I like Konata

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

This one time I was waiting for a pick-up at my local supermarket at like 4pm.

I was getting bored, so I started to hum the Kannagi theme tune to myself. Then out of nowhere, this girl tapped me on the shoulder and just said, "Kannagi wa sugoi desu ne!".

Suddenly, fireworks exploded in the sky and I flew onto a concert stage with 100,000 attendees! The girl with me was Nagi and she was kawaii desu! I sang and danced the OP with her and the crowd loved it, then Konata came out from backstage and started doing the Lucky Star dance on stage! It was so sugoi!

After the concert they all gave me their phone number and said that I could "moshi moshi" them any time. Sugoi!

Couldn't believe my luck.