I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
Every. Girl. That. Is. On. The. Internet. Is. Konata. Yes, they all play games. Yes, they're all cute. Yes, they all say, "but I'm not", "not like everyone else", "I'm smart", "nya/desu/meow (etc.)". Yes, they all have decent grades without trying. Who doesn't if they possess an ounce of intelligence? Yes, they all. Act. The. Same.
Which is why I hate Lucky Star. So fuck you all, take this fucking sage, and buy yourself some goddamn common sense.
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Anonymous2008-05-22 1:24
>>537
What. In. The. Hell. Are. You. Talking. About?
"Which is why I hate Lucky Star."
Because one character that a lot of guys like?
Hey looking up for Eric and Matt from the Gundam Panel at ACEN 08 and I am looking for the Red Comet aka Char on here too Where are you buddy I am hunting you down XD
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Planetes and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
>>551
But not well known enough to make >>547 work. There is no clear target audience to his troll, so either you don't get it, either you're already in the joke.
In short, 2/10
I have a morning ritual that I feel I need share. I call it "Konata Izumi." First, I squat down in the shower in the classic "pwning the boss" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either my moe anemic girlfriend or that guy from half life, but not the chick in the second game game because she sucked. I start to hum the Lucky Star theme, first in my head, and then outloud with gradual increase in volume. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. I feel like Konata Izumi. It helps me to proceed through my day as a n00b pwning badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my dainty leg. It ruins my school girl fantasy.
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Anonymous2008-06-11 16:22
Cant wait for more Konata when the ova comes out
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Anonymous2008-06-13 5:13
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-14 7:37
Konata is the love of my life.
No girl could ever be as cool and sexy as my precious Konata. Every day I sit and watch Lucky Star for hours on end, when she gets hurt I hurt myself, when she cries I cry too, and when she smiles I reach over and touch the cold screen in the desperate hope that one day I might be able to fall through the monitor and we can be together. People say that my Konata is not gay but I know that's not true, I'm sure that we could be so happy together, we'd go for walks in the countryside, I'd buy her nice clothes to wear and I'd treat her like the princess she truly is. One day she'll tearfully tell me about her overweight issues and I'll gently wipe the tears from her soft cheeks and then tenderly kiss her quivering lips. She'll wrap her arms tightly around me and I'll bask in her warmth knowing that I've finally found true happiness.
Until then I'll continue my daily ritual, hour upon hour in front of the screen as my body slowly withers, crumbles and then turns to dust. I'm waiting for you my love, please come and save me soon.
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Anonymous2008-06-14 12:40
:3
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Anonymous2008-06-14 17:45
Kill yourslf
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Anonymous2008-06-15 0:46
best loli or BEST loli
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Anonymous2008-06-15 18:42
she's 17 you nigger
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Anonymous2008-06-17 23:14
@anon from post #1. You aren't the slightest bit funny. Get some new and original material. KTHXBYE
i'm not going to judge you since i dont know you, but i like yor passion for hot anime girls^^
I'm full otaku but i still have a lot friends, i'm just likethat and i accept it, you should get out a bit more, but never loose this passion just because some other idiots are going to judge you before they know you
lol, yuki nagato DOES come off as loli though she's not supposed to
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Anonymous2008-06-20 16:10
3 years old
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Anonymous2008-06-21 1:57
everyone in shny is 3 yrs old.
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Anonymous2008-06-21 11:24
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-22 3:57
I like Konata!
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Anonymous2008-06-22 9:26
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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金玉儿2008-06-25 0:22
>>1
Why do you like Korea?I would like Japan rather than Korea!!
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Anonymous2008-06-25 5:13
zerg rush
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Anonymous2008-06-25 10:05
>>583
Sorry, but glorious 일본 is far better than ol' 日本.
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Anonymous2008-06-25 19:52
Konata's great... she's a haruhiist, like myself.
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Anonymous2008-06-26 1:02
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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金玉儿2008-06-26 7:46
>>586
Is Korea great?and she?.....umm....I undersyand it!!
Is she south Korean Kim Yuna?
To be sure, she is so wonderful and strong!!It's more than Kimi Mizener!!
>>588
Forgot to mention, she'd probably be Go Younha, also known as ゆんあ in Japan. She sang one of the OP in Bleach - if I recall correctly, it was called "해성" in Corea or ’ほうき・ぼし’ in Japan.
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Anonymous2008-06-27 4:18
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-27 8:40
die
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Anonymous2008-06-27 22:54
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-27 22:54
and i will make a [part 2] once necessary (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-06-27 23:57
dear god.... OP you're a butt fucking fagot
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Anonymous2008-06-30 11:10
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Aeiden2008-07-01 4:31
Death for this thread might be merciful
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Anonymous2008-07-01 5:28
as much as I hope you're trollin, I would like to have a girl like konota too. Wonder if she would cheat and lie behind my back. But you sir, you need to wake up and embrace the harsh reality that no it isn't going to happen.
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Anonymous2008-07-01 9:48
wut wasn't this thread deleted?
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Anonymous2008-07-01 18:37
Lol fags. I is going to date with irl 'konata' this week. Just blue hair missing, but she's cute little nerd girl. :3
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Anonymous2008-07-02 13:54
:3 Heh~
Girls similar to Konata IRL are distresfully fail copycats.