ID:MQDRb4Qc
wow
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Anonymous2007-06-05 6:00 ID:p5/R/d4i
Solo hunting deshou deshou
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Anonymous2007-06-05 15:04 ID:0GAOa/nf
Needs more Captain Aizen.
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Anonymous2007-06-10 19:06 ID:d0XGvVIH
Needs more :3
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Anonymous2007-06-11 6:39 ID:630RnBnA
You get your :3, when I get my Captain Aizen!
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Anonymous2007-06-11 16:48 ID:pVP/WlbO
i wont let this thread die :3
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DeathGod2007-06-11 17:01 ID:UrZPD5Ee
I agree needs more Captian Aizen
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Anonymous2007-06-12 7:12 ID:mAeM0bub
Konata is win, but Akiba is such a repellent whore that you'd just love to fuck and then smack around a little before she gets her strap-on dildo out and then starts pegging you.
I want to live with Kaede but then start going out with Asa so Kaede can go yandere on me and after a few days when she'd come crying in my arms I'll say "fuck Asa, I have a Kaede" and then she'd all be like "omg omg thank you let me bake you a cake and then we'll have sex".
AWESOME OR WHAT
"Lucky Star" is one of the best anime shows of all time. It is by far the funniest comedy anime ever created, far surpassing breakthrough shows like "Pani Poni Dash!" and "Cromartie High School". The 2002 anime "Azumanga Daioh" is the only other show that comes close. When you watch a comedy show, it is common to smile, chuckle or laugh - but when you watch "Lucky Star", particularly the first two to three episodes, you find yourself laughing so hard it hurts. This is a laugh out loud and stomp your feet show thanks to a brilliant comic talent - KyoAni. Many people who I have talked to about this show have said they "don't get it" and that the rapid fire otaku cultural references fly over their heads. I say, exactly. This show is clever and sharp and if you actually laugh at crap like "Ouran High School Host Club", you won't "get" this show either. Unlike every other pale, bland humored show out there, "Lucky Star" is full flavored, knock you on your ass funny. Do not miss the chance to see it every time its released, you'll be witnessing anime history.
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Anonymous2007-07-01 15:59 ID:CfzMLW8N
Lucky Star is mostly popular with older boys, roughly between the ages of 16~24 years of age (known as 'otaku'). It's popular for a variety of reasons, the first of which is that the designs are very cute, conveying a friendly atmosphere devoid of personal fears and the like, essentially a paradise of no worries. At the same time, though, that is, underneath the girl's clothing, are very developed bodies capable of the "mature" things boys crave - effectively, it's the best of both worlds for these otaku.
But what about the content? Otaku aren't known for being social - they love "mature" acts with girls but have no idea about how they actuall work or how to interact with girls. Lucky Star offers those boys an opportunity to observe girls in their natural habitat, rendering this a "documentary anime" - it demystifies the stereotypes of girls by showing that they have interests, thoughts and feelings as well, that they exist as humans and that their sole purpose on this world is not for "mature" acts.
That is not to say they are not aware of their biological capabilities - indeed, during many parts of the show they joke about their anatomy, and no doubt they also think about boys in the same way boys think about them.
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Anonymous2007-07-02 1:19 ID:KmnHnHol
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-07-02 9:45 ID:es+fJe1a
tl;dr
also :3
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DGKHJREIU2007-07-02 15:40 ID:0ujVrELI
WHO CARES 4CHAN SUCKS!!!!
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Anonymous2007-07-02 16:26 ID:BDfjuS8Q
Looking for a new anime to watch? Try watching Lucky Star.
Although it was geared to target those with specific tastes in “moe” and “loli” this title actually contains stuff that you don’t usually take time to think and realize about.
For instance, how to eat a croquette. Do you start at the top opening or the bottom part that looks like a cone? It also talks about the more normal everyday school routines, like doing homework, cramming for assignments after summer breaks and participating in school events.
Rare to some Anime titles, it also includes some issues on video gaming among youth and how they handle it. I for one can relate to this Anime because during my time, MMOs were at its infancy and was steadily becoming the rage.
One thing that actually made me watch the series is also the ending theme. Its never the same. The main characters are happily singing away random Japanese songs. Some from Anime, others from old live action series and others popular songs at the time.
Oh and did I mention that one of the characters is actually the voice actress of Haruhi Suzumiya (Aya Hirano)?
The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Lucky Star. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.
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Anonymous2007-07-04 17:22 ID:2bfEZN1p
i won't let this thread die desu
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Anonymous2007-07-06 21:02 ID:1bzw6Czg
no desu
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Anonymous2007-07-07 18:09 ID:5Pr3KH3T
Lucky Star is mostly popular with older boys, roughly between the ages of 16~24 years of age (known as 'otaku'). It's popular for a variety of reasons, the first of which is that the designs are very cute, conveying a friendly atmosphere devoid of personal fears and the like, essentially a paradise of no worries. At the same time, though, that is, underneath the girl's clothing, are very developed bodies capable of the "mature" things boys crave - effectively, it's the best of both worlds for these otaku.
But what about the content? Otaku aren't known for being social - they love "mature" acts with girls but have no idea about how they actuall work or how to interact with girls. Lucky Star offers those boys an opportunity to observe girls in their natural habitat, rendering this a "documentary anime" - it demystifies the stereotypes of girls by showing that they have interests, thoughts and feelings as well, that they exist as humans and that their sole purpose on this world is not for "mature" acts.
That is not to say they are not aware of their biological capabilities - indeed, during many parts of the show they joke about their anatomy, and no doubt they also think about boys in the same way boys think about them.
Yes, but consider that GL 15 had over 22000 frames of animation, whereas an important episode in your normal series has around 12000.
I think it still equates to GL's being superior even against a 52 episode animu because even by normal standards it is so infinitely superior.
