I like Konata

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

I had an ex who thought she was fucking Konata. It got really annoying. Konata plays MMORPG's, my ex did not, but she will INSIST that she is like Konata. Konata is smart, my ex was not. Konata is witty, my ex, well... You can see where this is going.

/nerd rage