[CYOA] Choose Your Own VIP Adventure!

The same thread exists on 4 different textboards now. You walk in to /vip/ from your slumber in the cave and decide what to do today.
To post QUALITY posts go to >>2
To JEWS JEWS to >>3
To make your way out of a neolithic slumber that is 4chan/vip/ go to >>241

Your name is blue, but the thread still bumped.

To sage the thread again, go to >>15

To quote OP, go to >>8