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Anonymous2007-07-09 20:14 ID:7EQ1khOB
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-07-10 0:35 ID:ycU12/wi
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mamushi_72_sai2007-07-10 21:26 ID:Ld2VK6Wk
after 13 of lucky star I myself have come to the realisation that I too am in love with konata izumi. when I was in 8th grade I read love hina and fell head over heals for shinobu maehara. shinobu was a softspoken frail girl who cried alot and easily blushed. at that time I had a similal personality. the sence then I learned that most people are attracted to themselfs only in the form of the opposite sex which might explain why I loved shinobu for soo long. from love hina I moved on to various anime and have watched at least 50 different shows and thouroughly enjoyed them all. I am proficient at japanese and have been told by people who only speak japanese that I should live there.
when I saw konatas room in lucky star I acctually found it quite pathetic for a character who is described as an "otaku". I myself pwn her when it comes to anime merchendice.although I still hold my beleif that I am attracted to her because I she her and a mirror image of myself.
Last night I couldent stop thinking of her. I imagined what It would be like for her to be laying where I sleep(on the floor of my room) as we embace eachother.I imagined the sweet taste of her saliva as we kissed. and the warmth of her skin as we held our bodies close together. the warmth of her thighs as she sits on my lap. and of cource the wonderfull beautifull sex we would have together.
I woke up and imagined her. what if she was here. would she cook breakfast for me? would she hold me as tightly as she could as I left for work? would she kiss me goodbye?
on the bus I had to hide my erection as I sit dazed by the thought of her.I even have a coworker who is a small female who likes anime and games but I payed no attention to her today. Konata Izumi is something else and I would give anthing to find her in real life.
I never had a mom. While I do think she's hot, it's less about that. If you've seen Gurren Lagann, you'll know Nia is incredibly kind and generous and innocent and loveable, but not without her own sort of depth.
loli Nia is cute and huggable, mature Nia looks so kind and loving.
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Anonymous2007-07-13 7:12 ID:WbF3RIkR
100get
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Anonymous2007-07-13 11:12 ID:PIIgPAgq
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Anonymous2007-07-13 19:01 ID:xW/BmV65
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-07-13 19:10 ID:uyGTLQBj
Kona-chan Kawaii!!
Wanna take her home!!!
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Anonymous2007-07-13 20:31 ID:xW/BmV65
Improving my visualisation and lucid dreaming abilities was enough for me to be with my Feito-chan every night.
I'm still working on stabilizing my mental state, as she frequently switches from loli to healthy from a dream scene to another. As I have a very different relationship with both, it's a little annoying.
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Anonymous2007-07-14 8:28 ID:W2c0OqFa
Last time I dreamed I was with Fate, I was Nanoha, but as we were starting to make good use of that ultra-wide bed, I realized I didn't know how it feels like not having a dick, and woke up from the paradox ;_;
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Anonymous2007-07-14 11:29 ID:Sez0MI3T
¦3-chan is sooo cute~ I want to marry her and let her goof off all day while I cook and clean and work to finance her gaming needs.
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mamushi_72_sai2007-07-14 15:05 ID:Mk2v+ubV
>>106
whenever i game or watch anime i imagine that we are both naked and shes palying with me or watching me while shes on my lap. sometimes she is bouncing with it on the outside of her vag somtimes its deep in her pooper and shes puting all her weight on it by balancing with her legs up.
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Anonymous2007-07-14 17:07 ID:lzmN2SWu
Most people usually have their mental imaging engine destroyed nowadays. Mostly due to television, gaming, and internet. It's not limited to just young people, most adults have the same problem, due to work stress, alcohol, and the work office pressure to be promoted. I myself have a healthy mental imaging engine, that's why I can nearly feel everything I visualize. I can even imagine myself having breasts, and rubbing it on another imaginary pair of breasts, usually connected to healthy touhou characters. Last time, I rubbed it with Sakuya, and while that was happening, I wrapped my arms around her, in a tight embrace. Her eyes were narrow and glowed with pleasure at the sensation, her pink lips formed a small o, moaning softly, her mind was occupied the glorious activity I had immersed ourselves into. As our chest motions intensified, our breaths became faster, heavier, with our sweat serving as lubricant, the excitement of it all was leaving us both in a state of bliss, unaware of everything around us, we could only utter small gasps as the continuous rhythm sucked us both deeper and deeper into.... then my mom walked in my room. :(
We aren't watching westerners on the street you cunt, we're watching little japanese girls talking to each other and yes, it does sound natural to hear a japanese girl call her older sister onee-chan.
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is Rucky Star!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot waifu Konata!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…KONATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KONATA-CHAN!!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how hot I am *___* she grabbed my hand and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE CORNET!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat fag watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY GIRL WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TSUKASA CAUSE KONATA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! (o_o)” then konata held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became otaku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)
You have found the meaning of your life (even though I smell a troll, the things you say apply to everyone who watches Lucky Star). It's to be nothing. It's to die alone having accomplished nothing but making people feel better about themselves. Good thing I'm not like you :)
>>164
If you think the meaning of life is just to accomplish something just to make yourself feel better because you know you're just an insignificant person out of the hundreds of billions of people who have lived on this earth, think again. You are just as insignificant as any basement dweller. When you are gone they is a thousand more eligible people to take your job, a thousand more people to take your place as a friend, as a leader, as father, as anything.
Enjoy thinking that you have more worth than the others. When you lie on your deathbed you'll find it's all an illusion of society.
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Anonymous2007-08-06 15:31 ID:odtjoOPf
I feel better because I have Konata
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Anonymous2007-08-06 17:57 ID:yKKjwuUv
>>167
At least I have offspring, unlike so many others.. It's all about the genes, man.
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Anonymous2007-08-07 16:08 ID:NO1rF8wW
>>169
looks like someone was too dumb to figure out how condoms work. congrats faget, now you'll have to live that shitty 3D life forever.
