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[CYOA] Choose Your Own VIP Adventure!

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-09 16:17

The same thread exists on 4 different textboards now. You walk in to /vip/ from your slumber in the cave and decide what to do today.
To post QUALITY posts go to >>2
To JEWS JEWS to >>3
To make your way out of a neolithic slumber that is 4chan/vip/ go to >>241

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-09 17:50

what

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-09 23:10

This doesn't work. SAGE

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-10 10:21

It is hopeless. You commit suicide. Go to >>37

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-10 19:03

You try to sage but you accidentally type 'age'. To see what this results in go to >>10

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-10 20:32

How boring go to >>8-3

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-10 20:33

>>6
You're a worthless VIPPER
Go to >>5-2,1-2,3

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-11 7:15

You accidentally quote like on an imageboard. Go to >>50

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-11 15:29

You are trapped. Go to >>9

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-11 15:31

Your name is blue, but the thread still bumped.

To sage the thread again, go to >>15

To quote OP, go to >>8

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-11 17:59

>>8
Am I playing this correctly?

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-11 20:12

You wonder I'd you are playing this correctly. Go to >>11 to see what you post.

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-12 13:53

You get lost trying to find your way out of the discussion boards.
If you met Snacks-tan go to >>>20
If you are a recent arrival go to >>>21
If MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT go to >>>30

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-13 22:52

You have been eaten by a grue. However, you refuse to die, because dieing isn't [i][u][o]VIP QUALITY![/i][/u][/o]
Instead, thanks to the power of almighty WT-Snacks, your body is regenerated and the beast is slain.

To realize your only purpose in life is to get out of the discussion boards, go to >>13

To spite this thread for no reason other than it is successful, go to >>15

To question the true meaning of your life, go to >>16

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-14 1:20

You type "sage" in the email field, pronouncing the word with two syllables in your head (The VIP way). The thread is not bumped. However, the thread was at the top of the board, so your sage is wasted.

You now have THREE sages left in your inventory.

You see a feline perched on a raised flat surface in the distance.

You see a door marked VIP ACCESS ONLY

To head towards the cat, go to >>22

To attempt opening the door, go to >>26

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-14 1:29

You think for hours, pondering your existence in this mortal plane. You are stumped. You ask your fellow VIPPERs for assistance, but they are too busy posting in a niggertsk thread to hear you.

To slightly lower your standards and ask /lounge/ for assistance, go to >>25

To majorly lower your standards and ask the imageboards for assistance, go to >>13

To ponder the answer in more depth by yourself, go to >>4

To research in your local library, go to >>42

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-14 6:51

You wake up. You have no idea how you got here, as there's nothing that links to >>17. Someone must've trapped you with a clever ruse.

There's nothing here. Go explore the surroundings, go to >>17
To reach around in your pockets, go to >>27

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-14 17:43

This is post 18. It is a railway station. Go to www.1chan.net/rail and bump a thread at random.

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-14 17:57

Nothing links to 19, in fact all of the OP links are dead, let's hope that 241 actually goes somewhere, but anyway, go to >>r0

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-14 19:10

This is way too complicated
Go back to >>1 to try understand how this works, or alternatively, go to >>57 to buy a gun and kill yourself because you are so fucking dumb

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-14 20:13

You arrive at this thread, seemingly lost. A simple glance at the thread would allow you to understand what is happening, but because you are not VIP QUALITY!, you choose not to.

If this is too complicated for you because you haven't understood the concept of CTRL + F yet, go to >>20

If you still can't understand what's going on in this thread, go to >>4

To walk forwards and look at your surroundings, go to >>23

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-15 0:43

The cat says.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT
I WOULDN'T GIVES A RATS ASS BECAUSE I WOULD BE SITTING ON MY TABLE!!
　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　
　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　
　　　　　　　/ 　　　 　 .|
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　 ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　 ＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　 ￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |
WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE


And then he hits you with his table killing you , go to >>37, alternatively if you came from 84 go to >>103

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-15 1:00

Wait, you find yourself in this thread again?
You can keep moving on to >>31
Or you can check out the furry boulder at >>28

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-15 1:29

You come to a fork in the road. On the left, you see a thick forest; filled with dark, knargled branches and dark, rotting wood. Even though you're in a clearing, you can already smell the smell of death looming about. It fills your nose and heart; sticking to your very soul like thick molasses.

On the right, however, is a Wal-Mart Supercentre!

To go left like a goddamn retard, go to >>14

To enter the Wal-Mart Supercentre, go to >>35

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-15 9:28

http://dis.4chan.org/lounge

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-15 14:41

You open the door
Get on the floor
...then a dinosaur walks by
You realize that you now have TWO sages left in your inventory

At least you can follow this path to >>24

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-15 19:38

In your pockets you find a VIPCOIN, go to SAoVQ, alternatively go to >>31 >>19 >>34
>>7-5,19,16,33,19,37-2,19,11,19,234
To use them in order.

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-16 1:03

IT was another VIPPER, but turned out to actually be Dio. You got WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'd, go to >>37

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-16 18:39

Jews I'm afraid. >>5

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-17 2:48

4channers are terrible parasites, but pedos are the most evil fuckups on earth. They need to be hanged from light poles until people get the message that that shot is not okay, not even top think about. It's disgusting.

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-17 21:39

This is post 31. >>301

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-17 21:41

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: VIPPER 2013-02-17 22:24



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Name: VIPPER 2013-02-27 17:20

The VIPcoin weighs heavily in your hand. You examine the sides, and sure enough there's a number on one side, and a design on the other.

To flip the coin, go to >>41
To resist temptation, go to >>42
To hum a slow ditty, go to >>35

Name: VIPPER 2013-03-23 9:45

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. I'll mutter a naughty limerick, instead.

If you were on a ship called Venus, go to >>36
If it's about an engineer from Aberdeen, go to >>38
If your hammock is riding way too low, go to >>39

Name: VIPPER 2013-03-23 22:03

On ship venus, there's plenty of penis!
Proceed to >>768 if you like dicks.
Proceed to >>921 if you don't.
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