I like Konata

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

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I don't know if Konata should be considered "smart".  Funny yes, smart... well, maybe in a very dumb way.  Wouldn't want to have a conversation with her though, you can tell based on the snippets the show gives us of the conversations mercifully cut short by Kagami about X monster's ability and yada, yada.