Captain Aizen = Fit
but Kyoraku is the sex and made of pure win!!!
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Anonymous2007-08-18 18:02 ID:aZrnNUD9
wow. Obsessive much o_O
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Anonymous2007-08-19 12:23 ID:vyqwQzG9
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-08-19 16:18 ID:o2IHWUbh
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
I had an ex who thought she was fucking Konata. It got really annoying. Konata plays MMORPG's, my ex did not, but she will INSIST that she is like Konata. Konata is smart, my ex was not. Konata is witty, my ex, well... You can see where this is going.
/nerd rage
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Anonymous2007-08-23 18:01 ID:TlqHz3FS
oh and i thought that only i fell in love with kona chan :3
I don't know if Konata should be considered "smart". Funny yes, smart... well, maybe in a very dumb way. Wouldn't want to have a conversation with her though, you can tell based on the snippets the show gives us of the conversations mercifully cut short by Kagami about X monster's ability and yada, yada.
She's clearly intuitive and rational if she's able to stay up the night before a test to study, and still get the same 80% as Kagami. It's just that she's idiosyncratic, and would rather spend her time playing games than doing boring schoolwork. Are you telling me that specialization in topics different from the expected norm don't qualify her as intelligent?
lulz you go have sex with kawaii anime videogame loving otakus
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Anonymous2007-08-26 4:32 ID:/+j1gQ4q
:3 the legend will never die
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Anonymous2007-08-26 17:29 ID:aTkkuVXo
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2007-08-27 9:29 ID:7qrqWaMB
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-08-27 9:43 ID:WfSY5ODQ
you fail because Konata don't watch Naruto!
Naruto is pure fail, and you too
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Anonymous2007-08-28 3:19 ID:RmixzZgs
SHE ISN'T REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T MAKE HER REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE ISN'T REAL!
YOU CAN'T MAKE HER REAL!!!!!!!!
WAIFUS HAVE LEFT ME IN DESPAIR! I'M GONNA GO TALK TO MINE NOW.
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Anonymous2007-08-28 17:01 ID:pKqzwmIQ
i wont let this thread die :3
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Anonymous2007-08-29 14:23 ID:lzezQb39
OK so I watch this anime. AND FOR 4 MILLION YEARS I'm stuck listening to this shit about pastries and I don't even know the main character. It's Konata and she's talking about some shit about food with her friends.
Now L is dead and there's nothing funny. I'm getting a little bored. But my friends are like "KEEP WATCHING! KEEP WATCHING!" eventually anime references are coming out of every orifice. It's awesome. Just stick with it. So I do and I listen to all the shit about food and anime and I watch as some bitch talks about Balsamic Vinegar and the girl's dad jacks off to underage girls until I finally find some funny parts. But it's total bullshit. It took me like 4 years. I didn't see any parts that made me laugh for like a hundred millennium.
Meanwhile you're watching Gurren Lagann and it's like BITCH GANMEN COMIN UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW! DRILL EM IN THE FACE! DRILL THEM! GRAB THE DRILL THING AND SHOOT RIGHT THROUGH THEM! YOU DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT! WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU!! What are you talking about Spiral power for? WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT FOOD! BITCH GANMEN IN THE ROOM!
HIS GANMEN'S GOT HUGE SWORDS! HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS! DRILL EM IN THE FACE!! DRILL EM IN THE FACE!!!
And then you go back to Lucky Star and it's just a bunch of talking. It's all this anime bullshit with Haruhi and they're all like "HEY LET'S DANCE TO SOME ENDING THEME MUSIC"... and nothing happens.
Meanwhile. You go back to Gurren Lagann and it's like BITCH THIS AIN'T US TALKING WE'RE FUCKING GROWING DRILLS OUT OF OUR ARMS! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO GRAB SOME COKE IT'S STILL HAPPENING! JUMP ASSHOLE JUMP! HELIX KING DAUGHTERS IN DANGER!
Pretty much. I don't know why the fuck people like Lucky Star.
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Anonymous2007-08-30 4:34 ID:9XmgVfNT
Well I just bought the Lucky Star ED CD from importCDs because I couldn't bear to download it. So I guess I'm contributing somewhat to the industry. But I wonder why anyone would chose to buy a CD these days, except out of guilt/respect for the makers? It's like buying media these days is a voluntary donation. That can't be a good thing, don't you think?
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Anonymous2007-08-31 0:02 ID:Cminfeex
please americans, do not talk like a anime character.
this is not how normal people talk.
it is a little embarrassing too watch.
because she doesnt understand she is fool.
but i would also like to fuck this girl,
at full force in her vagina, mouth and anus.
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mamushi_72_sai2007-08-31 0:21 ID:KNT9mk0f
>>212
YOU FUCKER DONT YOU EVER TAKE ONE STEP NEAR KONATAN SHE IS MINE! SHE LOVE ME AND I LOVE HER. YES I HAVE DONE WHAT NOONE ELSE HAS DONE!! I HAVE CLAIMED IZUMI KONATA AS MY OWN. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT KONATA IZUMI AND MAMUSHI 72 SAI ARE TOGETHER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I bought the remix CD of the opening because some stores in Akiba played the CD while i was there on vacation and i did seem to like the remixes for 1200 yen.
Too bad i'll listen to it in a few weeks, as i sent it via mail among the other CDs, the two cosplay DVDS and the two figurines i also bought, because i wanted to evade the import inspection and keep the stuff nice and dandy.
Yeah, Miyuki's a nice an dandy girl, but i like the creative otaku side of Tamura Hiyori too.
Konata just pales in comparison to Tamura.
She makes me wanna draw more.
All in all, while i was in Tokyo, often visiting Akihabara, i was more interested in exploring stuff than really buying stuff, except for byuing Magic and Lycee cards, buying enough meganekko cards for 3 meganekko only Lycee decks.
