[CYOA] Choose Your Own VIP Adventure!

The same thread exists on 4 different textboards now. You walk in to /vip/ from your slumber in the cave and decide what to do today.
To post QUALITY posts go to >>2
To JEWS JEWS to >>3
To make your way out of a neolithic slumber that is 4chan/vip/ go to >>241

The cat says.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT
I WOULDN'T GIVES A RATS ASS BECAUSE I WOULD BE SITTING ON MY TABLE!!
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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE


And then he hits you with his table killing you , go to >>37, alternatively if you came from 84 go to >>103