[CYOA] Choose Your Own VIP Adventure!

The same thread exists on 4 different textboards now. You walk in to /vip/ from your slumber in the cave and decide what to do today.
To post QUALITY posts go to >>2
To JEWS JEWS to >>3
To make your way out of a neolithic slumber that is 4chan/vip/ go to >>241

4channers are terrible parasites, but pedos are the most evil fuckups on earth. They need to be hanged from light poles until people get the message that that shot is not okay, not even top think about. It's disgusting.