It was a nice time and i would like to go back, but the costs are quite prohibitive.
Look, I don't usually comment on threads like these, but I'm Japanese by birth and have been watching the raws as they come out. I hate to say it, but the show is going downhill.
I like the show, but prepare yourself for the massive overhyping that is going on over these few weeks of no subs. Unfortunately, you may be disappointed with the actual episodes once you see them.
Konata is GOD.
She is a mirror, actually. She reflects very precisely the image of the otaku viewer. :)
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Anonymous2007-11-18 18:18
wtf, you guys sick
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Anonymous2007-11-19 6:28
Konata is win, however, the OP is fail. You can't be a loser and be proud of it.
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Anonymous2007-11-19 11:54
OH GOD GET THIS OP SOME HIGURASHI
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Anonymous2007-11-26 9:19
Ok i gotta agree, konata <3
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Anonymous2007-11-27 14:53
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Anonymous2007-11-27 14:53
250 posts?
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Anonymous2007-11-27 18:18
ewww u like an anime character u pervert
haha you have no friends LONER
haha u got dumped many times
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mamushi 72 sai2007-11-27 18:43
>>251
1. yes konata is an angel
2.yes I am a loner.
3.No, you are mistaken, I never had a girlfriend to begin with.
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Anonymous2007-11-28 1:35
I think konata is above watching naruto...
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s2vash!3GqYIJ3Obs2007-11-28 2:56
Konata is cute in my opinion...
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Anonymous2007-11-28 3:43
If Konata existed in the real world, it would have absolutely no time for YOU, so stop with the _Konata is like me so she's the best_ crap.
However, Konata is very likeable on her own, and for that she deserves a fresh bump
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GE3Z2007-11-28 3:55
Konata would look creepy in real life, with giant green eyes taking up a third of her head, and no nose
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Anonymous2007-11-28 6:17
The giant green eyes are 90% of the fun, faggot
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Anonymous2007-11-28 14:01
Konata and Tsuruya's hair in unpractical in real life.
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Anonymous2007-11-28 22:30
I hate lucky star....and yet I love Konata! Why!??!!?!
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Anonymous2007-11-29 6:39
Because you're a fag, but you have good taste
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Anonymous2007-12-01 10:16
Bump for Konata
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Anonymous2007-12-01 14:45
lucky star is targeted to fags like OP because they know that people like him will <3 konata
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Anonymous2007-12-02 7:03
True. Still adorable though
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Anonymous2007-12-04 11:17
BAMPU!
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Sx2 back2007-12-04 11:27
Ohh yea baby
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Anonymous2007-12-04 11:35
I WANNA FUCK KONATA INTO ASS!
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Anonymous2007-12-04 11:47
I really think konata would never watch a shitty anime like naruto
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Anonymous2007-12-04 15:11
>>267
THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT I WANNA FUCK HER INTO ASS!
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
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Anonymous2008-01-10 9:14
No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.
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Anonymous2008-01-11 8:46
The first anime I ever saw was "Revolutionary Girl Utena" the movie. I was attracted to it because it was bizarre and new. It hit me at a vulnerable time; my father and mother had just been murdered. I became obsessed with the "emptiness inside" theme of the movie, and felt that this related to my life somehow. I watched Evangelion next, and absolutely loved the depressing feeling both of these shows left me with. I am a person who loves depressions; I feel that I am at my most creative and "raw" when utterly depressed. The empty feeling these shows gave me filled me with emotions I wanted to recapture.
Like an addict seeking another hit, I kept downloading more and more programs, watching tons of shows. At one point, I had two shoeboxes full of CD-r's packed with Anime programs. I had a library of just about every show ever made. I became obsessive, but I wasn't finding that feeling that was originally there. Sure, I could recapture it with great stuff like Serial Experiments: Lain and Millenium actress, but that was only for a moment.
Eventually, I stopped watching the shows I was downloading, but just grabbed them for the sake of having them. I had to have more. I bought DVD's and didn't watch them. Gradually, over time, I felt my aesthetic become warped. What once was strange and bizarre looking character design became familiar; I sought it out. If I caught a glimpse of an anime style character in real life, I felt a rush; almost as if my hindbrain saw it before I was aware of it. I was visiting a Japanese tea Garden and saw real life schoolgirls in the familiar navy blue fuku uniforms. I was fascinated by them; I was drawn, attracted, but not in a sexual way; it blew my mind to see something in real life that I had before seen only in the abstract.
A familiar feeling came through me when I saw them. I felt the same at that moment as when I had first seen Utena, when I had first finished Evangelion. My obsession took a new direction.
I bought several sailor fuku uniforms from online retailers. J-list was too expensive and didn't sell in the size I desired. I had to have the legitimate stuff. At first it was satisfying to just look at the uniforms. I would keep them clean, iron them, and hang them up every day. The ritual was soothing to me.
Sooner or later I had to do it. I had to wear the uniforms I had treasured. I am proud to report that it took me a few months to break down, to really cross the threshold into utter depravity. After that line had been crossed, though, there was no going back. Tentatively, I started by simply wearing the uniforms around the house. I would wake up very early, before anyone could glimpse at me from outside on the street, and simply do my cleaning and cooking wearing the various uniforms I purchased. I got a matching apron. I would pretend I was getting ready for Japanese High school.
Soon, though, wearing the uniform in private was not enough. I purchased a duster trenchcoat and began walking through town wearing my outfit. Nobody knew, and this made me comfortable. But, again, this soon became insufficient to satisfy my obsession.
I began stalking this girl I knew, Sarah. I checked out her routines; when she left for work, when she got back, what time she went to bed. At first I furtively ventured into her place with my uniform under my trench coat while she was away. I knew where her spare key was because I had helped her move earlier. Speaking of this, I'm a pretty beefy guy. I weigh around 240-260 pounds, but I'm not that tall. A great friend to have if you need to move.
