You come to a fork in the road. On the left, you see a thick forest; filled with dark, knargled branches and dark, rotting wood. Even though you're in a clearing, you can already smell the smell of death looming about. It fills your nose and heart; sticking to your very soul like thick molasses.
On the right, however, is a Wal-Mart Supercentre!
To go left like a goddamn retard, go to
>>14
To enter the Wal-Mart Supercentre, go to
>>35