I like Konata

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

Most people usually have their mental imaging engine destroyed nowadays. Mostly due to television, gaming, and internet. It's not limited to just young people, most adults have the same problem, due to work stress, alcohol, and the work office pressure to be promoted. I myself have a healthy mental imaging engine, that's why I can nearly feel everything I visualize. I can even imagine myself having breasts, and rubbing it on another imaginary pair of breasts, usually connected to healthy touhou characters. Last time, I rubbed it with Sakuya, and while that was happening, I wrapped my arms around her, in a tight embrace. Her eyes were narrow and glowed with pleasure at the sensation, her pink lips formed a small o, moaning softly, her mind was occupied the glorious activity I had immersed ourselves into. As our chest motions intensified, our breaths became faster, heavier, with our sweat serving as lubricant, the excitement of it all was leaving us both in a state of bliss, unaware of everything around us, we could only utter small gasps as the continuous rhythm sucked us both deeper and deeper into.... then my mom walked in my room. :(