Anyway, gradually, I became more comfortable in her apartment. I started doing stuff like rolling around in her bed, stealing her underwear and putting it in little plastic bags, soforth. As you would expect, I became more and more comfortable doing this, and crossed a line. She came home unexpectedly one day, early from work. Panicked, I hid under the bed in my uniform. Immediately, as she came through the door, she spotted my trench coat. Lying under her bed, the sound of my heavy breathing seemed a thousand times louder than it actually was. I could hear her rooting through the trench coat, and could hear the wrinkling of celophane as she found my empty plastic bags. Thank god they didn't yet have her used underwear in them.
I put my sweaty, meaty hands together and prayed.
I heard her walking around the apartment. Thankfully, she didn't bring anyone with her. My mind was flashing; the excitement had triggered my epilepsy. Suddenly, I was barraged with memories from my first anime program, revolutionary girl utena. I heard her walking around some more, and then sit down on the bed. I saw her clothes come off and hit the floor in front of me. During this time I was controlling myself and having a minor epileptic fit. I could see transformation sequences from anime programs I had watched. It was all coming together; the near hallucinations, the girl in the bed above me, and most of all, my sweaty fuku uniform.
She approached the bathroom and got into the shower. She turned on the water. I was convinced that this was the one moment I had been searching for. This was my chance to cross over into the other world described in Utena; the fabric of reality was thin. I could taste it. In many of my anime programs I had seen the seemingly normal characters, like me, enter into a world of magic and joy.
I rolled out from under the bed and bounded into the bathroom. She saw my large form approaching through the glass of the shower and started screaming. I was having epileptic flashes; the screaming sounded just like "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I was having trouble walking, my steps staggered. I couldn't feel the floor. My meaty hands slammed the shower door open, but she sprayed me with a jet of water. The water triggered another fit and I seized, falling into the bath. She tripped and fell on top of me. As she was screaming and my blood filled the bath, it swirled around reality, and intermingled in my mind. Her screams, the blood, my sweat, the uniform, Japan, schoolgirls, magic, tragedy, terror, and hope all become one to me. For one moment, I could taste it. The anime reality. It was here, like a precious jewel perched between my meaty, sweaty pectorals. And then, gone.
SO yeah I like anime.
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Anonymous2008-01-13 15:41
I won't let this faggot die.
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Anonymous2008-01-13 19:26
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-01-15 23:27
ITT LS haters trolls
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Anonymous2008-01-16 2:33
Girls do their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.
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Anonymous2008-01-16 8:33
Just finished watching Lucky Star. Loved it ;-;
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Anonymous2008-01-16 11:07
aimai 3cm
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Anonymous2008-01-16 12:15
300th post! You faggots! I win! Konata is mine!
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Anonymous2008-01-16 12:28
I want that one girl with that one show with the red hair. Shes hot.
hello!
im a japanease.i lived in tokyo and i am an otaku.
in also japan,they hate otaku people.
do american usual people don't like otaku?
please tell me your thinking!
i want to know what american people always think about being otaku.
i like kimi ga nozomu eien and evangelion.
if you also like these anime,your message please!!!
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Anonymous2008-01-26 14:32
>>314
THERE ARE NO ASIANS ON THIS WEBSITE WHATSOEVER.
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Anonymous2008-01-26 21:27
Woah, did this thread get bumped from the edge of the universe?
Haha, I remember this old goodie... it's called Lucky Star, eh? I remember the good old days when I watched it. I tried rewatching it a week ago, but the animation really has aged, I couldn't stand it at all :/
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Anonymous2008-02-01 13:04
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-02-01 13:29
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Go talk to anyone who actually works in the anime industry who the vast majority of anime shows are targeted for. Guess who they will say? Children and young teens.
>>Go to Japan you will see grownups with anime ringtones, and anything anime you will see for yourself
In the end, anime is not watched by everyone in japan. It is not mainstream. Manga on the other hand is mainstream within the japanese society.
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Anonymous2008-02-01 13:30
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Go talk to anyone who actually works in the anime industry who the vast majority of anime shows are targeted for. Guess who they will say? Children and young teens.
>>Go to Japan you will see grownups with anime ringtones, and anything anime you will see for yourself
In the end, anime is not watched by everyone in japan. It is not mainstream. Manga on the other hand is mainstream within the japanese society.
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Anonymous2008-02-01 13:30
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Go talk to anyone who actually works in the anime industry who the vast majority of anime shows are targeted for. Guess who they will say? Children and young teens.
>>Go to Japan you will see grownups with anime ringtones, and anything anime you will see for yourself
In the end, anime is not watched by everyone in japan. It is not mainstream. Manga on the other hand is mainstream within the japanese society.
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Anonymous2008-02-01 13:30
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Go talk to anyone who actually works in the anime industry who the vast majority of anime shows are targeted for. Guess who they will say? Children and young teens.
>>Go to Japan you will see grownups with anime ringtones, and anything anime you will see for yourself
In the end, anime is not watched by everyone in japan. It is not mainstream. Manga on the other hand is mainstream within the japanese society.
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Anonymous2008-02-01 13:30
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Go talk to anyone who actually works in the anime industry who the vast majority of anime shows are targeted for. Guess who they will say? Children and young teens.
>>Go to Japan you will see grownups with anime ringtones, and anything anime you will see for yourself
In the end, anime is not watched by everyone in japan. It is not mainstream. Manga on the other hand is mainstream within the japanese society.
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Anonymous2008-02-01 14:42
Haha, I remember this old goodie... it's called Lucky Star, eh? I remember the good old days when I watched it. I tried rewatching it a week ago, but the animation really has aged, I couldn't stand it at all :/
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Anonymous2008-02-02 10:30
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-02-02 13:48
>>332
You're just like the game faggots saying that every game older than 5 months is so aged while I wonder if a game better than Hexen will ever appear.
