I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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Anonymous2008-04-21 12:55
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the anime fan'. First I pose in the shower in the classic 'Caramelldansen' pose. With my eyes closed I dance there for a minute, visualizing either Konata-chan or Haruhi-sama and I start to hum the Caramelldansen theme. Then I slowly rise my cock to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless anime freak. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my saggy weeaboo hips. It ruins the fantasy.
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Anonymous2008-04-21 20:47
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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Anonymous2008-04-21 20:47
i wont let this thread die (＝ω＝.)
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insert name here:2008-04-21 21:02
i shall help you keep this pathetic thread alive
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Anonymous2008-04-22 2:57
i want to fuck the shit out of konata
and the organs and various other internals so i can insert myself into her skin and become konata
then i will fuck every cute boi in the world~
One time i dressed up as akira and memorized the dance from the lucky star OP. I remember watching the OP over and over, memorizing each step as if it was their last. Soon i started to become one with the rhythm, my heart beat, my legs ached but i was finally doing it! I had finally memorized the dance so i shouted out with joy "Timotei~" and that's when things took a turn for the worse. My sister opened my door, she just stood in horror as she saw her older brother in black spandex and a pink wig. She continued to stand and stare for a minute but then she just shook her head and shut the door. We haven't spoken since.
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Anonymous2008-04-25 14:06
>>492
Just tell her you wish to be the little girl.
oh wow ive been trolling 4chan for years and this is my first time on the anime text board, and this is the first fucking thread i see. holy shit im never coming here again
Kagami's head and personality on Konata's body = fap fap fap
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Anonymous2008-05-09 6:50
>>519
I fapped to Kagami, Tsukasa and Konata once. After that I was dissapointed.
They are only cute. Not fapable characters. >>518
NO U! >>517
:3:3:3:3:3:3:3 fastfag >>516
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