I like Konata

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

OK so I watch this anime. AND FOR 4 MILLION YEARS I'm stuck listening to this shit about pastries and I don't even know the main character. It's Konata and she's talking about some shit about food with her friends.

Now L is dead and there's nothing funny. I'm getting a little bored. But my friends are like "KEEP WATCHING! KEEP WATCHING!" eventually anime references are coming out of every orifice. It's awesome. Just stick with it. So I do and I listen to all the shit about food and anime and I watch as some bitch talks about Balsamic Vinegar and the girl's dad jacks off to underage girls until I finally find some funny parts. But it's total bullshit. It took me like 4 years. I didn't see any parts that made me laugh for like a hundred millennium.

Meanwhile you're watching Gurren Lagann and it's like BITCH GANMEN COMIN UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW! DRILL EM IN THE FACE! DRILL THEM! GRAB THE DRILL THING AND SHOOT RIGHT THROUGH THEM! YOU DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT! WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU!! What are you talking about Spiral power for? WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT FOOD! BITCH GANMEN IN THE ROOM!

HIS GANMEN'S GOT HUGE SWORDS! HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS! DRILL EM IN THE FACE!! DRILL EM IN THE FACE!!!

And then you go back to Lucky Star and it's just a bunch of talking. It's all this anime bullshit with Haruhi and they're all like "HEY LET'S DANCE TO SOME ENDING THEME MUSIC"... and nothing happens.

Meanwhile. You go back to Gurren Lagann and it's like BITCH THIS AIN'T US TALKING WE'RE FUCKING GROWING DRILLS OUT OF OUR ARMS! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO GRAB SOME COKE IT'S STILL HAPPENING! JUMP ASSHOLE JUMP! HELIX KING DAUGHTERS IN DANGER!

IT'S UP TO US!