Also, probably the last weeks's episode was already aged and you barely find the power to watch it. Maybe if you can focus your mind into the future, you can see really new and groovy anime
>>344
Sorry, what i meant to say was
Lucky Star and Haruhi suck
Even Naruto and Inuyasha are better
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Anonymous2008-02-07 16:49
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-02-09 3:35
I found so many people called this pretentious babble, but it was hardly that.
This show lives on its own ideas about humanity, individualism, “God”, social issues, mythology (many of the characters borrow from Celtic, Norse and ancient Greek pre-Christian mythology), identity, civilization, social hierarchy’s and so much more. It only slightly borrows pre-existing philosophical ideas, and when it does, it expands on them. It’s easy to say it’s pretentious if you don’t get it, but if you can grasp the subjects at hand and realize they’re not what the show is primarily about - and rather simply a backing to it - then it’s easy to enjoy this for what it is. It’s one of the finest pieces of science fiction I’ve seen.
It’s interesting to take note that a few of the main robots/AutoReivs are named after Edmund Husserl, Jacques Lacan, and Jacques Derrida. If you’re familiar with their philosophical and educational subjects, it really adds a lot of depth to the series (concepts about deconstruction, structuralism, epistemology). This form of “covert intellectualism” (for lack of a better word) reminds me a lot of Boogiepop Phantom and Serial Experiments Lain, which had lots and lots of subtle ideas planted into the show that really need a conscious mind to notice and interpret.
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Anonymous2008-02-10 4:35
Lucky Star lives on its own ideas about humanity, individualism, “God”, social issues, mythology (many of the characters borrow from Celtic, Norse and ancient Greek pre-Christian mythology), identity, civilization, social hierarchy’s and so much more. It only slightly borrows pre-existing philosophical ideas, and when it does, it expands on them. It’s easy to say it’s pretentious if you don’t get it, but if you can grasp the subjects at hand and realize they’re not what the show is primarily about - and rather simply a backing to it - then it’s easy to enjoy this for what it is. It’s one of the finest pieces of science fiction I’ve seen.
It’s interesting to take note that a few of the main robots/AutoReivs are named after Edmund Husserl, Jacques Lacan, and Jacques Derrida. If you’re familiar with their philosophical and educational subjects, it really adds a lot of depth to the series (concepts about deconstruction, structuralism, epistemology). This form of “covert intellectualism” (for lack of a better word) reminds me a lot of Boogiepop Phantom and Serial Experiments Lain, which had lots and lots of subtle ideas planted into the show that really need a conscious mind to notice and interpret.
>>410
Yes, the twintails are indeed important, perhaps of the highest importance, but I would put the bust size right after that.
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Anonymous2008-03-19 14:16
KAGAMIN
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Anonymous2008-03-20 10:02
Ah, Kagami Hiiragi, my dream tsundere girl. Oh how much I would give for her to get pissed off at me and then blush as I confess my love to her, ah, I am bleeding from my nose.
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Anonymous2008-03-20 15:23
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-03-20 19:26
Sorry, Konata is mine... Try Miyuki, she's pretty cute.
who r you i feel the exact same way as you do and i had a feeling that that was another reason why i like her so much i too would like to find her in real life
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Anonymous2008-03-25 2:15
omg!! wtf?? what the hell are you talking?? lets talk about cool hentai sites and stop fucking with personal problems dudes
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Anonymous2008-03-25 7:26
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-03-25 14:38
I use green on black because I have seen the matrix and it makes me feel like trinity. Oh god i wish is was trinity ;_;
Trinity also likes nmap and she is kawaii. And there are hackers in the movie and that's good because I like hacksaws and I will never have mad skills. Why am I such a loser?
Trinity is like my dreamgirl she has a LaTeX suit I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got winnuked a lot of times but I love Trinity and she wouldn't packet me because she's so nice and cool.
We would hack the Matrix all day and watch glyph codes and other cool animations on the HUD, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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Anonymous2008-03-25 18:21
I'll never forget the last episode of Lucky Star. I had been waiting for so long for them to do the dance. I was patiently sitting, waiting, knowing it was coming. It was all I had left. Now, finally I have experienced it. I no longer have any need for anything in life. My life is complete. I have reached a level of enlightenment beyond nirvana or any so called inner peace. After waiting for over twenty four weeks I have finally been able to experience the greatest moment in the history of anime, no mankind, the enhanced Lucky Star dance. I was sweating the whole episode, I knew it was coming, I could feel it. It was calling to me; I could feel its force telling me it was coming. It wanted me and I wanted it. From the second I saw them talking about a cheer-leading routine I knew it was coming. Everything I had been hoping for, this whole anime season, no my whole life was leading up to this very point. The second it began I showed no emotion, my eyes were glued I was perplexed and amazed. The meaning of life and the entire history of man and the universe and everything before and after flashed before my eyes. It was the most amazing experience of my life. After it ended I looked to the floor and noticed I was now in midair, hovering five feet above the ground. I have no need for worldly possessions. I know everything and need nothing. I completely understand the universe. I have reached Lucky Enlightenment.
I like moot because she is a loser like me, except she has no friends. Oh god I wish I could be his friend ;_;
moot also likes running a shitty website and she is kawaii. And there are fags on his website and that's good because I hate fags and I will keep trolling those fags. Why am I such a loser?!
moot is like my dreamgirl she has a 3=====D I love that. She is also mean why aren't real girls mean like him!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love moot and she wouldn't dump me because she's so gay and full of fail.
