[CYOA] Choose Your Own VIP Adventure!

The same thread exists on 4 different textboards now. You walk in to /vip/ from your slumber in the cave and decide what to do today.
To post QUALITY posts go to >>2
To JEWS JEWS to >>3
To make your way out of a neolithic slumber that is 4chan/vip/ go to >>241

You type "sage" in the email field, pronouncing the word with two syllables in your head (The VIP way). The thread is not bumped. However, the thread was at the top of the board, so your sage is wasted.

You now have THREE sages left in your inventory.

You see a feline perched on a raised flat surface in the distance.

You see a door marked VIP ACCESS ONLY

To head towards the cat, go to >>22

To attempt opening the door, go to >>26