I like Konata

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

Every. Girl. That. Is. On. The. Internet. Is. Konata. Yes, they all play games. Yes, they're all cute. Yes, they all say, "but I'm not", "not like everyone else", "I'm smart", "nya/desu/meow (etc.)". Yes, they all have decent grades without trying. Who doesn't if they possess an ounce of intelligence? Yes, they all. Act. The. Same.

Which is why I hate Lucky Star. So fuck you all, take this fucking sage, and buy yourself some goddamn common sense.