We would ban anonymous all day and watch dongs and other cool whats on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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Anonymous2008-03-25 20:36
KAGAMIN
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Anonymous2008-03-26 21:43
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-03-28 7:53
Fucking christ I'm going insane.. I want to be this girl. I don't mean I just want to "roleplay" as her or cosplay as her. I mean I want to emulate the motherfucker down to EVERY LAST DETAIL and personality..I don't watch anime and i'd even go as far as doing that. In short, figuratively speak I want to "kill" my current self and be reborn as Konata from Lucky Star.
God fucking damn I need to get away from the anime it's making me go super nutty.
>Well, off to watch anime, play some wow, and then go have sex. Ima call you out, troll. Women are too high maintenance to just fuck when you feel like it. You wont have enough hours in the day to watch a couple eps, do a dungeon or two and THEN have sex. Shit I think im doing good to get laid once a week, that week being filled with fucking "i wub u's", expensive dinners, faux attention to her, and so forth. Not to mention work and sleep.
tl;dr
Stay here on 4chan and post away, you prepubescent virgin ultrageek.
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Anonymous2008-04-01 2:51
Lucky Star is, really, an anime for the patient, as it can be very slowed paced. It has a strange, almost old-fashioned sort of humor. If you don't like any of that, you won't like it. That said, I find it to be one of the very best animes I have ever watched. It's amusing in a way that nothing else has seemed to capture. Well, in my opinion, anyway.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the anime fan'. First I pose in the shower in the classic 'Caramelldansen' pose. With my eyes closed I dance there for a minute, visualizing either Konata-chan or Haruhi-sama and I start to hum the Caramelldansen theme. Then I slowly rise my cock to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless anime freak. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my saggy weeaboo hips. It ruins the fantasy.
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Anonymous2008-04-21 20:47
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-04-21 20:47
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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insert name here:2008-04-21 21:02
i shall help you keep this pathetic thread alive
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Anonymous2008-04-22 2:57
i want to fuck the shit out of konata
and the organs and various other internals so i can insert myself into her skin and become konata
then i will fuck every cute boi in the world~
One time i dressed up as akira and memorized the dance from the lucky star OP. I remember watching the OP over and over, memorizing each step as if it was their last. Soon i started to become one with the rhythm, my heart beat, my legs ached but i was finally doing it! I had finally memorized the dance so i shouted out with joy "Timotei~" and that's when things took a turn for the worse. My sister opened my door, she just stood in horror as she saw her older brother in black spandex and a pink wig. She continued to stand and stare for a minute but then she just shook her head and shut the door. We haven't spoken since.
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Anonymous2008-04-25 14:06
>>492
Just tell her you wish to be the little girl.
oh wow ive been trolling 4chan for years and this is my first time on the anime text board, and this is the first fucking thread i see. holy shit im never coming here again
Kagami's head and personality on Konata's body = fap fap fap
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Anonymous2008-05-09 6:50
>>519
I fapped to Kagami, Tsukasa and Konata once. After that I was dissapointed.
They are only cute. Not fapable characters. >>518
NO U! >>517
:3:3:3:3:3:3:3 fastfag >>516
What's that?
KAGAMIIIII!
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Anonymous2008-05-12 4:36
konata is awesome
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Anonymous2008-05-12 14:30
hai
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Anonymous2008-05-13 21:48
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-05-13 22:09
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-05-14 13:36
How pathetic. I'm an otaku who spends more time watching anime, playing video games, and reading comics/manga than I do perform necessary functions of life, and I have quite a few friends. There are plenty of nice girls, you just have to a) not be butt-ugly and b) actually approach them. Goddamn whiny bitch.
Every. Girl. That. Is. On. The. Internet. Is. Konata. Yes, they all play games. Yes, they're all cute. Yes, they all say, "but I'm not", "not like everyone else", "I'm smart", "nya/desu/meow (etc.)". Yes, they all have decent grades without trying. Who doesn't if they possess an ounce of intelligence? Yes, they all. Act. The. Same.
Which is why I hate Lucky Star. So fuck you all, take this fucking sage, and buy yourself some goddamn common sense.
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Anonymous2008-05-22 1:24
>>537
What. In. The. Hell. Are. You. Talking. About?
"Which is why I hate Lucky Star."
Because one character that a lot of guys like?
Hey looking up for Eric and Matt from the Gundam Panel at ACEN 08 and I am looking for the Red Comet aka Char on here too Where are you buddy I am hunting you down XD
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Planetes and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
>>551
But not well known enough to make >>547 work. There is no clear target audience to his troll, so either you don't get it, either you're already in the joke.
In short, 2/10
I have a morning ritual that I feel I need share. I call it "Konata Izumi." First, I squat down in the shower in the classic "pwning the boss" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either my moe anemic girlfriend or that guy from half life, but not the chick in the second game game because she sucked. I start to hum the Lucky Star theme, first in my head, and then outloud with gradual increase in volume. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. I feel like Konata Izumi. It helps me to proceed through my day as a n00b pwning badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my dainty leg. It ruins my school girl fantasy.
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Anonymous2008-06-11 16:22
Cant wait for more Konata when the ova comes out
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Anonymous2008-06-13 5:13
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-14 7:37
Konata is the love of my life.
No girl could ever be as cool and sexy as my precious Konata. Every day I sit and watch Lucky Star for hours on end, when she gets hurt I hurt myself, when she cries I cry too, and when she smiles I reach over and touch the cold screen in the desperate hope that one day I might be able to fall through the monitor and we can be together. People say that my Konata is not gay but I know that's not true, I'm sure that we could be so happy together, we'd go for walks in the countryside, I'd buy her nice clothes to wear and I'd treat her like the princess she truly is. One day she'll tearfully tell me about her overweight issues and I'll gently wipe the tears from her soft cheeks and then tenderly kiss her quivering lips. She'll wrap her arms tightly around me and I'll bask in her warmth knowing that I've finally found true happiness.
