[CYOA] Choose Your Own VIP Adventure!

The same thread exists on 4 different textboards now. You walk in to /vip/ from your slumber in the cave and decide what to do today.
To post QUALITY posts go to >>2
To JEWS JEWS to >>3
To make your way out of a neolithic slumber that is 4chan/vip/ go to >>241

You think for hours, pondering your existence in this mortal plane. You are stumped. You ask your fellow VIPPERs for assistance, but they are too busy posting in a niggertsk thread to hear you.

To slightly lower your standards and ask /lounge/ for assistance, go to >>25

To majorly lower your standards and ask the imageboards for assistance, go to >>13

To ponder the answer in more depth by yourself, go to >>4

To research in your local library, go to >>42