[CYOA] Choose Your Own VIP Adventure!

The same thread exists on 4 different textboards now. You walk in to /vip/ from your slumber in the cave and decide what to do today.
To post QUALITY posts go to >>2
To JEWS JEWS to >>3
To make your way out of a neolithic slumber that is 4chan/vip/ go to >>241

You wake up. You have no idea how you got here, as there's nothing that links to >>17. Someone must've trapped you with a clever ruse.

There's nothing here. Go explore the surroundings, go to >>17
To reach around in your pockets, go to >>27