[CYOA] Choose Your Own VIP Adventure!

The same thread exists on 4 different textboards now. You walk in to /vip/ from your slumber in the cave and decide what to do today.
To post QUALITY posts go to >>2
To JEWS JEWS to >>3
To make your way out of a neolithic slumber that is 4chan/vip/ go to >>241

In your pockets you find a VIPCOIN, go to SAoVQ, alternatively go to >>31 >>19 >>34
>>7-5,19,16,33,19,37-2,19,11,19,234
To use them in order.