I like Konata

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

One time i dressed up as akira and memorized the dance from the lucky star OP. I remember watching the OP over and over, memorizing each step as if it was their last. Soon i started to become one with the rhythm, my heart beat, my legs ached but i was finally doing it! I had finally memorized the dance so i shouted out with joy "Timotei~" and that's when things took a turn for the worse. My sister opened my door, she just stood in horror as she saw her older brother in black spandex and a pink wig. She continued to stand and stare for a minute but then she just shook her head and shut the door. We haven't spoken since.