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I like Konata

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-03 15:11 ID:J6/WnM3o

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 21:23

Still here? It's 2008 already.
I could never be this persistent. And I've tried.
Good job.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 21:53

>>561
i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 0:20

Unyuu~~~

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 0:16

I have a morning ritual that I feel I need share. I call it "Konata Izumi." First, I squat down in the shower in the classic "pwning the boss" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either my moe anemic girlfriend or that guy from half life, but not the chick in the second game game because she sucked. I start to hum the Lucky Star theme, first in my head, and then outloud with gradual increase in volume. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. I feel like Konata Izumi. It helps me to proceed through my day as a n00b pwning badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my dainty leg. It ruins my school girl fantasy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 16:22

Cant wait for more Konata when the ova comes out

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 5:13

i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 7:37

Konata is the love of my life.

No girl could ever be as cool and sexy as my precious Konata. Every day I sit and watch Lucky Star for hours on end, when she gets hurt I hurt myself, when she cries I cry too, and when she smiles I reach over and touch the cold screen in the desperate hope that one day I might be able to fall through the monitor and we can be together. People say that my Konata is not gay but I know that's not true, I'm sure that we could be so happy together, we'd go for walks in the countryside, I'd buy her nice clothes to wear and I'd treat her like the princess she truly is. One day she'll tearfully tell me about her overweight issues and I'll gently wipe the tears from her soft cheeks and then tenderly kiss her quivering lips. She'll wrap her arms tightly around me and I'll bask in her warmth knowing that I've finally found true happiness.

Until then I'll continue my daily ritual, hour upon hour in front of the screen as my body slowly withers, crumbles and then turns to dust. I'm waiting for you my love, please come and save me soon.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 12:40

:3

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 17:45

Kill yourslf

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 0:46

best loli or BEST loli

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 18:42

she's 17 you nigger

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 23:14

@anon from post #1. You aren't the slightest bit funny. Get some new and original material. KTHXBYE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 6:08

Konata for SAImoe 2008!

Name: DivineWyrm 2008-06-18 13:36

i'm not going to judge you since i dont know you, but i like yor passion for hot anime girls^^

I'm full otaku but i still have a lot friends, i'm just likethat and i accept it, you should get out a bit more, but never loose this passion just because some other idiots are going to judge you before they know you

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:03

i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 1:24

is nagato yuki a loli?_?

Name: DivineWyrm 2008-06-19 19:03

lol, yuki nagato DOES come off as loli though she's not supposed to

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 16:10

3 years old

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 1:57

everyone in shny is 3 yrs old.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 11:24

i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 3:57

I like Konata!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 9:26

i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: 金玉儿 2008-06-25 0:22

>>1
Why do you like Korea?I would like Japan rather than Korea!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 5:13

zerg rush

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 10:05

>>583
Sorry, but glorious 일본 is far better than ol' 日本.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 19:52

Konata's great... she's a haruhiist, like myself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 1:02

i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: 金玉儿 2008-06-26 7:46

>>586
Is Korea great?and she?.....umm....I undersyand it!!
Is she south Korean Kim Yuna?
To be sure, she is so wonderful and strong!!It's more than Kimi Mizener!!

Name: Anonymous of /a/ !!JjmFyc5Q/xRMU9i 2008-06-26 21:08

Just die already.

Name: Anonymous of /a/ !!JjmFyc5Q/xRMU9i 2008-06-26 21:11

>>588
Forgot to mention, she'd probably be Go Younha, also known as ゆんあ in Japan. She sang one of the OP in Bleach - if I recall correctly, it was called "해성" in Corea or ’ほうき・ぼし’ in Japan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 4:18

i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 8:40

die

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 22:54

i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 22:54

and i will make a [part 2] once necessary (=ω=.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 23:57

dear god.... OP you're a butt fucking fagot

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-30 11:10

i wont let this thread die (=ω=.)

Name: Aeiden 2008-07-01 4:31

Death for this thread might be merciful

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 5:28

as much as I hope you're trollin, I would like to have a girl like konota too.  Wonder if she would cheat and lie behind my back.  But you sir, you need to wake up and embrace the harsh reality that no it isn't going to happen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 9:48

wut wasn't this thread deleted?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 18:37

Lol fags. I is going to date with irl 'konata' this week. Just blue hair missing, but she's cute little nerd girl. :3

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