Until then I'll continue my daily ritual, hour upon hour in front of the screen as my body slowly withers, crumbles and then turns to dust. I'm waiting for you my love, please come and save me soon.
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Anonymous2008-06-14 12:40
:3
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Anonymous2008-06-14 17:45
Kill yourslf
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Anonymous2008-06-15 0:46
best loli or BEST loli
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Anonymous2008-06-15 18:42
she's 17 you nigger
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Anonymous2008-06-17 23:14
@anon from post #1. You aren't the slightest bit funny. Get some new and original material. KTHXBYE
i'm not going to judge you since i dont know you, but i like yor passion for hot anime girls^^
I'm full otaku but i still have a lot friends, i'm just likethat and i accept it, you should get out a bit more, but never loose this passion just because some other idiots are going to judge you before they know you
lol, yuki nagato DOES come off as loli though she's not supposed to
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Anonymous2008-06-20 16:10
3 years old
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Anonymous2008-06-21 1:57
everyone in shny is 3 yrs old.
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Anonymous2008-06-21 11:24
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-22 3:57
I like Konata!
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Anonymous2008-06-22 9:26
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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金玉儿2008-06-25 0:22
>>1
Why do you like Korea?I would like Japan rather than Korea!!
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Anonymous2008-06-25 5:13
zerg rush
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Anonymous2008-06-25 10:05
>>583
Sorry, but glorious 일본 is far better than ol' 日本.
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Anonymous2008-06-25 19:52
Konata's great... she's a haruhiist, like myself.
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Anonymous2008-06-26 1:02
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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金玉儿2008-06-26 7:46
>>586
Is Korea great?and she?.....umm....I undersyand it!!
Is she south Korean Kim Yuna?
To be sure, she is so wonderful and strong!!It's more than Kimi Mizener!!
>>588
Forgot to mention, she'd probably be Go Younha, also known as ゆんあ in Japan. She sang one of the OP in Bleach - if I recall correctly, it was called "해성" in Corea or ’ほうき・ぼし’ in Japan.
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Anonymous2008-06-27 4:18
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-27 8:40
die
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Anonymous2008-06-27 22:54
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-27 22:54
and i will make a [part 2] once necessary (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-27 23:57
dear god.... OP you're a butt fucking fagot
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Anonymous2008-06-30 11:10
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Aeiden2008-07-01 4:31
Death for this thread might be merciful
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Anonymous2008-07-01 5:28
as much as I hope you're trollin, I would like to have a girl like konota too. Wonder if she would cheat and lie behind my back. But you sir, you need to wake up and embrace the harsh reality that no it isn't going to happen.
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Anonymous2008-07-01 9:48
wut wasn't this thread deleted?
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Anonymous2008-07-01 18:37
Lol fags. I is going to date with irl 'konata' this week. Just blue hair missing, but she's cute little nerd girl. :3
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Anonymous2008-07-02 13:54
:3 Heh~
Girls similar to Konata IRL are distresfully fail copycats.
I love underaged girls for many reasons and my age range is anything from 8 to 30 years old. The perfect loli age for me is around 10-12 years old. She still has no pubic hair or breasts but her overall body already has some sexy form.
Yotsuba: I love her smooth bare chests with 2 cute little nipples. I like to gently squeeze her breast area so that it looks like she does have breasts, then I suck her nipples, pretend breasts and all.
Bald hairless pre-pubescent vagina: God's gift to mankind. Unlike women's vaginas, yotsuba's vaginas are completely hairless and look like beautiful flowers, not fish. My penis would usually be too big to INSERT IGNORE INTO her vagina so I just place the head of my penis onto her vagina and make short and gentle thrusting motions. Alternatively, I like to just use her vagina hole to caress my penis up and down, from the base to the tip. The friction alone is enough to make me cum.
Her little mouth and little fingers: Like her vagina, a little girl's mouth is not enough to take the whole of my penis but they can take enough. The combination of her inexperienced mouth around the tip of my penis and her hands clutched around my shaft is heavenly.
Her carefree and innocent personality: Unlike a woman, a little girl is not bitter, jaded or cynical. Her desire for money hasn't come around yet so she only has one thing that motivates her: curiosity for the unknown. The look of a girl's face when she sees an erect penis for the first time is a mastercard moment.
And that's why I love yotsuba.
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Anonymous2008-09-06 15:39
konata is a cool girl
she plays video games and watches anime
and doesnt afraid of anything
Dude, I met a real life meganekko otaku in Kinokuniya a few weeks ago. Yesterday I saw her in the manga section again, and both of us are too shy to do anything but exchange glances.
Help much?
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Anonymous2008-09-27 12:18
>>675
She thinks you're creepy, stay away from her.
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Hey guys, what the fuck just happened in this thread? Were we Pearl Harbor 2'd?
Anyways, I like Konata. She is very sexy. I want to bone her tight vagina.
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Anonymous2008-11-14 1:39
oh how i love kona-chan :3
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but i wont let this thread get spammed either (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-11-17 0:18
so im gonna push the crap outta the front page (＝ω＝.)
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otaku makes sense as a word because it's easy to distinguish between nerds and anime nerds. But it kind of makes me angry. Even the word anime makes me angry. It's just a word for animation in general. Japanimation makes more sense.
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This one time I was waiting for a pick-up at my local supermarket at like 4pm.
I was getting bored, so I started to hum the Kannagi theme tune to myself. Then out of nowhere, this girl tapped me on the shoulder and just said, "Kannagi wa sugoi desu ne!".
Suddenly, fireworks exploded in the sky and I flew onto a concert stage with 100,000 attendees! The girl with me was Nagi and she was kawaii desu! I sang and danced the OP with her and the crowd loved it, then Konata came out from backstage and started doing the Lucky Star dance on stage! It was so sugoi!
After the concert they all gave me their phone number and said that I could "moshi moshi" them any time. Sugoi!